As you all know our esteemed guest has brought many a stalwart crumbling down on their knees (because all stalwarts had brains in their knees) and today let us try to crack how the brain of this genius functions and more importantly and where it is located.
The interrogation will be conducted by none other than the Central Nervous System of CnS
The Central of CnS i.e. THE Don tvfan1401 (TvF) aka Ritu
The entire System of CnS the ever charming, pretty woman in her unmistakable Turquoise font Desipride 05(DP) 05 aka Neha
And last but not the least the Nervous epicentre of CnS who gets on everyone's nerves and drives them to their wits ends, the nutty pea brained Muscle protein( MP) aka Lata
Without further ado let us begin, as Man with Gun (MwithG) has no spare time as he does not spare any one!!!
MP: Welcome to our show MwithG ji!! Thank you for coming on this show despite your very busy schedule!! All other TV channels have stopped airing their programmes in honour of your one and only public interview!!
May I introduce myself I am Muscle protein!!! Although I have been on IF for yonks, only very lately I have been active!
MwithG : Hi there!! Yes muscle ji, I am more than familiar with your ID, you haunt me day and night as you live in my "report box" perenially!! My activity these days is beign restricted to just the 'report box', thanks to you Muscleji!! (*Why did you ever have to become active?*)
MwithG: oh hello!! Of course, Of course ( arre baap re who has the Gun me or her ) Your Awards CnS or otherwise and their analysis have given me sleepless nights! I mean nights with less sleep!! (*I better be on guard, yeh tou sach much ki Don lag rahi hi *)
DP: HEY!! Mwith G! How're you doing today DUDE! ( with typical American Drawl) I don't think I need an introduction!! Do I?? After all I come from US of A!!
MwithG: Hello (*prays fervently*!! *with so many DESI ID's floating how do I tell her I have no clue*)
DP: hey MwithG!! You like my Turquoise font
MwithG: Yes DPji, (*gulps and takes gasps of fresh air*) how can I be ignorant of your turquoise font!! It is one of its kinds! (*God tussi great ho!! Font ne bacha diya*)
MP: MwGji have you ever watched Kyunki Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi?
MwithG : Do I look like I have come out of an asylum!!
MP : No No not at all MwG ji,😲 Come on !! Not even once in your whole life?
MwithG : mmmmm (*looks very sheepish*) ahemmmmm , actually I just watched one episode the very recent one !! NARAYANA! NARAYANA!! Is this what you guys are fighting about day in and day out!!
DP: MwithGji, did you know you have some similar and more dissimilar characteristics with our Muscleji
Both of you scientists !! Similarity ends there!! YOU very intelligent and brainy, our poor Muscleji only has a teeny weenie Pea Brain, which has created havoc and pandemonium on this forum
You make Chips and win accolades!! Whilst our Muscleji chops oops I mean chips off not only noses but also entire ID's on this forum !!
MwithG: You tell me about it DPji, all this chipping and chopping! I know it too well!! (*Sighs in dejection*) DPji, I heard of Kaliyg ka Ram, even Kaliyug ka Ravan, but I must admit this the first time I have heard of Kaliyug ka Lakshman!!
TvF: Oye! MwithG!! You said you do not watch Kyunki , how do you know about all this Kaliyug whatever...
let me make one thing clear just because our MP has pea brain don't think she is a weakling!! Since you are our guest I will let you off this time, but tell me what did you do with her furniture??
MwithG: Fffuuurniiiturrre ? Oh furniture!! All that furniture I shipped safely and have added as decor to my house
TvF: OK! Tell me one more thing, why you are allergic to the acronym TRP, you straight away shoot a yellow slip from your gun at the very mention of this.
MwithG: arre!! TRP is Totally Rulaoing and Phasoing me all the time, despite all my last warnings!
TvF, DP and MP: Thank you for being on our show MwithGji!! Hope you enjoyed chit chatting with the 3 Deviyan of CnS !!
MwithG: no comments (*3 Deviyan ya 3 Daayan*)
TvF, DP and MP: MwithG put your Gun down and let us all now enjoy some masala chai
MwithG: YOU must be kidding!! Me and put my gun down here!! Never!! Kyunki forum is like being In Kandahar Mountains not Himalayan Mountains!! My life is dear to me!! Please mujhe baksh do please please! I beg of you 3 deviLs!! Oh no I mean 3 devis!!
Mwith G Dashes off with lightining speed without having masala Chai!!
so that was our very own MwithG in conversation with the CnS trio!!
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Contrary to popular belief, he replies to ALL the PMs sent to him. Even a little 'Hello'receives a prompt response!!!!
and A FEW ANECDOTAL FACTS
Genius He is!! and like all other geniuses BT is no exception to eccentricities too. Listed below are his 'silly mistakes'
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Sends PMs to wrong person.
Sends WLs to Moderators instead of Members.
- This one takes the award. He not only bans others but also himself once by mistake. But for another GM, who 'unbanned' him later our man with gun would have been history
Jokes apart, Bhaskar bhaiyya you rock !! We are proud of you !! GOD BLESS!!
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