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Thursday - 02.07.09

A special program on Maasilamani movie was aired on Kalyanam's time slot ..


Laksh, no Kalyanam today aam !!!! unakku leaveeeeee
ensoyyyyy


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Episode No 86 Friday 3/7/09

Roja starts distributing baklavas - Hema is preggie folks. Starts
with Hema doing "uvve uvvee" and mommy beaming. Mommy wants
Hema to inform hubby darling ( Parthi, eppo varuveenga?? eppo antha
veet le attendance??? omnipotent omnipresent aa???)
"share the
happiness with mappillai, I will clean up" . Hema goes to Parthi and says
- "neenga appa aaga poringa..unga vaarisu in my tummy... your family
vaarisu is growing in my tummy ..." ( all are same right??? or you yourself
have a doubt that Parthi could not be the dad?? or u are not preggie at all???
Rojaaaa unakku ethukku vambu?? Will you ever learn??!!)
  Parthi is shocked.
Hema is surprised - "enna Paarthi, as soon as you heard the news, you should
have run to buy a golden cradle??" Paarthi says that the time is not ripe
for a baby."If dad comes to know this....finished. You better abort this. Hema
fusses a bit and then agrees -"Ok, done but on one condition . Aanandhi
should not conceive too...." Brings some tablets and gives it to Parthi -
"make sure that she takes this every day..." ( Parthi has left his brain
back in the locker. Does not think twice about the ever ready Hema
Pharmacy stocking up contraceptives !!! or the serial families include
contraceptives in their grocery list ?? Like how they buy a bottle of poison
and keep it ready for any emergency???)
Parthi takes the tablet. Now Roja
is convinced that Hema is not prgnant . Since Parthi has locked his brain
in the safe, he does not see the obvious !!!

Suja and daddy - daddy is crying. Suja probes , daddy says "nothing" just
forgets to say that it is "some dust in the eyes" - probably fed up of saying the
usual explanation , thank God for small mercies. Finally Suja probes
and daddy spills. He is not able to witness Suja entering the gallows (???!!
You got it wrong daddy..she wants to send Ganesh to the gallows !!!)
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"yaar epdi pona namakku enna?? why do u want to spoil your life? come let
us go back to S'pore" Suja runs the adoption story and says that she would
feel guilty to leave her biological family in the lurch(??!!) now. Now daddy
says that he does not want to be a party to this celebrations " before u get
married, let me go back" Suja convinces that it is once in a life time opportunity
and he has been invited to see her "entry in to the gallows" -" Please do not
miss it.." Daddy agrees. Parthi and Aanandhi in the bed room. Aanandhi beats
her own trumpet "athai and maama are very happy about my official achievements.
They want a grandchild soon. i have promised twins - one for each" Parthi  looks
kadu kadu and says that he does not share the same enthusiasm -" no,
not until I get a gold medal as a business man" ( ippo gold medal kudukkarangalaa
business men kku??? Maathittangalaa??? Roja makes a mental note to check
with the Indian Chamber of Commerce..)
A shocked Aanadhi observes that
he already has that all. Parthi says that he does not want kids and gives the
tablet got from Hema Pharmacy - goes to bring a glass of water but Aanadhi can
swallow this tablet with out the help of water ... some compensation  for marrying a
Cod like Paarthi ....

Varatha and wife - Varatha is pensive. Wife wants to know the reason for this
melancholy. Varatha says that he is worried about Gaya - "she is sitting here
as if nothing is wrong. After marriage, girls can not stay in the parental home.
eternally !!! She has to make amends.." Sivagamy says that he forgets his SIL's
misdemeanor -" he lusted after Gaya's sister !!! he has to come , apologize and
take back Gayu, athaane murai?" Varatha says that SIL has repented. Calls Gayu
and wants to talk. Gayu comes and sits . Varatha starts " As parents, we have
some responsibilities. We have to invite SIL for the wedding. Both SIL s
should stand outside and welcome the guest. If the chinna maappillai alone
is present wont every one ask about the first SIL? shame on us !!1 Let us go
now and invite SIL for the wedding and we will leave u there." Gaya looks stern
and points out " do u expect him to respect and welcome you when u go there?
You seem to be more worried about what the relatives will talk!!! You do not care
for your daughter's feelings?? Ok, u go , invite him and let him come. But I wont
come for that wedding..." Leaves. As usual Suja is listening... Roja wonders -
"namakku namba velai seyyave time is not enough !! how does Suja manage
 to run every one's life???


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Episode No 91 Friday 10/7/09

Starts with Ratnavel in the registrar's office.  Ratna has a face
which got "slapped by a ghost" - The registrar wants to rub some
salt and so asks -"enna sir? unga payyanaa??" Now Ratna tries
to do the impossible - he just has one spoon of cooked rice and he
wants to hide a hybrid variety ash gourd !!! The form says that the
father of the groom is Velu - "no, the one who got married here
is not my son.... my friend's son... Singaravelu's son....." leaves.
(thennaiyai petha ilaneeru, pillai yai petha kanneru - BG by Roja).
Scene shifts - Ratna is at work, signing some papers. Paarthi walks
in - all angry and ready to confront dad for the "injustice" done to
him. " Why did you do this? I go to the ATM to witdraw money and
my card is null and void. I am told by the bank manager that I cant
sign a cheque !!! What is up dad?? You want to demean me? pray why?"

Daddy starts - "arumai perumaiya unnai valarthene..aaachhh... ipdi
pannittiyeee...aaachhh "
- any one wants to have parenting lessons??
You have landed at the right place 😳 " Paarthi,  as soon as you were
born, I was told that I have a son to head my empire.  I was so thrilled
that I bought housing plots for all my 137 employees. Many of them have
bulit houses there and still living happily. Why did i do that, to demean u?
When u started crawling, I videoed the whole thing and cherished, why
( to deman u?? add this after every step, ok? Roja is tired ) When you first
said amma and appa , I celebrated .... When u started school.... Your mom
did not want me to buy you a car or bike. She said that you have to go
to school like how I did - by bus or by walk. I  told her that you are
 a rich man's son and so should live up to that....... did I do all this to
demean you?" ( Roja brings a glass of juice for herself - listening to this
monolog drained her)
Finally says that it is all in Paarthi's hand. "You
want the power of Attorney back? simple, go the registrar's office and register
your marriage with Aanadhi - next minute, you will get back the powers"
Paarthi leaves - without a word. (Registrar office pona , nera kambi
counting thaan..apram Hema voda unale naan ketten, ennale nee kette nnu
duet thaan..behind the bars !!)


Paarthi goes home and confronts Aanadhi - she has no clue. " hello, ask
your daddy... ennai ketta?? "
( pity that she does not ask him a sane
question -" wedding ai register pannu nnu thaane solraar!! What is your
problem??" )
Now Paarthi opens his mouth to spill a string of pearls -
" If you doubt every one, life will be hell "
( that is true and similarly if
u trust every one , life will be "Hema Pharmacy" !!)

Time to go and cootchi coo with Hema. Paarthi goes to Hema (madi
meethu thalai vaithu vidiyum varai sulk pannuven,maru naal ezhunthu
paarppen - BG by Roja)
Hema points out that the house looks empty -
" we need to furnish this place - to suit your image !!! it should look
like a replica of your original home ..just 2 lakhs...let us meet the
interior designer guy..." Paarthi says he can't  do squat - " daddy
knows about us.. pulled all my teeth (pallai pidingittar ) Can't draw
even 10 paise... me broke..." Hema is hit by 10,000 watts... she is more
concerned about how Ratna got the info.." must be Aanadhi's job. She
works in the company and would have found the 20 lakhs !!! After
all 20 lakhs !!! ( athu sari, u guys grow the "panam kaichi maram" at the
backyards - shake it up and u get crores !!!)
  Paarhti agrees "must be"

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