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Posted: 14 years ago
lol......cute jokes, luv the sherlock holmes and the doct/chem one
and thnx for the topic
 
My teacher told me this one- its really cheesy
 
 
How do you get down from an elefant?
..
 
 
 
-You dont- you get down from a goose(as in down feathers for pillows etc)
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Posted: 14 years ago
This BELONGS to my pakaoo friend luv_guru ... I was crying,so his little something to cheer me up (o yeah tell me about it)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Haathi cheeti..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They were on a bike
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
they had an accident and haathi died 😲
 
 
 
lekin chiti ko kuch nahi hua!!
 
 
 
 
 
bolo kyun?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
socho
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
aur socho
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
gave up?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
humpf
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
so easy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cause Chiti was wearing helmet u c 🀣
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Posted: 14 years ago
God amby that was best one..!
AmbyCious thumbnail
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Posted: 14 years ago
Originally posted by: cool_yv

God amby that was best one..!

thnxxxx 😳
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Posted: 14 years ago
Firsy guy-Its my girlfrnd's b'day.What do i gift her?
Second-Diamond ring.
First guy-That's too costly.I can't afford
Second-Gold ring.
First guy-That's too costly.
Second-Silver  ring.
First guy-That's too costly.
 
Second-U have a mobile phone.
First-Yes
Second-So atleast give her phone ring.
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Posted: 14 years ago
That was a good one Ayushi...
xxxxminixxxx thumbnail
Posted: 14 years ago
heyπŸ˜› guyz..i have one too..if you like it.....
its only funny once...


After returning back from a foreign trip😊😊, a man asked his wife, πŸ˜”
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why? 😲😲
Man: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
🀣


thnx!!😊
🀣

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Posted: 14 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai....

Limka ka flavour hai lime.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Limka ka flavour hai lime.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Speed = Distance / Time!! πŸ˜†
 
 
 
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Posted: 14 years ago

Mini....that was good! πŸ˜†

Edited by Nandini_Bhat - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
this is the most lamest joke i hv ever heard i was actually feeling low and a frnd told me just to cheer me up
 
whats the difference between an apple and an orange??
 
 
 
 
 
an orange can be orange colour but an apple cant be apple colour !!!
 
 
here is another one goshh this one made me laugh soo much
 
santa says to banta : mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai ?
banta : mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai aur paisa hai.
santa : abee toh apni maa kiske paas hai πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†