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Mini....that was good! 😆

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Hey i have one

Santa's father returned from America....he saw his wife is dead he asked santa, "Tumne mujhe bataya kyou nahi ki tumhari maa mar gayi??"

Santa said,"Socha SURPRISE de doo."

Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?.............Socho… kyun….. ???


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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

shrUTI & shrAXIS 😆

Pakauupan :P

1 4m my side....

meri banayi dish ka swad zara chakhna




gaur kare....




meri banayi dish ka swad zara chakhna

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GARNIER FRUCTIS - apna khayal rakhna!!!
Edited by Neha_K - 14 years ago

Hey gues this one!!!😊

one from my side ..

gaur farmaye

choti si billi ke chote chote paon
choti si billi ke chote chote paon
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,meow meow meow meow!!!

gaur farimye

A man threw a burger and an apple from the top of the building at the same time


the burger reached the ground faster thn the apple

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guess why??
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arrey socho
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ok let me tell...burger reached faster because its a FAST FOOD   🤣Edited by CoolAquarius - 13 years ago

--"A man walks into a bar... ouch" 😆

 

 

--A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

 

--A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender points to a sign behind the bar that says NO STRINGS ALLOWED. Dejectedly, the piece of string leaves the bar... but then he has an idea. He ruffles out his edges a little bit and ties himself into a bow. Then he walks back into the bar, hops up on the barstool, and again orders a beverage. The bartender is deceived by the string's appearance only for a moment.
"hey....what are you doing back in here?" says the bartender. "You're that piece of string aren't you?"

"No Sir!" says the string, "I'm a frayed knot!" 😆😆 Do you get it? I'm a frayed not instead of i'm afraid not.😆 

 

--Rudi looks out the window of his Moscow apartment and says to his wife "Honey ! It's going to rain." The wife disagrees, on account of the bright sun and no clouds. Nevertheless, it starts to pour in a few minutes. The baffled wife askes Rudi how he knew.

Comes the reply, "Rudolf, the Red knows rain, dear !" 🤢😆 It's lame, i know.

 

Love,

*Jot*

 

PJ ab bhi karte hain dimag ki dahi
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PJ ab bhi karte hain dimag ki dahi
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Jaise STAR PLUS
Rishta Wahi... Soch Nayi!