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Posted: 14 years ago

Friday 20/11/09

Starts with Rat Food jumping at whoever cares to listen.
The maniacal Amutha plays udumbu "enna aanalum,
na Bell ai than kalyanam pannippen " Vadai is beyond caring-
" avanai epdi nambarathu???" Omni walks in - as if she has
no clue about the scenario ( enakka kalyanam??? ithu yen veeda??
ipdi wood face than best acting - Roja aaaa shoo shoo Odi pO)
But, Vadai is not as condescending as Roja , confronts Omni -
"paarthiya un thambi lakshanathai??" Omni says the word which
Roja despises "soozhnilai" - " what he did was wrong ( whaatt???
what is wrong??? to marry the girl of his choice??? esp. after that
girl was the choice of the family in the beginning???) but he
has realized his mistake ( uh huh, mistake??? Omniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii) But Vadai
is not ready to release his furrowed brows - furrows them some more.
At thin juncture, Beach enters with Bell. Tells mappillai that Bell is
a reformed person blah blah blah...... Athai also murukkufies...Vadai
antha furrowed brows ai vittena paar nnu pidichindu irukkar....athai
finally says that it is Beach who does all the talking -" Bell , tongue ai
Kavi kooda anuppittanaa??" Bell comes forward and says that he
made a mistake ( et tu??? Roja is disappointed ) " I will marry Amutha
and keep her happy" Athai and Vadai are still not convinced and so
Beach asks Bell to promise on God. Bell goes to Omni , places his hand on
her hand and says" I consider my akka a shade better than God...so
I promise on her.." Omni has a pleased look ( uh huh, if it were Roja,
she would have done some tongue pulling and died - at the same spot .
reason??? A brother who elevates his sister to the level of God and she
could not grant his one wish - to marry his lady love !!!! Aana Omni
kku oru chinna remorse kooda illai !!! uh huh ) Beach says that his household will do any thing for Omni " Hope u will believe us now"
Amutha is coy.... oru session of smiling faces are shown... it is decided
to erect the pandal kaal right away.... Amutha leans on Omni..the other
2 sisters show an expression which can not be classified .

Pandal kaal muhurtham happens - priest avara vaangina kaasukku velai
seythuttu poraar. Beach needles Pearl "enna nalla manasoda nattiya?
or u are unhappy that your relative Kavitha missed the boat??" Pearl
says that she did it with all good intentions but no one noticed the way
the pandal kaal leaned - towards south??? Avudai is concerned but
beach pacifies -" Sun is bright... athai vida nalla sagunam??? let us start
the wedding preps" Thavasi 's turn to face the camera and do some
villathanam " pandal kaal thaane nattu irukku??? marriage illiye??
nadakkatum nadakkatum " ( Thavasi, Roja lends all her support for this
one issue, if u can stop this wedding and get Kavi to marry Bell, the
IF ians will forgive all your misdemeanors , be rest assured ) While
the dysfunctional Aavudai family is rejoicing, Kavi is lying in the hospital
bed - motionless and with all paraphernalia around her. Mommy cries,
Ramakrishnan comes and cries for his part ( sagattum nnu sonne???
IppO enna crocodile tears???) Mommy asks RK to keep a watch " naanum appa vum pOi Kabaleeswarar kitte application pOttu ttu varrOm" RK cries...and calls some one to say that he is playing nurse "if u need me, call me, ok??" Saguni Thavasi arrives. RK is ready to burn him alive.

Rk angrily asks "enge vanthinga??? Did Omni ask you to check if Kavi
is still alive or dead??" Thavasi has a thick skin, allows RK to shout
all he wants - RK asks "entha moonjiyai vaichikitti paarkka vanthe??"
( athu sari, Thavasi enna Kasthuri yaa??? adikadi London pOi face
change pannindu vara??? avarukku oru moonji thaan kattupadi aagum,
so athai vaichindu thaan pakka varuvaar !!) RK goes on " u can not
pacify me, I wont leave Omni and her family, go and tell her" Thavasi is
calm, listens to all the raving and ranting - finally asks "are u done??
You are a fresh enemy to Omni but naa unakku senior - 12 years aa
naa antha kudumbathukku enemy" RK is stunned - Thavasi goes on
All the questions that run in RK's mind are asked by Thavasi " antha
kudumbathile oru important figure, avanga kitte oru periya post ,
apram epdi enemy?? ithaane u want to ask??? Well, 12 years back my daughter was in the same boat as your sister is in now. My daughter
wanted to marry Vadai and Aavudai promised me that he will make the marriage happen. Both me and my daughter trusted him. But Thalaiamma went to her brother and asked for Omni's hand saying that both the relationship and the money should stay within the family. Spoiled my daughter's life. Antha anna thangachi paasam is my daughter's naasam.
My daughter could not take this disappointment and so she tried to
commit suicide. I saved her in time . Then she went abroad... has not come back till date ( ohhh ithu thaana reason?? yovvvv, u must be happy
actually !! intha mathiri oru dysfunctional family le maattikkame un ponnu thappicha nnu !!! So, Thavasi kku oru ponnu irukka, she may make an entry
also !!! Habba, ava per ennavaa irukkum??? drawing room??? Kitchen??? whateverrrr) Goes on to say that his daughter will come back only after Omni and Vadai separate permanently...so now do u catch my point???" RK says that he can see the vengeance in Thavasi's eyes. Now Thavasi starts his veppilai manthiram - " Amutha /Bell wedding should never happen, You have Sundu, the Brahmasthiram, Dance baby dance, I will be the spectator..and any help, feel free to ask me, ok??? " Hospital corridor le oru unwritten treaty gets signed....Omni, beware..

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Posted: 14 years ago

Monday 16/11/09

Gomz kutty plays personal waitress to Thavasi who orders loads of
sweets and an extra sweet orange juice - Roja supplies Vethilai and
pakku - diabetes ai welcome panna thaan !! Thavasi is gloating to
Gomz kutty - "Gomz kutty Gomz kutty, Kokku thalai le vennai yai
kondu pOi vaichu athai pidikkanum, theriyuma??" Gomz has a look
which says "intha vilayattukku na varalai" but is forced to listen to Thavasi's plan. Thavasi takes three marker pens - red pen is Bell -
two black pens are Kavi and Amutha - " Bell loves Kavi and Amutha
is mad about Bell . I have talked to Thaalaiamma and so Bell will be
forced to marry Amutha . But after marriage, Bell will torture Amutha
as she is the villi for his love affair. Bell will send Amutha back to her parental home and Rat Food will send Omni on rebound to her parental home... Then Rat Food will be on your lap , epdi?? The whole family
will be at logger heads!!" Gomz kutty sternly reminds - "oh yes, all this
will happen and the climax is... either Beach will burn me alive or Omni
will bury me alive !!! Aaga motham, my head is not mine !!!" (Gomz
kutty Thalai endrumee Gomz kku sontha millai , Gomz kku sonthamillai
- BG by Roja) Thavasi says that he will not be sitting quiet and watching
that ( appo, Petrol vaangi Beach kku kuduppingalaa?? Illatta Omni
kku help panna kuzhi thOnduvingalaa??? - Gomz kuttys dialogue
by Roja) . Dining table time in Omni household. Amutha brings Avudai
and mele vizhunthu gavanichufying - she even tastes the food from his plate and finds it salt less - recommends some pickle. Wood kku intha kanraavi yai thaanga mudiyalai ( Roja echoes your sentiments) but Omni and Thalai are enjoying the show. Wood chips in his 2 cents - " all this drama wont get Bell to play hubby for you" The hysterical Amutha immediately pouts and leaves the arena. Rat Food sports his usual
frown and Thalai amma draws him aside - as she has visions of
Thavasi's veppilai adithal.

Thaalai says that Amutha's wedding with Bell has to happen -" enga
annan sick aanathe namba rendu family kku sandai vantha thaale thaan, Amutha might take some rash decision if we refuse this alliance , so...." Vadai says that Beach hates him and if Amutha goes to that house, he might ill treat her " apram neriya problem varumma .." Amma says that
they can question Beach or any one in that house as they are relatives -"veliye yaarukkanum katti kudutha, we can not even go and ask!!" She
tries to fall at Vadai's legs and so Vadai agrees for the marriage. Goes to Avudai and asks " maama, yen thangachi Amutha vukku yen macchan
Bell ai tharuvingalaa??" ( apdi podu aruvaalai - hmmm Intha nadagam
antha medaiyil yethanai naal amma? innum yethanai naal amma? -
BG by Roja) Omni beams, Aavudai says that he just rewrote his expiry
date " another 50 yrs kku warranty period extended , ok?" Also tells his sister " I know ... I know.... I know ( hmm Roja misses Raghuvaran - a
great performer) I know that you will never let these two families go
to the dogs" Turns to Vadai and says that he felt bad that Vadai did not enter his house when he came to look for Amutha - "ippo ve neengalum Omni yum en kooda varanum, antha veetukku" Vadi looks tentative and Avudai says that beach will melt like ice when he sees his mappillai at his door step " I promise u that" - now we transport ourselves to Aavudai house hold along with the trio.

Aavudai shouts from outside - "Beachhhh ....Gardennnnn vaanga da
dey...." Both come outside - Vadai lowers his head.... Beach is all
sand and Garden is all flowers. Aavudai gloats "sonnene, paarka thaan
Beach muradan but he is like a jack fruit , all sweet inside" Mappillai - Macchan happens at the door step and then they adjourn to the drawing
room - guess they do not have any important issue to discuss -
otherwise why should they go inside?? - Garden orders drinks from Pearl Kitchen. Vadai does a vote of excuse ( vote of thanks pannalaam nna vote of excuse mattum panna koodathaa??? Roja un imsai thaangalai di , unnai pidichi Omni kitte kudukka poren - original Roja warns up-dater Roja)
" Machhan, u came to my house with thamboolam for this wedding but I behaved like a brat. But, today when I come here, you hold my hands and act as if nothing is wrong??!!" Beach says that such fights are the samudrika lakshnams of a joint family -"athai ellam na appove maranthutten.." All smiles around... Omni does some extra ilippu ( she probably read Roja's comment on her wooden face???!!!) Now Vadai says that he has an important business ( Roja runs to the main door - so they can adjourn to the nadu theru Board room - but no, she is disappointed - they continue in the drawing room !!) Beach says "spill" but Vadai is hesitant and asks for Omni's help -Omni denies participation " naa yen sollanum??? sick daddy, kooda pirantha thangai ellam veliye ninnOm ... Beach unga kaiyai thaane pidichi ulle koottittu vanthaar !! You find your tongue..." Beach immediately says that leading Omni in by hand is as good as leading himself in - now he makes the funniest statement "athu kozhandai , apdi thaan pesum, neenga sollunga" (apdi pOdu - Omni kozhandai nna Vadai enna?? innum porakkave illiya?? ) Finally Vadai talks about the marriage and all agree in unison. As every one is laughing and cootchi cooing, our dhadi wala Bell comes out - looks at Omni and his eyes say 'adi paavi, neeyellam oru akka!!!?? annikki Board Room le - athaan paa nadu theru le- kaalile vizhunthu help kettene....ippo u made me the scape goat !!!" ( he must be patting his own back - Omni yai nambi mosam pogaame, oru plan B pannina acumen kku ) A smiling Omni looks at Bell - no remorse in her
eyes .... well, the elders plan for Bell - Amutha wedding.....
Vaada Belluu vaada,
Kavitha kazhuthile Maalai yoda
Intha veetukku vaada...
Vaada Belluuu Vaada - BG by Roja

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Posted: 14 years ago

Tuesday 17/11/09

Bell is all set for the elopement and a marriage thereafter
with Kavi - comes to Kavi's house and calls her from
outside - Kavi is decking herself up ( habba, Odi pOi
kalyanam, athukku ithanai dressing thevaiyaa??? maattine,
magale sethe nee !!!) Finally the dressing is over - time for
some soga BG when Kavi looks at her sleeping parents .
Bell is fretting outside as Kavi's SIL is outside - vaasal
thelichu kolam podaraanga...podaraanga......Markazhi maasam
innum varaliye?? So, Kavi has to do some scaling of the
walls - she scales two walls actually ( habba periya veedu
with a nice garden !!! Ramakrishna ,nee ivvalvu lanja peruchaaliyaa??
Annanum thambiyuma motha Madras ai yum gabaleekaram
panniduvingalO??) Finally Bell gets Kavi down from the compound
wall and the love birds flee - to the temple. Rmakrishnan sees the
couple eloping - decides to chase ( yovv, ivvalavu kaalai velai
le unakku velile enna velai??? pOgattum vidu yya , athunga
santhoshama irukkattum - unga rendu family yum yucky aa irukku !!)

Ok folks - get ready for some big drama - Omni and Amutha are
leaving the house - to Amman kovil ( Roja thundai pottu thaandi
promises - they are heading to the same temple where Bell and Kavi
are likely to marry !!) Athai is asking kirukku Kalai to compile the
list of addresses - for sending the wedding invitation. Seeing Amutha
and Omni, she giggles - reason??? " when u both go out together, u
always come back with a problem , amma kku thoppai le tamarind karaiching" Anyways, Omni leaves for the temple - and the last boy
( avan peru enna ppa???) Vadai's, kadi kutty bro joins them. Ramakrishnan is chasing the love birds and Kavi sees him - asks Bell to hurry - Madras Roads ellam konjam parava illai...mazhai vera...( Madras ai suthi kaatta Porrar, Jawahar free trip namakku tharraar, Thaar roadu vazhukkuthu paaru, athukku Roja peyari vaikka poraar - BG by Roja) Ramakrishnan (RK) keeps shouting "nillu da nillu da " ( hmm thappika thaane Odaraanga, nillu nillu nna nippangalaa??? serial asadugala , thirunthave maattingalaa ???) Now comes the irony - RK skids as he sees a couple walking meticulously towards his bike - tta tta daynggggg - the couple.. ...yaarruuuu??? Namba Odi pona hubby Sundu vum , avarOdu koodave
Odi pona Bed Room um - athu rendum RK vai paarthu mirandu Oda,
RK, Kavi yai maranthuttu, avangalai thoratha......Omni is in the car - with a million dollar smile.

As Roja predicted - all assemble in the same temple ( dey Bellu, unakku
konjam moolai vendam??? Un family adikadi pora temple ai ya choose
pannuve??? ) Anyways , RK is unlucky in both the chasing - Sundu
and BR also flee. Suddenly he remembers his sister and goes to look for her ( Roja is again thundai pottu thaandi promising, he is headed to the same temple - Rojaaa, veet le oru towel bakki illai , ithu kattu padi aagathu, nee than wash pannanum, aama sollitten - original Roja warns up-dater Roja) On the way, he calls some one and gives some instructions. In the temple, Bell's friends are waiting ,,, Amutha and her bro are walking and overhear a conversation - the priest telling the friends, " enna thaan thiruttu kalyanama irunthaalum, nalla nerathile nadakkanum" - Amutha hears this and wonders "when two people fall in love and marry against the wish of the family, why does it get labeled as thiruttu kalyanam?" Her bro is not keen in a debate and so asks her to be happy about her right royal kalyanam. The love birds arrive.....Bell changes in to a pattu veshti... priest is taking his own sweet time to do the archanai ( Roja kku padakku padakku nnu irukku, but bakki ellarum ennamO picnic vantha mathiri jolly aa irukkanga) Amutha's bro is squeezing lemons , one lemon rolls over and he asks Amutha to pick it up - Amutha runs and it lands in a place where she can see the couple standing....Bell garlands Kavi and she does return favors...Amutha is privy to this kan kOlla katchi... Runs and fetches Omni.......Omni sees this...shouts BellKingggggggg..... Kavi and Bell see that all the villis are in one place.... well, let us wait for the arrival of the villains.....

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Friday 27/11/09

Beach and Omni - Beach says that they now know the true
mettle of Gomz kutty -" well she wont do any more dramas!!"
Omni is livid and is not ready to leave Gomz kutty -" all the
while I was lackadaisical thinking that she is just over
enthusiastic because of her age . Now that she has her eyes
on my Rat Food,.... will give her a bit of my mind ..for sure..."
Walks away ( yeey singam pole..yeeyy singam pole nadanthu
poraa Omni paatti doyy... BG by Roja for Beach ) Beach has a
benevolent look "ahaaa, yen thangachi pappa roshathile yethanai
azaghu??"

Custom's officers - meeting - Ramakrishnan informs his superior
officer that all the drug in India comes from Sundhu -"not just that,
more potent drugs are also going around here - Sundhu is the sole
culprit !!!" The senior asks as to why Sundhu is not caught " gave u
the warrant to catch him!!" RK says that Sundhu has a hoard of
relatives and jumps houses like a tree monkey . To cut a long story
short, RK gets all powers to nail Sundhu - also gets police help.

Sundhu and Bed Room - in an open bed room /kirtchen/drawing
room studio apartment. Both are spending some quality time. Sundhu
says that he is troubling BR -" nalla comfortable house, relatives..ellam illame , made you stay here all alone !!" BR says that at last she is in her Ayodhya _ " with so many at home, i still felt alone ..but now with you
I am very happy !!! " some more cootchi cooing ( Meenu, got the idea of about cootchi cooing???😳) BR goes "down"( hill resort??) to buy some fish - menu is fish and chips??? Sundhu gives priyavidai. The search for Sundhu is on - police jeeps plying all over - RK as the head.

Omni paatti singam jaangu jaangu nnu nadanthu...vanthu..... Gomz ai
paarthu.....palaaaaarrrrrrr szzrrrrppp - satham mattum thaan Rojakku
kettuthu. Not just that Omni gives a bit of her mind as well " U said i love
you in front of me and said that it was for stopping the hiccups..u
took the saree i reserved..... well now I know that you had your eyes on
my hubby ..how dare u??? If u want to marry, cant u look for an
eligible bachelor??? blah blah.." Gomz kutty just cries. Thavasi
also hears the palaars and comes out - fusses around - and for his
part scolds Gomz - " neeyellam oru pombalaiyaa?? unda veetukku rendagam panre??? " Gomz just stares at him " yovvvv, enna nee
solriya ithellam??? neram thaan " Thavasi squirms and then asks
Omni to stop talking - " do not demean yourself by talking to such an immoral person" Omni silences Thavasi saying that for her hubby
she will go to any level. Atlast Gomz opens her mouth -" every word
from you kills me..but I did not do it by myself.... some one wanted
me to do this" Thavasi is visibly uncomfortable.

Omni badgers Gomz -" yaaru?? yaaru yen kudumbathai pirikka sonna??
sollu di" Gomz gives sly look at Thavasi - who is sweating ( Neela
saayam veluthu pocch dum dum...Raja vesham kalaiji pocchhh dum
dum dum - BG by Roja) Some more probing from Omni some more
sly looks from Gomz ..Thavasi intervenes -" for all your actions , if you
are going to point fingers at an appavi, he wont keep quiet - unnai
vetti kooru pOttuduvaan ( Gomz, got the message??? vayai thoranthe minced meat - aaga motham nee minced meat aagarathu uruthi - butcher might be different !!!) That is why I said that we should not employ people who come with recommendations , now, no more job for u here..." Omni asks him to get signatures from Gomz -" iva pombalai , veliye pOi apdiye maathi solva... get the whole thing written properly and signed. Then
send her out" Thavasi pushes Gomz to his room , apologizes " it is
not my intention to jeopardize your life... just that I need revenge
on Omni and Co" Gomz says that he managed to effectively ruin her
life ( ayyo paavam paapa, mandai yai mandai yai aatindu vazhiyara
pothu therialai yaa?? ennavO unakku ithile no part nnu act kudukkare??) and leaves. Outside Omni recalls Gomz giving sly looks at Thavasi, when asked about the person behind this ploy. Omni kku santhegam... calls "maama..maama" Maama comes out of his room ... gili yoda... Omni
gives a piercing look...

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