Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10

Posted: 13 years ago
funny one liners 😆 😆...

* regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving...

*having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile 😊...i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first...pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz... so go to sleep...

*alcohol kills slowly...so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

Index
Updated pg 3, 4,5,8,10
 
Edited by -purnima- - 12 years ago
Posted: 13 years ago
Nice one liners 👍🏼 tfs
Posted: 13 years ago
ehe good ones...
 
I guess the missing word is kids in:
 
*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...
 
=p
 
t4s =)
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by rukhaya


ehe good ones...
 
I guess the missing word is kids in:
 
*shud women have (kids) after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...
 
=p
 
t4s =)

thanx 4 correcting 😃 😃.... yes kids was missing i edited it.... 😃 ...

Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by Puri_2711


funny one liners 😆 😆.....

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz.... so go to sleep....

*alcohol kills slowly....so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted: 13 years ago
LOLZZZZZ......Puri.....that was awesum....I specially liked the marriage one and the laziness one.....even the last three ones were too gud.....hehe. Mujhe bahut maza aya padhke yaar....guess u hav passed on the infection of smiling to me....coz thats wat I am doing now....
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by sumaiya wahid


LOLZZZZZ......Puri.....that was awesum....I specially liked the marriage one and the laziness one.....even the last three ones were too gud.....hehe. Mujhe bahut maza aya padhke yaar....guess u hav passed on the infection of smiling to me....coz thats wat I am doing now....



thanx 4 liking 😃😃😃............ by the u noticed Raj here in the forum banner 😉😉😉😉
Posted: 13 years ago

The oneliners all are so hillarious 😆😆😆😆...i cant stop laughing

Posted: 13 years ago
Some 4m my side, first tell me may i??

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