Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 3

Originally posted by: Puri_2711

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Truer words have never been spoken! 😛

Thanks for the one-liners; enjoyed reading them. :)

Originally posted by: Puri_2711

* Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

these r golden words, plz don't put them in the category on funny matter! 😳

 hehehehe.. 😆 😆 too good purni dear.. really funny..... 🤣

What does a bald guy use for shamoo?  Turtle Wax!

Yo mama so stupid she goes to google and types "how do i search the internet?"

more One liners 😛😛😛😛

**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Oh wow....didnt see the new ones 😆....I love all of them....but the light n sound one....🤣 Its soooooooo cool....thnx for sharing Puri!!

Originally posted by: sumaiya wahid

Oh wow....didnt see the new ones 😆....I love all of them....but the light n sound one....🤣 Its soooooooo cool....thnx for sharing Puri!!

u are welcome  😃😃😃
😆 😆...... waise didn't updated this since long .... might  update today 😆😆😆😆................
waise r u loving the banner of this forum 😉😉😉

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^Yeah....I adore the banner!! And I actually came here for the first tym when u had started off this topic...hehe. Well....it wud be nice if this is updated.....life needs such intellectual fun always!! 😉

**Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.😆😆😆

**Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.😛😛

**Always keep smiling ..... every1 wud wonder what u are upto 😉😉😉

**Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.😆
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**My psychiatrist told me I was crazy 😈 and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.😆
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**I always take life with a grain of salt, 😊 ...plus a slice of lemon,😛  ...and a shot of tequila.😆 😆
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**To be sure of hitting the target,😛😛  shoot first...... 😛😛  and call whatever you hit the target.🤣

**A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

**If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

**Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

**You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.


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Have fun reading 😆😆