Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 4

Again thats cool....I like the target one best....😆

cool one liners, really funny...🤣

Originally posted by: Puri_2711

**Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.😆😆😆

**Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.😛😛

**A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

* You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.😉 😉

* By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.😆 😆

* To err is human.... 😛 .......  to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.😛

* The Miss Universe pageant is fixed 😛😛 All the winners are from Earth. 😆😆😆

* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. 😎
😛😆😉😆

*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

* Everything is edible, some things are only edible once. 😆😆

* People can be divided into three groups:
Those who make things happen...... 
those who watch things happen........
and those who wonder what happened. 😆😆😆

* what is  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 😛😛
Fear of long words. 😆😆😆

I came first time ... and enjoying every post 😆  nice one Purni... keep going 👍🏼

Wow! Purni Di great job.
Really funny😆.

good job purni..... nice to read 👏

nice update ............. purnima ji....... 😆😆😆 👏👏

Hahahhaa ...... Purnii .... You're too good with these one liners ... Seriously ... Hillarious !!!

Originally posted by: -purnima-

funny one liners 😆 😆.....

* regular naps prevent old age.... especially if u take them while driving....

*having one child makes u a parent.... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile 😊....i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first.....pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz.... so go to sleep....

*alcohol kills slowly....so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day

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nice one liners...