Funny one liners!----updated more on pg10 - Page 5

Posted: 12 years ago
hey dear awesome and witty and very funny one liners...............
Posted: 12 years ago
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†..........purni di.........awesome.....πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘.....thanks for the pm.........otherwise i'd never know about this........πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Posted: 12 years ago
heya..very nice one liners..do share more.i liked de miss uni one
Posted: 12 years ago
lovely puri !!!
keeeppp ittt uppp !!!!!  πŸ˜†

muaaahhh !!!
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by -purnima-


funny one liners πŸ˜† πŸ˜†...

* regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving...

*having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes u refree...

*marig is a relationship in which 1person is always right & other is husband...

*it is said u shud pay ur taxes with smile 😊...i tried but they wanted cash...

*don't marry the person u love...but with the one u cant live without--but whatever u do u wud regret later...

*laziness is nothing more than habit of resting before getting tired...

*ladies first...pretty ladies sooner...

*shud women have kids after 35???? no ,35 are more than enough...

*no one ever complained of parachute not opening

*future depends on ur dreamz... so go to sleep...

*alcohol kills slowly...so wat? who's in a hurry

* GF--r us sure u love me??? & no1 else...
 BF---dead sure baby...i checked the whole list again y'day
very good puri the one of gf and bf🀣🀣🀣
Edited by shreyamathur_18 - 12 years ago
Posted: 12 years ago
* Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

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Death is hereditary.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
 
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.



this is very true puriπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by -purnima-


more One liners πŸ˜›

**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


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puri all of them are really ver funny🀣🀣🀣 specially the light and the knowledge one
Posted: 12 years ago
now the current update it is just🀣🀣🀣 good good good
continue soon and pls pm me for that
Posted: 12 years ago
i would add a few!

@ exam hall above clock:"time will pass,will you??!!πŸ˜†

"we may not always like the person who likes us,but we do respect their taste!!"

"it hurts,if u think so.."
Posted: 12 years ago
loolllzzz...all r so funny...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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