ππππ..........purni di.........awesome.....ππππ.....thanks for the pm.........otherwise i'd never know about this........ππ
**Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
**I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
**Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
**Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
**Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down
and shut-up.
**If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
**A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
** Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
**Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
** Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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puri all of them are really ver funnyπ€£π€£π€£ specially the light and the knowledge one