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**Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
😛
**By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game. 😆
**There are three kinds of people:
--The ones who learn by reading.
--The ones who learn by observation.
--And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot. 😆
** People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
** Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
**Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
**People will believe anything if you whisper it. 😆😆
**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
**Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.😛
**They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage-- it is love, 😃 after marriage, it is self-defense 😆😆
**You have two choices in life: 😛
-- You can stay single and be miserable, ... or get married and wish you were dead. 😆😆
**Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
**Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. 😛
**I just let my mind wander, but it didn't come back yet.
**I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. 😆
**By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game. 😆
**There are three kinds of people:
--The ones who learn by reading.
--The ones who learn by observation.
--And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot. 😆
** People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
** Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
**Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
**People will believe anything if you whisper it. 😆😆
**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
**Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.😛
**They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage-- it is love, 😃 after marriage, it is self-defense 😆😆
**You have two choices in life: 😛
-- You can stay single and be miserable, ... or get married and wish you were dead. 😆😆
**Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
**Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. 😛
**I just let my mind wander, but it didn't come back yet.
**I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. 😆
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