* *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 😆😆
** By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
**WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
**My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! 😆
**You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
** If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
**Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
**Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
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