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Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks
Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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