"I met a girl. We talked. It was epic. Then the sun came up, reality set in. Well, this is reality."
- Stefan Salvatore, The Night Of The Comet
[Radz, Khushi]
"What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!"
- Damon Salvatore, Family Ties
[Sarah]
"I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why?
Because It
sends a
message."
- Damon Salvatore, Isobel
[Maz.]
"I have a diabolical masterplan."
"What is it?"
"Well, if I told you it wouldn't be very diabolical now would it?"
- Damon Salvatore & Lexi, 162 Candles
[Radz]
"Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every
episode of How I Met Your Mother."
- Damon Salvatore, Isobel
[babii.girl]
"Dear Diary, today will be different. It has to be. I will smile, and it
will be believable. My smile will say, "I'm fine, thank you. Yes, I feel
much better." I will no longer be the sad little girl that lost her
parents. I will start fresh, be someone new. It's the only way I'll make
it through."
- Elena Gilbert, Pilot
[Bhav]
"No Elena, I will not go - to your bedroom - with you!"
- Damon Salvatore, Under Control
[Rachu]
"You ask. I come. I'm easy like that."
- Damon Salvatore, Under Control
[Bee]
"You pissed me off! I want you dead."
- Damon Salvatore, The Turning Point
[Aashifa]
"That's for me to know and you to - dot dot dot."
- Damon Salvatore, The Night Of The Comet
[chhilt]
"You have no sense of humour."
"I have no sense of Damon-humour."
- Damon and Stefan Salvatore, Founder's Day
[Rachu]
"I don't hurt people. I don't do that. I'm the good brother."
- Stefan Salvatore, Miss Mystic Falls
[Rachu]
"I would say 'drop dead' but..."
- Elena Gilbert, Blood Brothers
[Maz.]
"I have 400 years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb
without even blinking and you know it. I'll be in touch."
- Pearl, There Goes The Neighbourhood
[Maz.]
"So Stefan, I've been thinking - I think we should start over, give
this brother thing another chance. We used to do it all so well once
upon a time."
"I don't, Damon, I can't trust you to be a nice guy. You
kill everybody and you're so mean and you're so mean!"
- Stefan and Damon Salvatore, History Repeating
[Rachu]
|pretending to be one another|
"You wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
"Actually, I don't want any news Damon."
" Okay, let me rephrase. Do you want to hear how the council is back in
vampire mode, or how I just killed Uncle John Gilbert?"
"What?"
"Great party by the way, huh?"
- Damon and Stefan Salvatore, Under Control
[Bhav]
"Does
it get tiring, being
so righteous?"
"It flares up in the presence of
psychopaths." - Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert, 162 Candles
[Maz.]
"I was talking to Gram, and she said that the comet is a sign of
impending doom. The last time it passed over Mystic Falls there was lots
of death, so much blood and carnage, it created a bed of paranormal
activity."
"Yeah, then you poured Grams another shot and she
told you about the aliens."
- Bonnie Bennett and Caroline Forbes, The Night Of The Comet
[Rachu]
"I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a
self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities."
- Elena Gilbert, Let The Right One In
[Bee]
"What do you mean? I'm perfectly safe. I have Damon, the self-serving
psychopath on my side."
- Stefan Salvatore, Let The Right One In
[Bee]
"What did you think
you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and
slippers?"
- Damon Salvatore, Blood Brothers
[Sam]
"You seem awfully chipper lately. Less
doom and gloom. More pep in your
step."
- Damon
Salvatore, Miss Mystic Falls
[Sam]
"Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you
can't deny we were badass!"
- Damon Salvatore, Let The Right One In
[Sam]
"Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly."
- Anna, Let The Right One In
[Sam]
"You're dead,
dude. Get over it."
- Damon
Salvatore, Family Ties
[Sam]
"Dude? Really? Dude?!?"- Damon Salvatore, Haunted
[Sam]
"Why do I
need to pee? I thought I was dead."
- Vicki Donovan,
Haunted
[Sam]
"Stefan
smiles. Alert the media!"
- Damon
Salvatore, 162 Candles
[Sam]
"Why didn't he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me?
I'm inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and Elena always says the
right thing. She doesn't even try, and he just picks her. And she's
always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard
and I'm never the one..."
- Caroline Forbes, Pilot
[Radz]
"Parental authority. I like it."
- Jeremy Gilbert, The Night Of The Comet
[Radz]
"Jeremy's been asking about Vicki Donovan's death."
"He knows her death was ruled an overdose."
"Really? 'Oh but Sheriff, somebody buried her. Who would do that?' I know! I know! Me!"
- Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert, Under Control
[Rachu]
"Of course I would do it myself because the only person I can rely on is me."
- Damon Salvatore, Children Of The Damned
[Aashi]
"We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
- Damon Salvatore, Under Control
[Enycedoll]
"You spent the last century being the poster boy for Prozac, now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood?"
- Damon Salvatore, Under Control
[Enycedoll]
"If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it."
- Damon Salvatore, Children Of The Damned
[Enycedoll]
"Vampires can't procreate... but we love to try."
- Damon Salvatore, Bloodlines
[Enycedoll]
"You did this. This is your fault."
"You confuse me for someone with remorse."
- Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore, Haunted
[Enycedoll]
"I'm Damon, Stefan's brother."
"Stefan didn't tell me he had a brother."
"Well, Stefan's not one to brag."
- Damon Salvatore & Elena Gilbert, The Night Of The Comet
[Enycedoll]
"You brood too much. My actions, they belong to me. I own them."
- Damon Salvatore, Blood Brothers
[Jot]
"'Let's not kill anyone tonight.' Your words. Just pointing that out."
- Damon Salvatore, Blood Brothers
[Jot]
"Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?"
"You just brought me along for my company."
- Alaric Saltzman & Damon Salvatore, Blood Brothers
[Jot]
"I know you."
"Well, that's unfortunate."
- Vicki Donovan & Damon Salvatore, The Night Of The Comet
[Enycedoll]
"She's been cooped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank."
- Damon Salvatore, Haunted
[Enycedoll]
"How are we supposed to find this person?"
"Let the adults handle this stuff."
- Stefan and Damon Salvatore, The Turning Point
[Enycedoll]
"Katherine was in this house so she was invited in. What are we going to do?"
"Move."
- Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore, The Return
[Rachu]
"I kissed Elena."
- Damon Salvatore, The Return
[Rachu]
"Kiss me or kill me, Damon."
- Katherine Pierce, The Return
[Rachu]
"Heard great things about you."
"Really? That's weird. 'Cuz I'm a dick."
- Mason Lockwood & Damon Salvatore, Memory Lane
[Jaan]
"You suck it up or you leave."
- Damon Salvatore, Plan B
[Ika]
"What do you mean you kissed?"
"Well... you know, when two lips pucker up and they go -" [makes kissing noises]
- Stefan and Damon Salvatore, The Return
[Devyani]
"Don't get ugly, Stefan."
- Damon Salvatore, The Return
[Devyani]
"Ah - you have a friend?"
"You say that with such a - a discouraging amount of surprise, Caroline!"
- Caroline Forbes & Stefan Salvatore, Katerina
[viniva sharma]
"I'll go and find Damon. He tried to kiss you, and I'm not okay with that!"
- Stefan Salvatore, The Return
[viniva sharma]
"We both know I could rip you to shreds and to my nails at the same time."
- Katherine Pierce, Memory Lane
[lavienrose]
"God, you're hot. Now go away."
- Katherine Pierce, Masquerade
[lavienrose]
"Hello, John. Goodbye, John."
- Katherine Pierce, Founder's Day/The Return
[lavienrose]
"Some girls don't need my persuasion. Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style, my charm - and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift."
- Damon Salvatore, Family Ties
[AMMY LUVZ RIDZ]
"Get your ass out the door before I put you over my shoulder and carry you out myself."
- Damon Salvatore, The Sacrifice
[viniva sharma]
"That right there was the biggest mistake you've ever made."
- Katherine Pierce, The Sacrifice
[viniva sharma]
"Ohmygod, Damon Salvatore!"
"Get rid of her."
- Alice & Damon Salvatore, The Sacrifice
[Devyani]
"When it's real, you can't walk away."
"Let me guess, you want to trade that stone for your freedom. You manipulative, psychotic bitch."
"My freedom? That's where you're wrong, Stefan. I don't want my freedom. When Klaus shows up to kill us all, I'll be in the tomb, where no vampire will enter because they can't get out. I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town."
- Stefan Salvatore & Katherine Pierce, Katerina
[fijlana]
"Katherine is dead. And you hate me because you loved her. ... And that, my brother, is your humanity."
- Stefan Salvatore, Friday Night Bites
[Ro]
"You're going to be 70 and in diapers and he's still going to be smoking hot."
- Caroline Forbes, Memory Lane
[Ro]
"We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!"
- Damon Salvatore, The Turning Point
[Ro]
"How is Damon doing?"
"He's dealing... in his own way."
- Elena Gilbert & Stefan Salvatore, A Few Good Men
[devashree_h]
"I believe the term you are looking for is OMG."
- Elijah Smith, Klaus
[Radz]
"I do not believe in love, Katerina."
"That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. If we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?"
- Elijah Smith & Katerina Petrova, Klaus
[Radz]
"Did she just hang up on you?"
"She did."
"She's lost it."
- Damon and Stefan Salvatore, Klaus
[MagicalKash]
"Where's Bonnie?"
"I thought she was with you?"
"No, she's on moonstone duty and I'm on Elena patrol."
"Then who's on Tyler Lockwood and the full moon?"
"Vampire Barbie asked me if she could handle it, and I said 'why not?'. I figured if she screwed up, he'd bite her and then I'll be rid of two of my problems."
- Damon Salvatore & Jeremy Gilbert, By The Light Of The Moon
[MagicalKash]
"Keep Caroline away from me, please. I don't want to see her."
"She's your daughter, Liz."
"Not anymore. My daughter's gone."
"You have no idea how wrong you are about that."
- Sheriff Forbes & Damon Salvatore, Kill Or Be Killed
[MagicalKash]
"Get away from my brother before I tear your heart out."
- Damon Salvatore, Dark Reunion
[Dhruvi]
"Calling Stefan a demon is like calling Tinkerbell armed and dangerous."
- Damon Salvatore, not sure of the book
[chhilt]
"You'll be mine before the next snow flies."
- Damon Salvatore, The Struggle
[Jot]
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else," Damon said charmingly then he gave one of his ice-cold lightening smiles.
- Damon Salvatore, The Fury
[Jot]
"Right now I'm thinking you always get your way. Because you always do, don't you Elena?"
- Stefan Salvatore, The Fury
[Jot]
"Don't be anymore stupid than you can help."
- Damon Salvatore, The Fury
"Katherine."
"Yes?"
"Katherine..."
"Yes, Damon?"
"Go to hell."
- Damon Salvatore & Katherine von Swartzchild, The Fury
[Jot]
"I can't go down there. They think I'm dead!"
"Oh, you've remembered that. Good for you."
- Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore, The Fury
[Jot]
"So we have our deal: we get the town, Misao and I, and you get your girls safely out - and you get your revenge."
"Against my sanctimonious brother and that ... Mutt!"
"Matt."
"Whatever. I just won't have Elena hurt, is all. Or the little red-headed witch."
"Ah yes, sweet Bonnie. I wouldn't mind one or two like her."
"There aren't two like her. I don't care where you look. I won't have her hurt either."
"And what about the tall, dark haired beauty... Meredith?"
Damon woke up. "Where?"
"Don't worry. She's coming to get you."
- Shinichi & Damon Salvatore, The Return: Nightfall
[loveangle_4ever]
"Whatever happens, Stefan, I'll be with you. Tell me you believe that."
- Elena Gilbert, The Awakening
[Ro]
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