FUNNY ECLIPSE EDWARD QUOTES
"Well… don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." (Page 144)
"How can someone so tiny by so annoying?" (Page 268)
"I'm the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember?" (Page 427)
"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural
enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my
existence, I might actually like you." (Page 503)
"Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little
freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and
wants to know which room she can move into." (Page 302) 🤣
"Bella. Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?" (Page 450) ☺️🤣
"I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies
to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often." (Page 186)
"But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don't
care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor
falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me
in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be
running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?" (Page 340)
*ANGRY EDWARD = SEXY*
"I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive." (Page 88)
1. "I don't see you making yourself useful. Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something?" (Page 489) 🤣
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