Uttaran Gareeb Jokes ! - Page 2

Posted: 13 years ago
luv u r jokes hima. pleaseeeeee do make some more. Thanxx
Posted: 13 years ago
Thank youzzzzzzzzzz frendz๐Ÿ˜ณ......here are a few more...these are "knock knock" very very poor infact bankrupt jokes.....๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichha

Ichha Who?

Ich chha chhmall baby who left her chhampoo and chhooj in your home...
(Its a small baby who left her shampoo and shoes in your home..๐Ÿ˜›)๐Ÿ˜†

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichki

Ichki Who?

Itch-Ki -not (Itch cannot) be controlled by scratching alone..use "Itch Guard"๐Ÿ˜† for better results!


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Veer

Veer Who?

Ve'er (Where)'z my salary.. Uttaran's Kanjoos Producer!!..๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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Knock Knock

Whos there?

Veeya

Veeya who?

Vee aa' Family.....watch Karan Jo's melodramatic disaster next after having screwed up your brains by watching Uttaran..๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›
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Edited by hima_123 - 13 years ago
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by hima_123


Thank youzzzzzzzzzz frendz๐Ÿ˜ณ......here are a few more...these are "knock knock" very very poor infact bankrupt jokes.....๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichha

Ichha Who?

Ich chha chhmall baby who left her chhampoo and chhooj in your home...
(Its a small baby who left her shampoo and shoes in your home..๐Ÿ˜›)๐Ÿ˜†

..................................



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ichki

Ichki Who?

Itch-Ki -not (Itch cannot) be controlled by scratching alone..use "Itch Guard"๐Ÿ˜† for better results!


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Veer

Veer Who?

Ve'er (Where)'z my salary.. Uttaran's Kanjoos Producer!!..๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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Knock Knock

Whos there?

Veeya

Veeya who?

Vee aa' Family.....watch Karan Jo's melodramatic disaster next after having screwed up your brains by watching Uttaran..๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›
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๐Ÿคฃ my dear hima u really are priceless๐Ÿ˜ƒ shall we also open a jokes thread?๐Ÿ˜‰ u know where๐Ÿ˜‰
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by SRKLuvr



๐Ÿคฃ my dear hima u really are priceless๐Ÿ˜ƒ shall we also open a jokes thread?๐Ÿ˜‰ u know where๐Ÿ˜‰


why not Sanaya...I am game for it ๐Ÿ˜‰...๐Ÿ˜ณ!
Posted: 13 years ago
lovely lovely lovely! i did love that one u wrote about veeya and the hotel room and ichha fainting as well๐Ÿคฃ that was awesome!
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by SRKLuvr


lovely lovely lovely! i did love that one u wrote about veeya and the hotel room and ichha fainting as well๐Ÿคฃ that was awesome!



Thankuzz Sanaya....that even I found funny..haha..!..I love PJs...ofcours it comes next to my passion for opening gambling schools.....๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†....and lecturing is my profession anyways....kya karein umar jo ho chali hai.... Ha Ha Ha !!!
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by hima_123





Thankuzz Sanaya....that even I found funny..haha..!..I love PJs...ofcours it comes next to my passion for opening gambling schools.....๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†....and lecturing is my profession anyways....kya karein umar jo ho chali hai.... Ha Ha Ha !!!


lecturing mein koi buraai nahin๐Ÿ˜ƒ of course there are those that cannot handle it but chalo jokes mein to mazaa hi kuch aur hoti hai! make some veeya mummy daddy jokes too naa๐Ÿ˜‰ bohot jald to kaam ayegi๐Ÿ˜‰ abd gambling schools? tut tut hima dear๐Ÿ˜‰
Posted: 13 years ago
Originally posted by SRKLuvr




lecturing mein koi buraai nahin๐Ÿ˜ƒ of course there are those that cannot handle it but chalo jokes mein to mazaa hi kuch aur hoti hai! make some veeya mummy daddy jokes too naa๐Ÿ˜‰ bohot jald to kaam ayegi๐Ÿ˜‰ abd gambling schools? tut tut hima dear๐Ÿ˜‰


sure Sanaya....next time will make Veeya mummy daddy jokes...exclusively for  Veeya Heaven..๐Ÿ˜ณ...as my appreciation for how special you and Veeya frends make this forum....with your cute stuff...๐Ÿ˜Š

Posted: 13 years ago
 
Originally posted by hima_123




sure Sanaya....next time will make Veeya mummy daddy jokes...exclusively for  Veeya Heaven..๐Ÿ˜ณ...as my appreciation for how special you and Veeya frends make this forum....with your cute stuff...๐Ÿ˜Š


 
๐Ÿ˜ณ They will be choooooo sweet!๐Ÿ˜ณ like tapu gonan be called maa and veer as papa๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค— and one joke u could make is when theyre trying to decide the name of their beautiful baby๐Ÿ˜ณ  ohhh I cannot WAIT for those scenes๐Ÿ˜ณ we shud make up some screenplays of our own!๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Posted: 13 years ago
really nice jokes hima dear๐Ÿ‘luv them. u r  very talented. always make us happy by your jokes....๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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