Kools reporting from base : Varsha knows Dharmu's Sachaai in PR
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Batat makes a decision
Batatwada , who has been reflecting a LOT on Life nowdays has figured out a way to find Shanti in his life and also save his bouncy butt . He is planning to run away ABROAD .😃😃😃😃
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Don't eat my DIMAAG he told the anxious Kudi who was quizzing him about HOW LONG this will go on . U see guys , she had overheard him telling Mommy Marwadin some FRESH LIES . They were
Vaishu shall return now in the EVENING
I am going to PUNE for 3 days . Will keep PHONING .
Of course , Wily Batat was gonna pretend in the EVENING phone that he HAD NO IDEA WHY VAISHU HADN"T RETURNED .😆😆😆 And he was VERY MUCH IN DOMBIVLI , in some HOTEL with the KUDI . Not at all in PUNE .
I am FED UP of illegal Vaishoo's tantrums .......he told the Kudi bluntly . She is getting on MY nerves . Will give her an AAKHRI chance . If she STILL doesn't listen , TO HELL WITH HER . Let her SADOFY in that chawl with her NAMUNA sister . I'm going ABROAD .
What ! cried the Kudi , horrified and shocked . Batat darling surely u don't mean ur DUMPING me and Varun ? Honey ! Mawa Cake ! Sugar plum ! Haven't I been understanding and not nagged u as u like ?Ha ?Batat PLEASE ! U know I haven't said ONE word to u although u lay and stared at the ceiling for last TWO WEEKS and not used the orange soccer shorts even ONCE . Haven't I been a GOOD GIRL Batat?
Ya Ok Ok said Batat , mollified . YA . Since ur more understanding than illegal ghamandi Vaishoo , I have decided to take u with me Goofy . Will arrange for u to fly after one month once I reach there ...ok ?
But darling what about VAISHOO ? asked the kind hearted Kudi uneasily . Isn't this ....er .....UNFAIR to her ?
You worry about URSELF , why r u worrying for that Vaishoo ? Snapped Batatwada impatiently . U be THANKFUL I am taking YOU , GOOFY BRAIN . Look after ur own interests , samjhi . Go now and pack our suitcases . We gotta change HOTELS AGAIN .
The Kudi bit her lip , frightened , and scurried away . She was horribly afraid Batat wud change into HYDE if she said anything further .
My comments : Madhuri has a beautiful , fair and BIG heart . None of the K sisters have it , even Archana has been rather selfish about protecting her sister . She is getting EVERYTHING with this move of Dharmesh .......her rightful status , better treatment for Varun , no SOUTEN ........her marraige BACK . YET she thought of Vaishu .......to whom she OWES nothing .
Dharmu made Vaishu pregnant and is now dumping her and running away abroad .Do I feel SORRY for Vaishu ? No . Coz she AIDED his lies for her mom's sake which was not noble , but STUPID . She has chosen to learn FOOLISH MARTYRDOM from her elder sister . Well Foolish MARTYRDOM has its DRAWBACKs . One is ........u ALWAYS remain UNHAPPY , and second is the villains ALWAYS FLOURISH and go SCOT FREE . In Archana's case ......Rasika and Manju flourished and went scot free . In Vaishu's case its Dharmesh . Let Vaishu learn the hard way . I won't be surprised if after some years Dharmu returns , claims child and takes him away too . Then she can sit and do BHAJANS with Archana in a temple .
Marwadin plays detective
The poor Marwadin 's brain was FRAZZLED . She wonders and wonders WHERE her bahu is . Why is she NOT living here anymore . Why she isn't at her MAAYKA either . Why is she roaming around with FRIENDS who have cropped up SUDDENLY . Why is she seen around a lot with that handsome jeeju Baba Manav . Why her son always EVADES her topic , makes apologetic excuses for her and runs off for days together . Why ALL r lying on behalf of Vaishoo , including Vaishoo's MOM .
So she went to Baba Manav's KHOLI to talk to her bahu only to find it LOCKED . Uneasily she went downstairs and by pure unlucky co incidence ....met CAT EYES .
Where r the people living in that Kholi gone, any idea ? She asked Cat Eyes .
U mean The SHAMELESS trio ? asked Cat Eyes bitchily .
Whatever do u mean ? And WHY r u calling them SHAMELESS ? Asked the poor Marwadin , shocked .
Coz they ARE said Cat Eyes firmly . She was still smarting from yesterday's failure and was glad to find an audience . U don't KNOW their KARTOOTS . So SHAMELESS omg . U will FAINT if I tell u what they do .
What !!!!!
Yes . U do KNOW that the Jeeju and Saali r having a TORRID affair , don't u ?
No !!!!
You BET . Not just THAT , here is the INTERESTING part .......the wife KNOWS . And is OK with it .
What !!!!
Yes . They r the THREESOME TYPE . Omg who knew we had WEIRDOS in our midst .
This is AWFUL ! R u SURE this is TRUE ? How do U know ?
Have seen them a HUNDRED times doing IT said Cat Eyes with glee . U see they NEVER shut doors . Thats why they r FAMOUS as the SHAMELESS TRIO in the whole MOHALLA .
OMG !
Baba Manav has been spotted many many times making tea for his saali in just his underwear while she lolls on the bed reading magazines, asking him IS IT READY DARLING ?
The poor Marwadin thought she wud have a heart attack .
Hey ! said Cat Eyes with interest , liking this curious woman who gave her a chance to vent '' Who r YOU btw ? "
I am Vaishoo's SAAS said the poor Marwadin trying to draw herself up haughtily and failing miserably at the attempt at dignity .
U poor dear ! To have landed such an AMOROUS harlot for a bahu ! Omg ! Said Cat eyes sympathetically .
Listen ......Behen .........
Yes ?
Will u do me a FAVOR ?
What ?
Will u please PHONE me and inform me the MOMENT u see them in a compromising position ? U see I am FED UP and I need to make some decisions so we can ALL move on with our lives . If she is indeed being a harlot I need PROOF . Here , U can have this MONEY for the phones .
OF COURSE . Cat Eyes beamed . Don't u worry ur brain poor dear , u go home right now and sink urself in a hot tub , and then go straight to bed after having some soup . Leave it ALL to me . I wud have come with u to give u a back massage , but I gotta be here to keep an EYE on the Kholi . Someone HAS to think of the PUBLIC .
And they parted on that understanding note .
NOW I will show that BUDHIYA , that Baba Manav's Mommy .........said Cat Eyes with a gleam . No one .......Absolutely NO one DEFEATS ME in a fight . Just see now HOW i WAAT LAGOFY .
My comment : Ideally the Marwadin shud have gone straight to Sulochana and said her piece .........all of it . She shud have repeated Cat Eye's comments , the senseless absconding of Vaishu and shud have urged that its HI TIME the Elders now intervene between the strange cold fight going on between husband and wife . She shud have demanded that Sulochana call her BETI there right at that minute so they cud confront her . It has to be noted that the Marwadin feels her BETA is covering up for Vaishu . So just saying that she shud tackle her own son first doesn't work here .
But I won't blame her so much . Too many lies she encountered .........her decency was taken advantage of even by Vaishu and Archana . I am surprised Archana who is supposed to be Sanskaari didnt wonder ONCE what the old lady must be feeling or assuming since she knows what a terrific LIAR Dharmesh is .
Contradictions of Archana today
Archana contradicted herself TWICE today . First she asked Vaishu WHY she told Varsha the truth , that AAI will SUFFER as Varshu is the BLURTING OUT TYPE .
Then she told her sister GOOD U TOLD .😕😕😕😕
Yesterday she did NOT agree with Manav that treating Savita this way was the BEST IDEA in the world . But today she said UR RIGHT and WE SHALL STAY PUT ON OUR STAND of SENDING HER THE PACKAGE DEAL MESSAGE .😕😕😕😕
I think CVS don't know how to give consistency to the characters AT ALL . Very shoddy script .
CUTE but SAD scene
There was a cute but Sad scene of Savita sleeping with little Sachu at night and talking to him . The old lady talks to him all about her feelings . She asked him if he too wud dump her like his Kaka and if he too wud doubt her love . She cried a lot . Poor Baby Sachu sucked his toy and looked at her puzzled . He looked very very KISSABLE .
Damodar , who only thinks of FOOD and his SLEEP , came there and noticed her talking and went back , saying she was PAGAL . First she used to do BAD BAD during the day , now she does it even at NIGHT and does my sleep BARBAAD he grumbled .
My Comment : Really ......Damodar cud try and be a little more SENSITIVE . His insensitivity is gonna drive her over the edge . If he cannot sense his life partner's PAIN to this extent , he needs treatment . He INFURIATES me .😡😡😡😡😡
Behen Vaishoo told Behen VARSHU of Dharmesh ki faaltu Sachaai at last . But gave her KASAM not to tell Satish or MOM . Coz MOM wont be able to bear this SADMA she wept .
Varsha promised helplessly is the story .
I am so so FED UP of this Sulochanas SADMA rubbish . So Sulo shudnt have an asthma attack so Vaishu shud hide the lies of her BIGAMIST Pati and do an ETERNAL NATAK in front of society by hiding at her sisters CHAWL forever even though her sister's marraige is being wrecked with DIRTY RUMORS ? Whats this RUBBISH ? Although the matter has come to this insufferable point .......that
Manavs reputation is at stake
Vaishus honor is at stake
The baby's future is at stake
People may soon say even the BABY is Manav's not Dharmeshs
STILL the truth shudnt be told coz Sulo cannot bear SADMAs ?
Says who ? Archu and Vaishu ?
I sincerely hope Dharmesh flees abroad with butt intact . Let at least Madhuri get a life and let these two sisters PAY for their foolishness .
A small Demand Cvs . I hope the CHAWL CATS of Savitas chawl ......Laxmi and gang .FIRE Manav when fyi Savita is taken to hospital for his ABOMINABLE neglect of his mom . They have seen Manav grow up as a boy and they shud do this . He is focussing SO much on Vaishu's problem that he isnt even AWARE of his mom's problem .
Kools signing off for the day , CIAO guys .