Hi Friends,
It's all Funny!!!! Don't
miss it
Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your
anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy
you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz
give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God:
Bless u!
Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College.
Boy1: Do u know how 2
swim?
Tintumon: No.
Boy1: A dog is better than u! It can
swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Boy1: For sure!
Tintumon:
Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
Tintumon called FM radio &
said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card
of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want
to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song
for him…
Father and tintumon
were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was
explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all
in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got
out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tintumon finished.
Tintumon was asked to write a
sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't
kill the students, wait for the teachers"
prof:chemical
symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat
will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA
combines?
tintumon:"BANANA "
PASSIVE VOICE
teacher:
Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
tintumon: " I was made by a
mistake"
Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night. Uncle
offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might
Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a
Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The
girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a
Stupid!!!
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention
deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI
BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand
anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"
PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a
small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA
meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Techy
Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from
sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
Regards,
😆
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