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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

A thread for cool Jokes..

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

Airport pe:
Patni: Dekho, wo couple kitna khush dekhai de rha hai.
Pati: Wo usse drop karne aaya hai, Receive karne nahi

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shootingstar27

@shootingstar27

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Posted: 12 years ago

😆😆

Please do post more

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Anna

@Ann_92

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Posted: 12 years ago

r0fll...post more...de second one was ss funni

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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he...

Source: http://smstongue.com/item/5016

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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

Employee - Boss meri shadi ho gayi, meri salary bhda do.

Boss - Factory se bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hai.

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NerdBuster

@NerdBuster

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Posted: 12 years ago

haha i found that airport one really funny =D

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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

21st century's child...

Son was crying so his dad came and asked ' Y r u crying?? Beta...bol do... I m ur frnd naaa...'

Son Said ' Kuchh nahi yaar...'Horlics' thoda jyada mang liye...To teri 'ITEM' ne Kaaan k niche Baja Dala...'

source: http://smstongue.com/item/289150/21st-centurys-child-son-was

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kb0000

@kb0000

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Posted: 12 years ago

The Diffrnce Best Friend and Just Friend?

When You are in Hospital,

Just Friend asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai?

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And

Best Friend asks:

Nurse kaisi hai beee

source: http://smstongue.com/item/289149

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