filmi shayari

1. Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
    My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist.

2. raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
    Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL.

3. Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kabu,
    Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu.

4. Tum bin hum kaise ji payege,
    "Aayenge-Aayenge Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"

5. Call karne se pehle balance jachna,
    Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

ahahaha hilarious stuff loved it

thanks for posting :)