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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Philosophy of Student:

Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge,
Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge,
Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhen gy.
Aur jab exam aate hai,
To kahte hai, "Ab kya KhaaK Parhen gy" :p

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
girl slaps the boy
Boy: what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar 'I Love U' bolta ha,

kiya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :O :p

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

FLIRTING LINES :)
Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@
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Boy- But I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. ;-)

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

? Facebook Addict ?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you .. ! :D :P

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Boy called FM radio & said: I found a walet wid 15000 & id of Mr. Willson

RJ: U wanna return d wallet?
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BOY:no i wana dedicate him a saD song =D

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,U Finished?

Hurts A Lot.

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Teacher:

Class Main Larai Kyon Nahin Karni Chahiey ..

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Student:

Kyon K ..

Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis K Peechay Baithna Par Jaye? :P :P

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Hellotomylife

@Hellotomylife

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Girl:
Barish ki Bundo me teri Yaad ati hai,?
'
Sawan k Mausam me teri Yaad ati hai,!
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Boy: Haan Haan kamini mujhey yaad hai teri chatri Wapis Deni hai.. :P :D

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manishkumar

@manishkumar

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Posted: 12 years ago

nice joke..

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Philosophy of Student: Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge, Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge, Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhen gy. Aur jab exam aate hai, To kahte hai, "Ab kya KhaaK Parhen gy" :p

A management student hugs a girl.. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. *girl slaps the boy* Boy: what is this? Girl: customer feed back!

Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar 'I Love U' bolta ha, kiya karun? . ... . . . . Father: Beta us se shadi kr le, Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :O :p

FLIRTING LINES :) Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@ - - - ... - - - - Boy- But I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. ;-)

? Facebook Addict ? Teacher : Where is your homework? Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you .. ! :D :P

Boy called FM radio & said: I found a walet wid 15000 & id of Mr. Willson RJ: U wanna return d wallet? ... .. ... ... ... BOY:no i wana dedicate him a saD song =D

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than 'I Hate U' " ... " " " " " " I Finished Studying,U Finished? Hurts A Lot.

Teacher: Class Main Larai Kyon Nahin Karni Chahiey .. - ... - - - - Student: Kyon K .. Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis K Peechay Baithna Par Jaye? :P :P

Girl: Barish ki Bundo me teri Yaad ati hai,? ' Sawan k Mausam me teri Yaad ati hai,! ' . . . . . . . . Boy: Haan Haan kamini mujhey yaad hai teri chatri Wapis Deni hai.. :P :D

Philosophy of Student:

Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge,
Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge,
Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhen gy.
Aur jab exam aate hai,
To kahte hai, "Ab kya KhaaK Parhen gy" :p

A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
girl slaps the boy
Boy: what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!

Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar 'I Love U' bolta ha,

kiya karun?

.
...
.

.

.

.

Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :O :p

FLIRTING LINES :)
Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@
-
-
-
... -
-
-
-
Boy- But I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. ;-)

? Facebook Addict ?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you .. ! :D :P

Boy called FM radio & said: I found a walet wid 15000 & id of Mr. Willson

RJ: U wanna return d wallet?
...
..
...
...
...
BOY:no i wana dedicate him a saD song =D

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate U'

"

... "

"

"

"

"

"

I Finished Studying,U Finished?

Hurts A Lot.

Teacher:

Class Main Larai Kyon Nahin Karni Chahiey ..

-
... -
-
-
-

Student:

Kyon K ..

Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis K Peechay Baithna Par Jaye? :P :P

Girl:
Barish ki Bundo me teri Yaad ati hai,?
'
Sawan k Mausam me teri Yaad ati hai,!
'
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
Boy: Haan Haan kamini mujhey yaad hai teri chatri Wapis Deni hai.. :P :D