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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by Dew-drop



Okiee Koooll ...  😭
 
😆 Why r u crying? 😆
Posted: 12 years ago

Here is warm up set Tanu...😛


If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun,  why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?


Posted: 12 years ago
Rumi... very intelligent questions.. but me have only senseless answers... so apologies in advance ðŸ˜†

Originally posted by -Rumi-


Here is warm up set Tanu...😛


If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

Nope coz for that to happen the candle factory has to be on a large piece of cake.. ðŸ˜†


If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

slices n dices n mixes n matches n juggles n munches words i suppose ðŸ¤”😆


If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

OMG intelligent questions are not my forte.. 


If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun,  why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

Coz English grammar says so...😕


If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Ought to eat humans i suppose.. but unfortunately get to eat FOOD only ðŸ˜†


If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Google should help... Har marz ka ilaj.. Google hai janab! 


If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

Nope..😕


If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

In the swiss banks n they wuld still refuse to divulge details.. ðŸ¤£


If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

In the satellites i guess ðŸ˜†


If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

😲 ðŸ˜† Not babies i hope ðŸ˜†


Thanks for the questions Rumi...
Posted: 12 years ago

Tanu..don't take my questions seriously..these are just useless like me...😆 thanks for answering them...😳

Will back with another set tomorrow..😉

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