Ram: sir main aapse aapke beti priya ka haath maangta hoon…
Sudhir: looks at ram and then at priya..
Priya with her eyes closed…and holding the sofa…
Sudhir gets up.. and goes to priya.. Ram standing… is a bit tensed now.. when sudhir does not speak to him…
Sudhir: priya..
Priya opens her eyes…
Sudhir: priya chalo mere saath…
In sudhir's room:
Sudhir: priya beta.. ye sab kya ho raha hai..? pehle tum dono ne kaha kuch misunderstanding hai.. aur ab ram keh raha hai ke woh.. tumse… shaadi karna chahta hai… ye sab chal kya raha hai…
Priya tensed… does not know what to answer and thinks ye ram kapoor ne.. haath maangke.. mujhe duvidha me fasa diya.. ab jawab kya du.. hum dono ne… koi strategy bhi toh nahi banai…
Sudhir: main tumse kuch puch raha hoon priya…
Priya: woh papa… main… kya kahu!!!!
Sudhir: sach…
When ram enters.. sorry.. sir… interrupt karne ke liye.. lekin.. I feel.. aap ko job hi puchna hai… woh…. Hum dono se puchiye.. taaki.. bahar baithe.. main tensed na ho jau.. and smiles at priya…
Sudhir: thik hai.. toh sach.. sab ke saamne batayiye… all 3 move out to living room
Sudhir: acha.. thik hai toh ab bataiye.. ye sab ho kya raha hai…??? pehle tum dono ne saaf inkaar kiya ke tum dono ko kuch pata nahi.. hai aur ab…. Shaadi karna chahte hai.. woh bhi.. kyun kyunki.. . tum us shaadi ko shaadi nahi maante…
Ram: sir… aapne job hi kuch suna dekha sab sachhai… actually.. main aur priya… ek dusre se pyar karte hai.. aur shaadi karna chahte the.. lekin… samajh nahi aarahatha isliye shaadi karli…
Priya: shocked to hear this…. Says.. ram ye aap kya bole jaa rahe hai…????
Ram: looks at priya and says.. dekho priya ab chupane se koi faayda nahi.. paani hamare sir se upar jaa chukka hai… ab hamari baate toh ye maan nahi rahe hai.. toh sach hi bata diya…
Priya: lekin ye sach…
Ram: haan jaanta hoon… lekin.. sachai toh yahi hai na…
Shipra: happy… oye.. balle balle… ji… janu.. main na kehti thi… ye dono.. ek dusre se pyar karte hai…
Sudhir: smiles and says… hmmm…when ram 's brother sister.. happy.. hug each other…
priya… asks ram.. ye aapne abhi kya bakwaas ki????
Ram: dekho priya… ye log samajhne waale toh hai nahi.. kab se… samjha rahe hai inhe.. lekin.. ye log ek hi sawaal pe ade hai… toh maine.. jhooth bol diya.. ab dekho.. tumhare ghar waale khush hai…
Priya: lekin main.. jhooth nahi bolna chahti…
Ram: jis jhooth se sabko khushi milti hai.. woh jhooth jhooth nahi hota… and smiles…
Priya: ab toh mujhe yakeen ho gaya ke ye sab aaphine karwaya hai…
Ram : kya??? Main solution dhundh raha hoon.. aur.. tum apna hi dimag laga rahi ho.. woh bhi.. galat direction me.. thik hai.. main hi pagal tha jo neha ke baton me akar.. tumhari soch raha tha… main abhi shaadi cancel karwaata hoon.. phir jo hoga dekha jaayega…
Priya: nahi nahi.. sorry… woh mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha toh… sorry…
Vikram: ram ye tune galat kiya.. mujhse bhi.. tune ye baat chupai…
Ram: haan mujhe bhi abhi pata chala ke maine ye baat chupai…
Vikram: kya???
Ram: kuch nahi…
Shipra: chalo.. baitho ab sab log.. naastha.. khate hai.. kalse… kisi ne kuch nahi khaya…
All sit down… for breakfast…
Ayesha: diii…. Ye toh batao.. ke aapko pyar kaise hua? Aap kaha mile..
Natasha: haan aur propose kisne kiya??
Neha: aur.. goa me.. kaha kaha ghume..
Priya looks at ram.. and says… main kya batau??
Shipra: ab itna bada jhatka diya hai sabko… details toh batani padegi naa….
Priya: ram… acha.. batayenge.. woh bahut ache story teller hai..
Ram: surprised.. kya.. main.. nahi…
Vikram: oye ab tu batata hai.. ya… nahi…
Ram: ok… thinks for a while and says woh hum pehli baar… asia awards ke dauran mile the… aura war lete time.. hum dono ne ek dusre ko.. dekha.. baat ki…
Award lete waqt.. priya ka confidence, uska challenging attitude bahut acha laga…
Neha: aur Priya tumhe kya acha laga???
Priya: huh!!! Mujhe… unka.. simplicity, unka… calm nature.. bilkul gussa nahi hue the ram… hai na..
Ram: nahi.. gussa toh mujhe aaya tha.. lekin… baadme.. acha laga.. ke koi competition ke liye tagda… paty hai saamne..
Ayesha: acha.. toh aage…
Ram: toh kuch nahi.. maine priya ke bareme sabhi details nikali… aur uske har ek step ko follow kiya.. uske.. business rules bend karne ka tarika mujhe acha laga…
Sid: lekin bhai.. ye toh business ki baate hui.. pyar kab hua???
Ram: woh.. khurana construction.. ke meeting me… jab priya ko contract mila… toh… hum dusri baar mile…
Priya jumps in: tumhare bhaiyya .. aur maa.. aapke damaad.. mujhpe tabhi lattu ho gaye…
Ram: kya??? Main.. matlab…main akela nahi… tumahri diii bhi… haan woh.. maine use congrats kehkar… jab usse.. phool bheje tab…
Priya: phool: kab bheje aapne phool?
Ram : yaad nahi.. woh signal pe mandir ke paas… woh chotte ladke ke haath se bheja tha???
Priya: woh phool acha acha yaad aaya.. signal pe.. haan.. kya phhol bheja tha.. main toh surprise hi ho gayi thi…
Ram: dekha maine kaha tha na .. I surprised her…
Priya: haan.. obvious hai na.. gende ka phool bheja tha…
Ram: haa.. with her in flow… says gende ka.. and says… gende ka???
Priya: haa… maine bhi aise hi expressions diye rose nahi.. gende ka … diya…
Ram: trying to coverup.. haa.. toh… samne gende ka mila toh de diya…
All are laughing…
Rishubh: bhai aage kya hua???
Ram: phir… phir priya batayeggi….
Priya: woh.. phir… ram mujhse milne ke bahane dhundte the… kaam ke bahane.. aur main unse nahi milti thi.. aur aur zyada tadpati thi…
Ram: badi zaalim thi hai ye…
Priya: haa obvious hai na aise hi thodi aire gaire nathu gaire ko apne paas aane deti…
Karthik: vow dii… aage …
Priya: ram aap batayiye na..
Ram: haan phir… priya ko… goa jaana tha.. toh maine bhi.. apne vacation plan banaya…
Kathik: lekin.. di ke tickets aur room toh maine book kiya tha… phir.. aap dono… ek saath.. itna bada ittefaq toh anhi ho sakta na….
Ram: smiles and looks at priya and says.. ittefaq!!!!!!!! Ittefaq… nahi tha.. planned tha… maine priya ke saare details leke apne tickets aur hotel reservations kit hi…
Ayesha: Vow diii… aage…
Priya: phir kya… flight me.. ram ne mujhe ek gift box diya… use maine khola.. us box ke andar aur ek chotta box tha… us box ke andar ek aur… finally… ek ring box tha… maine usse khola… aur dekha ki andar… ek chota… sa pyara sa…
Ram: note tha…
Priya: shocked.. note!!!
Ram: ha note ke… raat ko 8 baje mere kamre me aana…
Shipra: priya tu gayi kamre me?
Priya: nahi maa.. main nahi gayi..
Ram: angry.. on priya's twist says…. Han mujhe bahut gussa aaya ke woh nahi aayi… isliye… main khud uske paas gaya… uske room ka darwaza khola… and picks up water.. and takes a sip of water
Priya:when priya tells it fast.. darwaza kholo.. apne knee pe bend hue aur ring mere ungli daalkar… mujhe propose kiya.. shaadi ke liye…
Ram: choked water in his thorat…with priya's dialogue…
Priya: haan aise hi… woh hadbaday… us din propose karne ke baad..
Ram: clearing his throat… haan phir… main aage nahi bata sakta… mujhe sharam aati hai….
Priya embarrassed… angry.. ram aap ye… kuch nahi maa.. aage kuch nahi hua… humne khana order kiya tha toh…. Mujhe bhook lagi thi toh… maine… pura khana khatam kar diya tha…. Ab isme sharmane waali kya baat hai ram…
Vikram: toh shaadi???
Ram: main bata raha hoon na… us din,… humne khan eke baad drink kiya.. aur nashe me behek gaye.. toh…. Humne hadh cross kar di.. isliye… humne shaadi kar li….
Priya: was like.. oh shit… ye ram… na bahut…. And puts her hand on her forehead…
Shipra: looks at priya and says… beta tujhse ye umeed nahi thi…
Priya: maa…. Woh..
Ram: sorry madam.. woh meri galti thi… isliye… aap priya se kuch mat kahiye..
Priya: gives a grinning look to ram…
Ayesha: di aage???
Priya: in angry tone.. aage ye sab media waalon ne … bata diya…
Ram: thik hai na jaan… ek na ek din toh sabko pata chalna hi tha.. toh tum usme bhadakti kyun ho!!!!
Priya: getting more angry on hearing jaan from ram and thinks... ye ram kapoor kuch zyada hi overacting kar raha hai.. hey bhagwaan.. aisa kya paap kiya tha maine jo.. mujhe aise...biwi bana diya...woh is... sanki khadus ram kapoor ka… and stares at at ram..
Sudhir: chalo jo hua sab bhul jao… ab baat hai ke sab thik hai… aur tum dono ki shaadi ki taarikh pakki kar dete hai… when panditji comes,…
Sudhir: ye lo panditji aagaye…
Ram: inhe kisne bulaya…
Shipra: maine ji…
Pandit: 36 ke 36 gum nilte hai.. inke kundliyon me… isi hafte shaniwar ko shaadi ka yogya muhurat hai
Ram: is Saturday… matlab 2 din baad… mar gaye…
All are happy…
Shipra: kab 3 baj gye pata hi nahi chala… khan kha lo sab log…
Niramala.. khana laga do sabke liye…
Ayesha: diii.. aapki ring kaha hai???
Priya: ring kaunsi ring???
Neha: arre wahi jo hamare fatty ne di hai.. propose karte waqt…
Priya: acha woh ring.. woh.. toh … jeweler ke paas hai…
Neha: jeweler?
Priya: haan ab agar woh apne size ki ring laayengee toh .. you know.. mere thumb me bhi loose tha…
All laugh….
To be continued…
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