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Posted: 19 years ago

hi
read this article and reply me back as to how did u like it('_')

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Sex, Lies, and A GRAVY LADLE.....
( this is hilarious! )
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John invited his mother over for dinner.

During the meal, his mother couldnt help noticing how beautiful
John's roommate Jule was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between
John and the roommate than meets the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but
I asure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said,
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I cant find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose
your mom took it, do you?

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her
a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote,

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle from my
house and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle but the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner. Love, John."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which
read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie,
and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Julie but the fact
remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found
the gravy ladle by now,Love Mom."

😆....Mitr