Posted:
11 years ago
According to the latest revised version of alien dictionaries, Love means feeling jealous, shouting, & bluffing ...n set of all illegal n immoral qualities ...the more intense the more love...
However the definition doesn't cover Jaitsar region as the alien signal strength is very weak & out of the coverage area...(mumbai)
For example if parents shout their child (who is not up to their expectations) it is just out of love, but for Jaitsar region, if BHAIRON & sumi shout @ their child who is not upto their expectations, it is not love...
They slapped their child with full intensity...but still it is NOT love..
Infact his ditched wife also slapped him shouted @ him...but the definition doesn't cover her case...she even was blamed as feeling jealous of his tarakki...but it is NOT out of love( Jagya can feel jealousy of his illegal Beendni it is love as per the dictionaries)
If an Illegal Beendni & her illegal pati shouts @ each other or @ any one, it is pure love...but if family & village log shouts @ them it is NOT love..
If any one bluffs / cheats /lies/ exploits the partner ( like cutting off the phone,switch off tv & lying ...going Jaitsar to challenge husband's mom & lying that she went to bhopal ...etc.,) it is stainless love...but the same lies when told to legal Beendni ( No flights to come see her when she was ill n admitted in hospital...etc., )
If an illegal Beendni brings money home ( after the standard deductions @ source like tip top dress allowance, hygienic boarding allowance @ SNG) without intimation to the partner it is love unblemished ...where as if legal Beendni sends monthly cheques for road side junk romance...it is NOT love...if husband's father sent money to sponsor up to MS, that bestowed present status ,..it is NOT love...
If a well wisher mentor gave her car without collateral security .it is NOT love...
WHATTA MIND BLOWING LOVE yaar ...man na padta hai... Jaroor...