Jensen Ackles as Dean WInchester in SUPERNATURAL (Image Credit: Warner Bros)
On the TV show Supernatural, Dean Winchester is a snarky, sarcastic, tell-it-like-it-is type of person. He has some one-liners that are dead on and funny enough to make me laugh to no end. Without further ado, I would like to share Dean's Top Five One Liners with you and hope you get a good laugh out of Dean's one-liners too.
5. "Son of a bitch."
This is Dean's go-to phrase to describe a bad situation. He says it A LOT through all 8 seasons. I love this line because he usually says it in a gruff voice and that makes me giddy. When Dean gets mad, he gets extra sexy…in my opinion.
4. "Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole."
Pilot, Season 1. Dean says this to Sammy because he is very picky about the type of music the boys listen to in the Impala or "Baby," as he calls her. I love this line because Dean takes the role of big brother (and his car) very seriously. Dean is so bossy, but Sammy can always take it. And it doesn't hurt that I also find bossy Dean sexy.
3. "I've been rehymenated."
Monster Movie, Season 4. I can't even handle this line because it makes me laugh and blush. Dean says this to Sammy after he comes back from Hell. He is trying to hook up with a girl who works at a bar during Oktoberfest. I don't know if Dean realizes that just because he came back from Hell doesn't mean he is a "virgin" again… although I wouldn't mind taking Dean's virtue.
2. Oh crap, I'm a painted wh**e."
The French Mistake, Season 6. Dean discovers he is wearing makeup after he and Sammy are transported to the real life set of Supernatural. This is one of my favorite episodes because Dean and Sammy have no idea that in this world they are Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who are actors and not brothers. It is funny to watch them "pretend" to act because they are very very bad at it… but still sexy.
1. "MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of po*n site?
Crossroad Blues, Season 2. Dean says this to Sammy because he had no idea what MySpace was. I was cracking up when he thought it was a po*n site. Of course, Dean has a dirty mind and thinks everything is po*n-related. It's a quality that I've grown to love when it comes to him. Have I mentioned I think Dean's sexy?
There you have it, words of wisdom from Dean Winchester. I hope you enjoyed the one-liners. I know I enjoyed looking them up and being reminded why I loved them in the first place. Feel free to add your own favorite Dean-isms in the comments below!
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