(The story goes like this. Mukta has called Yuvi on this cell phone. But Yuvi is taking bath. So instead Amla picks up the phone. LOLπ€£)
Mukta: Hi Yuvi Darling wats up dude??ππππ
Amla: Haluuu who boiling?? πππ
Mukta: Who's this?? Is tht u Yuvi darling??πππ
(Amla mistakes darling as Darjeelingπ€£)
Amla: ye Mumbai nat Darjeeling rang numberrr pe numberrr daling.
(Amla abt to cut the phone.
Amla (thinking): Samhajte hi Nahi log koi bhi phon kar deta hai)
Mukta(thinks): who this mad lady??π
Mukta: I wanna talk to yuvi
(amla again mistakes wanna as banana π€£)
Amla: thich no banana markut. Tum purche(purchase) banana phram bhindi bajar.π€£
Mukta: Who's this?? Give the phone to yuvi plz (Mukta very irritatedπππ)
(it has now flashed to Amla that perhaps the gal wants to talk to Yuvi π€£)
Amla: main Yuvi's SMALL MATAJI boling. Ach kyuz me phu this tuking?
Mukta: Hi babes nice to meet u. Im Yuvi's gf.π€£
(Amla mistakes babes as babuji π€£)
Amla: main no babuji main lalla ki small maji. U who karing phon to lalla??
Mukta: alright maji im yuvi's gf.π‘π‘π‘
(Amla(thinking) ka bol rahi hai ladki??π€’π€’π€’
Amla thinks gf as PA(Personal Assistant) π€£)
Amla: lekin lala when pa rakhing?? yuvi bathroom me hoing. Lalla duig amputat kaam.
Mukta: wat r u saying babes?? π²π²π²
Amla(very nervous now): Lalla dekho zara kisi PA ka phone hainπ€£
Amla: lalla nat khatam his amputate kam. U phone baad main. ππππ
Mukta: So say like that na y did u waste my time u fool?
(Amla mistakes fool as flowers )π€£
Amla: fool? Hamko fool bahut pasand hain. I pasand mogra ke fool. LOLπ€£
(Mukta really mad now)
Mukta: Maji hum phone rakhte hain. Baad main call karoongi.π‘
(Amla now wants Mukta to teach her English)π€£
Amla: taaanku. Come ghar. I seekhna angrezi. U tich me?? Pleej pleej pleej πππππ
Mukta: Sorry I can't train u. π€’π€’π€’
Amla: me no jaying in train. U tich mujhko anglish plaleej
Mukta(thinking): Hey bhagwan bhagooo. I ll land in mental hospital teaching her English.ππππ
Mukta: Maji hume kuch kaam hain. Hum baad main yuvi se baat karenge. Bye
Amla: ruko ruko beti koi hume Anglish tich pleez. πππππππ
THE END
Edited by itstimetospeak - 11 years ago