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Posted: 11 years ago

Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,
Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya?

hehehehehhhe🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Princess_Saniaa
Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.🤣🤣

🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher aa rahay hain tm chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain mene ap ki deth ka bahana bana kr 2 week ki chutti li hai

hahahaha🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the thief did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na... 🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Sardar went for a Art Exhibition. He shouted at art .."Oh My GOD what a worst picture".

Exhibitor: Excuse me , It's a mirror 🤣🤣

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