funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 5

Posted: 11 years ago

Riste Tod Deti He Gf,
Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti He Gf
Na Aane Dena Dil K Paas Kabhi Inko
Q Ki DIL Se Dhadkano Ko Juda Kar Deti He GF

GF-GALAT FAHMI. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

DUA KI APPEAL..

GuzAriSh YEh HAi KEh MAiNe Abhi Abhi Ek 2 K.G KA watermelon KhAreedA HAi..
Aap DUA KArEin K Wo MEethA NikAL AyE

hahahahhahahaha🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

1 Boy touched hand of his Gf & said - U R SO HOT BABY...
Gf slaps & say- Saale, 103 degree fever h mujhe, or tujhe aashiqi sujh rahi hai..;-):-) 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Do not spend much time with your Girl Friend in this monsoon else she will be MOMsoon:-D:-P;-) 🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Old dharmendar vs modern basanti:

Dharmendar " Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna
Basanti " Excuse me, who the hell do you think you are to order me like this. You stupid guy using abusive language. You bloody fool handing in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from your body. You keep your mouth shut. Nonsense!

Hey DJ GABBAR PLAY THE MUSIC MAN🤣

OMG LOL🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai,
Ankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Saari Raat Mobile Pe Baat Kiya, Aur Subah Pata Chala...
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Woh Toh Girlfriend Ki mummy thi. 🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

Faraz apne betey ko fight se roktey huey arz kartey hain

GUZARO ZINDAGI AMAN SE NA KARO JANG.

Betay ne kaha:

DOES NOT MATTERs DAD ITS FUN TO BE YOUNG

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Posted: 11 years ago

Silent Breakup-
Girl calls her Boyfrnd..
Raat ke 1 baje
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"The number you have dialled is busy on another call.." :D 🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Edited by -H2SO4- - 10 years ago

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Posted: 11 years ago

girl- mujhe aise propose karo jaise aajtak kisi ne na kiya ho
boy- KU**I KAMINI, I,LOVE U, MUJHSE SHADI KARKEMUJHE TABAH KAR DE NAGIN , AB TO HA KAR DE CHUDEL 🤣🤣

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