funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 6

A boy & girl on a date in a BMW car : Boy - Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai . Girl - Kya ???? Boy - I'm already married ... Girl - Tumne to dara hi diya tha ; main samjhi ki BMW tumhari nahi hai ! 🤣🤣

Class Me madam ne kaha sab apne apne "lover" ke naam paper pe likho
2 minite bad ladke bole complete mam!
5 minute bad ladkiya boli Supplimentery copy Plz 🤣🤣🤣

Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he... JAAN...JAANU...ya...SWEETU.

usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe
likha aa raha tha " MURGA NO.-5 " calling... 🤣🤣🤣

Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy- Bilkul nahi..
Girl- To phir rehne do 🤣🤣🤣

Dr.-tabiyat kesi hai?
Mariz-pehle se zyada kharab hai.
Dr.-dawai khali thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to bhari hui thi.
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi?
M-ji,medical se le li thi.
Dr-bebkoof dawai pee li thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to laal thi.
Dr-haramzade dawai ko pi lia tha kya?
M-nahi sahab peelia to mujhe tha.. 🤣🤣🤣