Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means "Without Information, Fighting Everytime!" WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means "Without Information, Fighting Everytime!" WIFE replied: No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever!"
Magistrate: 'What was he doing when you arrested him?' Policeman: 'He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.' Magistrate: 'That is no proof he was drunk.' Policeman: 'Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.'