Joke Junction #14

Haiii tosay jaj forum is dead.. ...A father [mohon]..and son[Sonu]and class teacher[ josepl pleaser] tolking between each other... scoool headmaster ...sonu wat is ur father name sonu...joseph pleaser... again hm.asked...who is ur dad sonu...mr mohon... now everybody tel me y sonu gave two answer?

i know forum is dead toooday 

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.