Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by X.Sisi94




Omg loveee this oneee ðŸ¤£



😆
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by X.Sisi94




Omg loveee this oneee ðŸ¤£



🤣
Posted: 11 years ago
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!
Banta : Its my ringtone..  ðŸ˜†
Posted: 11 years ago
Originally posted by X.Sisi94




Omg loveee this oneee ðŸ¤£


 
 
Such a hillarious comedyROFL. Simple and funny😆
Posted: 11 years ago
Santa : Koi acha sa kapda dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: plain main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
Posted: 11 years ago

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Posted: 11 years ago
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
Posted: 11 years ago
A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "Oh, about 165." he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 187. The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Oh, about six feet," he says. The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 feet 8 3/4 inches. She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.
"High!" The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"

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