Joke Junction# 19

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

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Originally posted by: ramasuresh78

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

Originally posted by: Saisuni139

Kate:two wrongs don't make a right,but what do two rights make?

Mom: I don't know.what?

Kate: two wrights make an airplane.

Originally posted by: ramasuresh78

Originally posted by: X.Sisi94

Originally posted by: Giafan

 

😉😆.. yes. women are always smarter than men,😳

To tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog.
     
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
     
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
     
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
     
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
     
Sincerely,
     
The CAT