BIG BOSS: Imam-----------------Kyunki is hafte aap Kaptaan hain, Big Boss aapko ek vishesh adhikaar de rahe hain! ----------------- Sana, Karishma, Sapna aur Aashka mein se, kisi ek sadasya ko aap ghar se be-ghar hone se bacha sakte hain! Big Boss chaahte hain,-----ki inmein se kis ek sadasya ko aap bachayen aur unhein bachaane ka kaaran bhi bataayein!
IMAM: π€ Big Boss is zarra-nawaazi ke liye bahut bahut
shukriya----------- Big Boss, main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chahoonga kyunki even though
hamaare beech jhagre hue hain, -----wo dil ke bure Insaan naheen hain..! π---------I don't think
Rajeev Bhaiyya keeps any grudges in his heart too------(Pauses, looks at Rajeev for a split second and), do you Rajeev
Bhaiyya?--------(without waiting for any answer from Pillu)----Never mind, I
don't care too. Big Boss main Rajeev Bhaiyya ko bachana chaahoonga!βοΈ
There is lot of cheekh pukaar in the room!π€¬
URVASHI (Chuchhoondar twitch of lips, upwards roll of eyes & a loud): π€Arey theek se sun toh lo kisko bachaana hai-----
KARISHMA (Nasal voice): π³ Bing Bonss chaanhte hain ki, Sana, me, Sanpna aur Aanshka mein sein--------koyin enk Imaanm. Pick one of us!π³
SANA (starts laughing): kwink π kwink π kwink π kwink π khronk π· khronk π·
IMAM (Slaps his forehead): Ohhh!!! Hahaha!π Kitna bada idiot hoon main, naheen? Ho-ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha---love you Big Boss, you had me with that googly! You had me Sir!!! ππΌ
SAPNA( Can't take it any more & speaks after removing her palm from her lips): π‘ Idiot ka jaise daant naheen dikhate raho, save one of us,π‘---------and I don't care if you don't save me---------Sorry Big Boss, kahaan se is Shaitaan ko le ke aaye hain aap? π‘-----Aseem bhaiyya, Nirua bhaiyya jaise acche logon ko nikaal kar, is shaitaan ko rakha hai yahaan--- HOW DISGUSTING!! π
IMAM (taken aback):π²--- Thats-------Thats completely out of the line Ms. Bhavnani, this is not your Madd-o-Nott, mind you??-----Bade buzurgon ne theek kaha hai, Mausam mein chooso Dussehri Aam, And NEVER trust any hazzaam! NEVER!!! π€
SAPNA (screams): Mad O Wot hai wo! Buddhu aadmi----PAAGAL!!!π‘
IMAM (Places both his hands on his chin): Whatever! As if I care!
BIG BOSS: Imam---------------Big Boss abhi bhi intezar kar rahe hain! Aap kisko bachana chaahte hain!π
IMAM: βΊοΈSorry Sorry Big Boss, aapko intezar karaya----------------- iske liye tahe dil se sharminda hoon main,---------- poori tarah se pashemaan hoon----- aur dono kaan pakad kar, -----naak ragad kar maafi maangta hoon main!βΊοΈ------- Mera toh ye maan-na hai Big Boss ki jo beet gaya woh Itihaas hai,---------- aur sabka Maai-Baap Big Boss hai!
AASHKA (in an irritated voice): π Uff! Kitna bolte hain aap Imam ji---π
IMAM: π²Kyun? Bolne par sarkaar ne koi tax laga diya hai? Aur laga bhi diya hai toh wasooli mujhse karegi naa? Aap ke peyt mein kyun taqleef ho rahi hai Madam?π€
AASHKA (Angry as hell): π‘IMAM JI! Ufff! π‘-----Kabhi aapne socha hai ki Allah ne aapko-----hum sabko, -------(screams)----sirf ek munh diyaa hai aur do kaan. Socha hai kabhi, ki do kaan kyun hain aur munh sirf ek kyun hai?π‘
IMAM: Miss Aashka Goradia!-------------- You take me for a complete fool or what?π€------------ Do kaan kyun? Why two ears?? Hunhh!-------- Agar aapke paas ek kaan hota toh ye Gandhi Chashma ek taraf latak naheen jaata? βοΈ----------Allah-taala ne sabko do kaan diye hain, taaki chashma theek se balance ho sake, apni jagah pe set reh sake!--------Aur munh sirf ek diya hai, taaki koi aap jaisa zaahil, munh pe chashma lagaane ki koshish naa karey. Now shut up please, will you?π‘
SANA (bursts out laughing): kwink π kwink π kwink π kwink π khronk π· khronk π·kwink π kwink π kwink π kwink π khronk π· khronk π·!
BIG BOSS: π‘ Imam, Big Boss aakhri baar aapse pooch rahe hain---
IMAM: βΊοΈ Sorry Sorry Big Boss! Maine faisla kar liya hai ki main Sana ko bachana Chahoonga! Wazah ye hai Big Boss ki mujhe inki 2 millimeter ki naak bahut pasand hai!βοΈ-------------- Main jab se is ghar mein aaya hoon, abhi tak samajh naheen paaya hoon ki ye itni chhoti naak se saans kaise leyti hain! π²-------------- Main kam se kam ek aur hafta inhein gaur se dekhna chaahta hoon aur is Kudrat ke karsihme ko samajhna chaahta hoon! ----Big Boss ye hansti hain toh khronk-khronk-khronk-khronk ki aawaaz aati hai, main uska raaz bhi faash karna chaahoonga!π---------------------Thank you Bis Boss!------Sana??π
SANA: π² Ji Imam?
IMAM: Chalo London?π
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