Teacher Rajeev: Imam beta, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?๐ค
Imam Student: Teacher Ji, is shlok ka arthh hai,"Tum so jaao Maa, Main Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.๐ฒ
Teacher Rajeev : What is the chemical formula for water Student
Urvashi?
Student Urvashi : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher Rajeev : Ye kya bol rahi ho Student Urvashi?
Student Urvashi (loud angry, hoarse voice) : ๐กAap hi ne toh kal bola thha water ka
formula is H to O! Aaj badal gaya kya?๐ก
๐คฃ so hard! ^^ My favorites!!
Teacher Cruiser: Juhi, Bhopal Gas Kaand ke baare mein batao.
Student Juhi: "one eye closed" Mujhe kya pata? Main toh kaand karke bhaag gayi thi!