Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it
actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu,
would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save
someone, and it runs someone over,
does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that,
when it contains neither grapes, nor
nuts?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you
have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled
through mountains for centuries" go out
of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes
include the previews, credits, and special
features, or just the movie itself?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet
when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it
be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do most cars have speedometers
that go up to at least 130 when you
legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog
fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work
anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump?
Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say
humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open
but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel
when he comes out of the shower, when
he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote
control when you know the battery is
dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime
called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and
buttered bread always lands butter side
down, what would happen if you tied
buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular,
why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you
choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is
covered in ice?
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