Zoya's Shayris: Translations added!

Qubool Hai Zoya'sShayris Jo chahat hai, Usko paane ki taakat dena,  Jo kismat hai, use Qubool karne ki himmat dena-------------------------------------------------------the strength to find my desireand the will to accept my destiny  Na kabhi zulf ka saaya dheka hai Na abhi zulf se khela hai Woh bodybuilder kya jane  Asli Zulf kya hoti hai ---------------------------------- You have never seen the shadow of the hair nor have you played with hair how does that bodybuilder know what hair is ...  Unhoni ko honi kar de, honi ko unhoni Unhoni ko honi kar de, honi ko unhoni handsome and dashing Mahendra Singh Dhoni ------------------------------------------------- He can make impossible to possible, possible to impossible he can make impossible to possible, possible to impossible handsome and dashing, Mahendra Singh Dhoni  Ruhani Sukun aur Dil me Chai Hona Chaiye  Aapke Naam ASAD nahi Chairmen hona Chahiye  truck ke peeche car..car ke peeche lorry... Truck k peeche car..car ke peeche lorry.. Phone thik krwane se pehle kehna padega sorry ------------------------------------------------------- truck behind a car, car behind a lorry truck behind a car, car behind a lory you'll have to say sorry before getting your phone fixed  marne ke baad heaven dekhe har kisi ki ye mannat hai marne ke baad heaven dekhe har kisi ye mannat hai  apke bina bhopal main 3 din  bhopal to janat hai -------------------------------------------------------- its everyone's wish to go to heaven after their death its everyone's wish to go to heaven after their death bhopal is like a heaven after living there for 3 days without you  Dheere nazar se aashiq gayal ho jata hai Dheere nazar se aashiq gayal ho jata hai bina mobile ki insaan immobile ho jata hai   Aag darein hai pani se aur daulat darti kadki se  Aag darein hai pani se aur daulat darti kadki se MR.ASAD AHMED KHAN har gaye suno aaj ek ladki se  Galathi ki saza hoti hai bhool ki hoti mafi    Galathi ki saza hoti hai bhool ki hoti mafi        aaj jahapana khud khaneez ke liye banakar laye coffee! --------------------------------------------------------- there's punishment for a fault, and a sorry for a mistake there's punishment for a fault, and a sorry for a mistake today, jahapana made a coffee for himself to drink   Kyunki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast  kyuki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast that's why i love watching repeat telecast! -------------------------------------------------- because life on earth is very fast because life on earth is very fast that's why i love watching repeat telecast  Baatein mein ho mithas  toh lagta hai banda naik baatein mein ho mithas toh lagta hai banda naik kadvi baatein bhool jaye lets have some chocolate cake!! ----------------------------------------------------------- if there's some sweetness in one's talks then the person seems decent if there's some sweetness in one's talks then the person seems decent forget the bitterness and lets have some chocolate cake  Faazlon ko tair karne main kismat bangayi factor faazlon ko tair karne mein kismat bangayi factor            acchi rahi toh ho sakta hai miljaye lift in this tractor!  Jahapana six pack kab kahenge koi mil gaya  jahapana six pack kab kahenge koi mil gaya aap pyaar mein padenge aur kahenge  ohh noo...mera ghutna chil gaya  Jab ho jaye galti toh maang lo an apology jab ho jaye galti toh maang lo an apology aur jab kaam atak jaaye toh use karo TECHNOLOGY!! ----------------------------------------------------------- when you make a mistake, ask for an apology when you make a mistake, ask for an apology and when you are stuck on a work, use technology  Jiske chale jaane se dance floor ho jati hai beva... jiske chale jaane se dance floor ho jati hai beva trust me aapke andhar bhi chipa hua hai  aisa hi ek Prabhu Deva!   Mere hamsafar na baniye hume akele ke aadat hai  mere hamsafar na baniye hume akele ke aadat hai zabaan mein mishri na milaye hume karele ki aadat hai ----------------------------------------------------------------- don't become my life partner, i'm used to staying alone don't become my life partner, i'm used to staying alone don't use sweetness in your talks, i'm used to the bitterness  Toot jayega dil mera soul bhi hogi hurt Toot jayega dil mera soul bhi hogi hurt if you don't let me silo your shirt! ------------------------------------- my heart and my soul will be hurt my heart and my soul will be hurt if you don't let me silo your shirt  meter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi mile meter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi mile please don't break it appi...you agreed on a deal! ------------------------------------------------------ kilometer is longer than  meter, mile is longer than kilometer kilometer is longer than meter, mile is longer than kilometer please don't break it appi, you agreed on a deal    Dieting karaiye akal ko...akal hui hai moti Dieting karaiye akal ko...akal hui hai moti how will you keecho that...when there is no choti Ap ke haseen mein ura hai gham ka leebaaz ap ke haseen mein ura hai gham ka leebaaz jab pankaj nai hai toh ap kyu hai udaas I'm so talented mujhe kuch dikhaye nai I'm so talented mujhe kuch dikhaye nai samne taj mahal bhi ho muhe kuch dikhaye nai ---------------------------------------- i'm so talented, don't show me anything i'm so talented don't show me anything even if there's taj mahal right in front, don't show me anything jahapana ke six packs dikhte hai bina kamizo ke bina knock ke andar ana kaam hai badtameezon ke ------------------------------------------------- jahapana's six packs are seen without shirts coming into one's room without knocking is an un matured guys work sehra ki tapti mitti allah se mange hai pani sehra ki tapti mitti allah se mange hai pani mein nai apke bhaijaan himself hai sabse bare pareshaani India mein beech sadak par milti hai gai india mein beech sadak par milti hai gai aur sadak kinare milti hai duniya ki best chai ---------------------------------------------- cow is found in the middle of the road in india cow is found in the middle of the road in india and world's best tea is found on the side of the road Koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta hai koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta hai pakore itne yummy hai ke aadmi  apni toh kya dusro ki bhi ungliyaan chaat sakta hai ------------------------------------------------- it's someone with big heart who can wrap these pakore it's someone with big heart who can wrap these pakore pakore are so yummy that a person can lick only only theirs but others' fingers as well  Ek sher aya hai zara guar se suniye Ek sher aya hai zara gaur se suniye mujhe nai ata kisi aur se suniye -------------------------------- a poem has come, listen closely a poem has come, listen closely i don't know, listen from somebody else  Chandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandar chandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandar zoya can fix anything even if its a cylinder. --------------------------------------------- whether its chandigard, punjab or jalandar whether its chandigard, punjab or jalandar zoya can fix anything even if its a cylinder. Itne zyada yummy the woh muffins Itne zyada yummy the woh muffins ki khane ke liye koi bhi bahar aa jae even from his own coffin ------------------------------------------------------- the muffins were so yummy the muffins were so yummy that to eat them anyone could come out even from his own coffin Jab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is mean Jab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is mean unhe sirf mana sakta hai khana behterin  -------------------------------- whenever jahapana is angry or is mean whenever jahapana is angry or is mean only tasty food can make up his mood   jab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhand jab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhand aao sab milke banate hai zoya ki daal chicken  ----------------------------------------- when it comes to solving a problem, why is there so much stressed in one's brain when it comes to solving a problem, why is there so much stressed in one's brain lets all make zoya's daal chicken  School mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachori school mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachori aur dining table pe meri best friend hai yeh- bhopal ki kachori ------------------------------------------------------ in school my best friend's name was sudha pachori in school my best friend's name was sudha pachori and on the dining table my best friend is this - bhopal's kachori  Dil ka khatal kiya kisne kil ka karil kaun  jahapana sixpacks kyu kar rahe hai iss kaneez ko phone  Cheeze share karne se dushman bhi ban jate hai dost cheeze share karne se dushman bhi ban jate hai dost sirf ap hi nai even i love yeh jam wala toast  -------------------------------------------------- by sharing even enemy's can become our friends by sharing even enemy's can become our friends not only you but even i love this jam and toast   Insaan wohi phal katega jo aaj usne boya hai tanveer toh udhar phone mein busy hai mera naam toh zoya hai  Doggy bow bow billi meow meow aur bike room room chutki mein fix kardongi tanvi ka bathroom ----------------------------------------------- Doggy bow bow billi meow meow aur bike room room i'll fix tanvi's bathroom in a second  Tom Cruise and Bob Christo naam hai yeh angrezo wale holi ke mauke par tumne jaal bole rangrezo wale   Chiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahad chiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahad chuha mila after digging such a big pahad -------------------------------------------- hoping for a roar of a mighty lion, a whole mountain i dug sigh! now i hear the whimper of a tiny miniscule bug Alas.. no lions no tigers.. all i found me was a puny mouse that's oh so smug   kabhi shola kabhi shabnam kabhi real kabhi fake kabhi hasaye kabhi rulae aur kabhi khilaye yeh blueberry cheese cake ------------------------------------------------ sometimes shola, sometimes shabnam, sometimes real sometimes fake sometimes they make u laugh, sometimes cry and sometimes they make you eat blueberry cheese cake   tuesday ke baad jo aye usse budhwar kehte hai aur jo phone ka bill badhai usi ko pyar kehte hai  -------------------------------------------------- what comes after tuesday is called wednesday and its called love who increases the phone bills  Chote bacho ki amiya unko pilae gutiya chote bacho ki amiya unko pilae gutiya now i'm back tamatar ab maze ki hogi chutiya  ap thehre hoshiyaar, mein masoom nadan hi toh hoon ab mein kya baat karo bhoopi se akhir mein mehmaan hi toh hoon -------------------------------------------------------------- you are the smart, and i'm the sweet one how can i talk to bhoopi when i'm only a guest here  Cheese mein hota hai vitamin B, har ghar mein hoti hai badi bi aur zoya ke paas hamesha hota hai plan B ------------------------------------------------------- Cheese contains Vitamin B, every house has badi bi and zoya always has Plan B  Pehle to bare bare lectures deke kiya mujhe bore  ab mere hi ideas chura rahe hai mr. idea chor  ----------------------------------------------------- firstly, he bored me by giving me boring lectures and now mr. idea chor is stealing my own ideas  aye jo khoon chusne toh mat nervous saiye aye jo khoon chusne toh mat nervous saiye inke jane pe daat dijiye aur tali bajaeye  Bina unn ke sweater koi bun nai sakta jo khoya ho exercise mein.. woh kisi ko sun nai sakta  Dhakke se nai chalti hamari kismat ki gadi kyu laga tumhe eyse ki can't wear a saree  Bin kajal aankhen saje, kaan saje bin jhumke ginte ginte thak jaye duniya yeh na thak lagate thumke  milte hai do sher aise hi by chance chidiya toh gayi phurr come on lets dance  Asad Ahmed Khan yani Rajhnikant + Superman Asad Ahmed Khan yani Rajhnikant + Superman  usme jod dijiye and then multiply it by Jackie Chen.  Dil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar hai Dil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar hai ab chahe jaise bhi situation aye Zoya bilkul tayaar hai Tedi medi zindagi ko mil gaya yeh naya track tedi medi zindagi ko mil gaya yeh naya track jab ms. farooqui ko mile jaha pana six pack Shayri hai meri kamaal ki iss baat ko ap bhi mano shayri hai meri kamaal ki iss baat ko ap bhi mano agar filmo mein hoti na toh naam hota shayrabaano Murk ki tarikh kahegi ki ap murk ki shaan hai murk ki tarikh kahegi ki ap murk ki shaan hai log se bin jane ki baat bante hai ap toh bachpan se hi sabaan the  Don't worry Najma, everything will be fine Don't worry Najma, everything will be fine tumhari yeh bhabhi, lagalegi ladko ki line   Gore, kaale, lambe, patle, mote, raiz, or kadke to choose from, waha aaenge bhopal ke sabhi ladke Nikah par sajegi tamatar jaise heroine karan johar ki Nikah par sajegi tamatar jaise heroine karan johar ki chup chup ke photo dekh rahi thi apne shahar ki jab ata hai earthquake toh milk se ban jata hai milk shake jab ata hai earth quake toh milk ka ban jata hai milk shake don't worry mr. khan i'll bake you a wonderful sa cake Dil ki baat kahe toh nazar toh thehri jhuti Dil ki baat kahe toh nazar toh thehri jhuti Dil ki baat kahegi jake anguthi ki sister anguthi Aloo aaj has raha hai kadu ne bhi bajai shenai Aloo aaj has raha hai kadu ne bhi bajai shenai Saari sabjiya aaj khush hai kyuki aaj tamatar ki sagai hai Apno ki mehfil mein kyu ban rahe ho begana Apno ki mehfil mein kyu ban rahe ho begana Ab jab aa hi gaye ho toh khake jana tamatar ki sagai ka khana Tot gayi hai mala bigar gaya hai moti tot gayi hai mala bigar gaya hai moti my company so interesting ki mein akele bhi kabhi bore nai hoti Obviously by now, you guys have figured that the pink color represents the translated part, and i know not all have been translated because its just too hard for me to do them for all, its not easy guys 😆 so i would really appreciate some help here 😆. Thanks!    Let me know if there are any corrections to make! Thanking you, Keenal list of the UN's who helped me in translations 😊 Thanks all 🤗 Keenal qhid  HMian

Edited by -.SapnokiRani-. - 10 years ago

awe this is such a sweet thread. loved it. please continue it and be active in this forum

Thanks! 

very nice.. i was searching for some thread with Zoya's shayaris... good job :)

i love dis thread !!!!
;-D

Sweet thread...love the Zoya's shayaris...but i thinks this one is wrong..

I mean  not aakh  darein hai pani se..
I think its.
Aag darein hai pani se


Edited by indu1911 - 11 years ago

nice compilation!! the rubber one is actually said by ayaan

OMG! This is awesome, and you made it so beautifully!! Awesome work yaar! This way I can read Zoya's shayari again, they make my day. The writers are brilliant, aren't they?

very nice post i just love zoya's shayris and asad's expressions at that time so much!🤣

Dere is one more she said to her aapy ...kilometre se lambhi mile..don't break d promise appy u agreed on a deal or sumting like dat from 5 th Nov epi 😳

N d pencil rubber one is ayaan's I think... 😕

Btw lovely tread...love all zoya's shayri's 😳