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Posted: 11 years ago

Oh no my bro is MBBS n I am planing to tak engineering!!! 🤣

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: MaaNeeTLuV
Oh no my bro is MBBS n I am planing to tak engineering!!! 🤣

hehe... 😃😳

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: deepthichoudary
Nice one 😊

thanks 😳

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

UPDATE 2

Define girl
.
.
.
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
.
Gets
.
Facial,
.
Bleach,
.
Waxing,
.
Hair curling/ straighting,
.
Threading,
.
Toning,
.
Scrubing,
.
Moisturising,
done
&
.
Puts on
.
Lipstik,
.
LipGloss,
.
Lipliner,
.
Perfume,
.
Body toner,
.
Body lotion,
.
Eye liner,
.
Eye shadow,
.
Eye maskara,
.
Foundation,
.
Face powder,
.
Rings,
.
Bracelets,
.
Neckless,
.
Nail Print
.
Party dres,
.
Sandal
.
Purse
,
and
Says-
"OH GOD!i couldnt even get ready properly in a hurry"

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An 80 year old man who got
married to a 22 year old female
went to meet his friend.

Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i
can do it even at this age!

Doctor : Let me tell you a story.
There was a hunter who lived in
the village. He was an old man.
Once while he was preparing to
go to the forest he accidentally
took his umbrella thinking that to
be his gun. In the forest he saw
a bear. The bear was about to
pounce on him. He panicked and
opened the umbrella mistaking it
for his gun. He heard a sound
and the bear dropped dead
before him !!!

Man : Impossible! Somebody else
must have shot the bear...
Doctor : Exactly !!!😆

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Today, I saw a crocodile eating a
wild buffalo
on NatGeo. Bullshit!!
We all know it's fake.
Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe. 😛

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HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK :-D
Boy: Marry me

Girl: Do u have a house?

Boy: No

Girl: Do u have a BMW car?

Boy: No

Girl: How much is your salary?

Boy: No salary.. but

Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How
can
i marry u.?? Leave please!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one
villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW?
How can I get the salary when
actually
Im the BOSS!😆

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When butterflies get nervous, do
they feel humans in their
stomach?😲

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kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
in front of her boyfriend... HUD HUD DABANGG
DABANGG DABANGG ...😃😛😆

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

SPECIAL UPDATE

Prove that 2/10=2

Commerce student:
Wrong question.

Medical student:
No Way.

Professor:
It's strange, how is it possible?

Engineering Student:
Two/Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

CHANGED MATHS THEORY!!😛😆

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Some people talk in their sleep.
Lecturers
talk while other people sleep!😛😃

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"Once in a soap industry in
Japan,
.
The soap cover was mistakenly
packed without soap in it
i.e empty box. To avoid the
problem in the
future
Engineers purchased X-Ray
machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed
in every cover
or not in assembly
line.
Same problem occurred in
India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a
fan beside d assembly
line&Empty
boxes were flown away!
.
India Rocks :)"

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Engineering and medical college
principals
argued
whose students are fearless.

Medical college principal called
students n
asked 2
jump in sea full of sharks.

They jumped.

Principal said: see the guts!

Engineering college Principal
called the
students &
told them to jump.

Students: IDIOT have you gone mad bloody rascal!!!!

Principal: see the guts..!😳😃

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once an Indian and an American
were friends,
.
.
once they went to a chocolate store

seeing everyone busy over there the
American stole 3 chocolates,
when they went out:-"Man
I m the
best thief ever, I stole 3
chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that".
Indian replied:"You wanna see
something better, lets go back to
the shop and
I
will show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and
Indian said to the Shop boy :-"Do
you wanna
see magic...??
Shop boy replied:"Yes."
Indian said:"Give me one
chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it.
He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and
finished that one too.
The shop boy asked:"But where
is the magic...??
.
.
Indian replied:"Check in my
friends pocket, and you ll find
them."
U can't beat an Indian.😆

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: mengisanah
ausum

thanks a lot 😃😳

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: -Skipper-
Nice

thanks 😊

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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

IF-Rockerz

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Irum.
Awsome👍🏼

thanks 😳

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708390

Inactive

Posted: 11 years ago

Dear I seriously think ur an engineering student ya engineer...
Haha 🤣 I must show to my bro this... Pls keep updating...
Engineering ppl rock!!

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577481

Inactive

Posted: 11 years ago

hahhaa the last one was awesome 🤣🤣

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