Man: Yes, my Labrador dog,
Romeo, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy, brown
eyes, blackish brown hair, his
left foot thumb nail is slightly
broken, wearing a golden belt
studded with blue balls, he likes
non-veg. food, we eat together,
we jog together... And the man
started crying...

Inspector: Let's search for the
dog first!!!😉😆

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie
Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to
me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to
Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you
want to speak to anyone. You can
speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need
to
talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are

someone
and you want to talk to anyone!
But
what is the urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister
Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe
Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his
way
to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was
injured and no one was sent to
the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an
urgent matter. And everyone
doesn't need to go there. You
may
find this hilarious but I don't
have
time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are
you?

Operator: I'm Sau Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.
Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said.I'm
Sau
Ree...

Caller: Oh...God!!!!!!! !!!😡😆

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IIT Mumbai Exam best
question :-

Spell the word 'COW' in 13
letters.

Toppers could not answer but all
others wrote
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU".

Caution: Studyin the whole
syllabus is injurious
to health &
mind as it reduces creative
thinking
capacity 😛😉

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In engineering exam a question
came
A parrot sits on an elephant and
the elephant
died. Prove it.
.
.
.
.
.
Engineer answer:
assume that the elephant's name was
parrot and
the parrot's name was
elephant..😛😉😆

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Night In A Bar:

Bartender: Who Are You? I never
Saw You
Before...

Man: Yeah! I Just Lost My Job &
Came Here
For A Drink 😭
Bartender: What Kind Of Job?

Man: Well.. I Am A Consultant .

Bartender: Whats That?

Man: Its a Logical Thinker.

.
Bartender: Logical Thinker ,
What???

Man: Let me Explain it With an
Example . Do
You Have A Dog? .

Bartender: Yes!

Man: That Means You Love
Animals

Bartender: True!

Man: That Mean You Love Your
Kids Too

Bartender: Yes True!

Man: You Have Kids That Means
You Are
Married.

Bartender: Very True!!

Bartender: Amazing man How u
Know all This?

Man: Thats Logical Thinking ..
Now
U Are
Married To A Lady So
You Are Not Gay!!.

Bartender: Impressive

Man: Time To leave... Bye Tc

About 20 Mins Later
Bartender's Boss Came...

Bartender: Boss You Know I met
A
Consultant
Today

Boss: Whats That??

Bartender: A Logical Thinker...
Boss: Logical What??

Bartender: I'll Explain It With An
Example

Boss: Okay!

Bartender ( asked first
question):
Do You Have
A DOG?

Boss: No!!

Bartender: That Means You Are
Gay!!!😆😉😛

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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.

Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates'
daughter.

Son: Then ok
...

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.

Bill Gates: No

Dad: My son is d CEO of the
World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok.
...

Dad goes 2 the President of the
World
Bank.

Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO
of ur
bank.

President:No!

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.

President:Then ok!

This is BUSINESS😛😉

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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.

A little girl was softly sobbing "why are u crying?" asked the little boy

I'm here for blood test, nd they're going to cut my finger"said the girl"

when he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

Why are u crying? Asked the girl

The boy looked at her worriedly and said,"I'm here for a urine test 😛

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ok last but not the least.

THIS is a question and u all have to answer it.😊

Mary's mother has five daughters.

They are Lina,Tina,Weena and Seema. Who is the fifth one?