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etf boys os drunk in goa updated last part pg 2

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i just love the filmthe hangover.watched the 2 parts and cant stop laughing. thought to write something similar to that.



4 friends, shree, chotu, sameer and arjun has gathered in goa for their once in a year all guys fun trip. Shree is a IT chief in etf, arjun his boss and chief, sameer a math teacher and chotu, bodyguard of a big socialite.

They met at a big 5 star hotel, and they went to grab lunch at a beachside resturent.

It was full packed, bt they managed to get seats and settled themselves.



Arjun- so guys, how is life??

 

Chotu'bekaar.meri boss, who budhhi khusat aunty, jo 40 saaal ki hain aur khud ko 25 ki samajhti hain, jeena haram kr ke rakha hain.

 

Ar and sam together'kyun???

 

Ch'are, main usska bodyguard hoo, koi waiter nhi. Mujhe hamesha satati rehti hai. Kabhi madam ko juice chahiye, kabhi  sandal chahiye.pata hai, ekbar to usne mujhe dry clean ke liye bhi bheja.

 

Sree'kahin use tujhse pyar to nahi ho gaya?? Tujhse doori bardasht nhi hoti.😉

 

All started to laugh, except chotu. ''shut up guys''.

 

Ar'bhai, meri life to set hain.ghar mein bhi no tension, meri riya manages it all. Aur office bhi rocking hain. Aur tu bata, sameer, teri teaching kaisi chal rahi hain??''

 

Shree'galat sawal , arjun,  yeh puchh iske students ab tak isse jhel rahe hain ya bhaag gaye?''

Again all start to laugh, except this time shree get an angry glare from sameer.

Sam'meri life bhi thik hi hain.shree, tu bata, iss khaddos tera boss hai, tu zinda kaise hai ab tak??''

Shree muttered something like '' apni kismet se''

 

They chatted for more time.they had their lunch and continue chatted like schoolgirls. After lunch, they ordered cola.

The waiter in the resturent, replaced their orders with someone else and gave them strong liquor.

They all drank it.

Cho'kuchh ajeeb taste nahi hain isska??

Shree'haa, yeh vodka hain na issliye. Ab chupchap pee.

They get out of that place and walked towards the beach.but the alcohol was showing itself.they had a hard time standing or walking steadily.suddenly sameer fell on the sand.

Sam'guys , main gir gaya.uthalo mujhe.

The 3 turned to him, then watched one another, and started to laugh.

Arj'arre yaar , yeh to sach mein, gir gaya.

Cho'kitna gira hua insaan hain yeh !!!😕

Same'arrey koi mujhe uthalo. Hey vagwaan!!!

 

Shree'he vagwan, isse uthalo.

Chotu'yeh kya bakwas kr raha hain??

Arj'arre, sameer ne hi to kaha'.

 

Suddenly, sameer started to shout

Sam'arre, koi mujhe uthao, yeh waves mujhe le ja rahe hai'

Actually waves were miles away from him.

Arj'tu khud uth  nhi sakta?? Itna bada ho gaya hai'.aur koi waves nhi hai.

Shr'lagta hain isse chad gyi hai.

Cho'pr humne to cola liya tha'.

Sam'arre gadho mujhe uthao

They 3 then tried to get him up, bt end up falling themselves.

Arj'arre , hum bhi gir gaye.

Sameer now got up, using all his strength, and shouted ' ullu banaya, bada maza aya'  with  jumping up and down. The people were watching them like they are runaways from ranchi.😆😆

Arj'arre, ab humein utha le sameer.

Sam'no.tum logon ne kit hi madad??? Dosti ke naam pe   tum log dhabba ho saale'.

Arju'mere sona bachha'.

Shree'oye, yeh sameer hai, riya nhi.

 

Ok, after this all, they all get up from sand, and tried to walk, supporting each other.

Cho'arre, aaj beach pe kitne log hain, zyadatar couple.

Shr'haa, yaar, mostly gay.

(Actually, log zyada nhi the, unhe sb kuch double dikh raha tha.)😳

A sexy lady was sunbathing , wearing only bikini and her glasses.they watched her like a hawk.actually, some other local guys were also checking her out, and making bad comments.the etf officer in arjun rose.

Arj'oye, kya bakkk raha hai be????  Chal bhaag yahan se.😡

The guys paid no heed to 4 drunk guys. They continued.

Shr'oye terri, etf chief ko unsuna kr diya??? Isski saza milegi, barabar milegi.

Cho'hum desh ke ache nagarik hain, in kamino ko sabak sikhana hamara kartabya hai.

Sam'kar' what???

Arj'duty.

Sam'ohhh.chal, duty puri krte hai.

They started to beat that guys . after sometime, they stopped and they were lucky to ran away.

Cho'kamine bhaag gaye.

Sam'chor yaar. Dk, who ladki humein thank karne aa rahi hain.

The girl watched all this tamasha and came to them.

Shr'ab humein thanks kahegi.

The girl was a Spanish.she thought they were making scene in the beachside.she come to them and blasted them in accented English.

Cho'yeh kya keh rahi hain???

Rest of them'kya maloom???

Shr'pr lag nhi raha hai ki khush hain.

Cho'main abhi inhe khush kr deta hoon. And he started to say something in broken English.

Cho to the girl'no need'.thankuuu'..our dutiii'''u r beautiii''..i lobbb u''.

The girl end up slapping him.😭

Sam'oye terii'chotu ko thappar?? Humare dost ko touch kiya'..

Shr---arre, shayad iss ladki ke country mein aise hi thnkuuu bolte honge.

Suddenly, they heard shouting of police, who were coming to them.

Cho'chal bhaag yahan se.

Arj'main kyu'.main etf ka chief hoo'.

Sam'chief hoga office mein, chal bhaag.

 

They were successfully out of their. Sameer saw a big bike, it was like the bike in golmaal film.

Shr'yippee, bike. Chal baithte hai.

Rest of 3'ha ha.

They sat on it, and sam sat in the front.without kicking it or enter key, he spoke

Sam'arre, iska wheel koi chura le gaya.

Arj'duffer, ye bike hai, car nhi.chor main chalata hoon.

Sam'main pehle racer tha, main chalaoonga.dkhna aise bhagaoonga.

He grabbed the handle of the bike and accelerated it.

Sam making sounds from mouth'vroom, vroom, vrooom.😆

Shr'kitna achha bike chalata hain na ye?? Pata hi nhi chalta ki gadi chal rahi hain ya nhi.

Cho'pr hum log ek hi jagah pe kyun khare hai???

The owner of the bike saw them.he was in a shop to buy something.he shouted ''chor, chor, mera bike lekr bhaag raha hain''

Arj'oye, chal bhaag te hai

Cho'maine to enjoy bhi nhi kiya.

Sam'main nhi jaoonga.

The 3 of them literally dragged him and they were on the streets.

Shr'mujhe gana gane ka man ho raha hain.

Arj'to ga na, kon rok raha hain????

Cho'tu iss ka boss hain na, aadat ho gayi hai puchhne ki.

Sam'toilet bhi pu6 ke jata hai kya???😆

Sam and chotu bursted into laughter and raised their hand to hi5, but missed this.

Cho in a bad voice sang'humne pee li hain, pee li hai, humne pee li hai.

Arj'wah wah, agey???

Cho'bhul gaya.

Sam'pr humne pee hai ya nhi??

Shr'technically nhi, pr agar sare logics pr gaur kare to'

Cho'teri technology aur logics ka sakinaka.😡

Arj'actually, humne pee hai, ya nhi, yeh bohot bada raaz hai'.

Shr started to sing'kaisa ye raaz hai, jo ki khulta nhi

                                     Kyu mere jehan main, tu hain, ae kamini'

 

Sam-did u just call ur gf a kamini??

Arj'ruk beta, Mumbai jake main use bata doonga.

Cho'chugalkhor kahinka.

Shr'kamini se bhi agar koi bada word ho to who uske liye. Mujhe maarti hai yaar.

Sam'tu ek etf officer hai, aur tujhse baal sosan (child molestation)??????🤢

Arj'be a man.

Shr'darr lagta hai.

Cho'phattu kahinka.

Shr-dnt call me that. Am nt a phattu.

Cho'to sabit kr.ye le phone (he gave him his cellphone), no. ghuma uska , aur nikal dil ki bharas.

Shree dialed her no. bt when his gf picked it up, his voice went dead.

Sam'abbe bol na, saap sungh gaya hai kya???

Arj'chotu is ri8, he is pha'pha'what is that????

Shr'network nhi hain yaar.

Cho-jhoot mat bol phattu, idea rings all over Hindustan. (started to sing) u my pumpkin'

Sam(stopping him)'pr situation ke hissab se to gana modify hona chahiye na.

Arj'main gata hoo (he strted it)

U r my churail gf, kb jayegi kamini?

I am ur bechara bf, kb jayegi kamini?

Feelling to puke on ur head, kb jayegi kamini, jayegi kamini?

Sam and chotu chorus-----churail churail !!!!!😆😆

Shr'shut up guys.

The girl on the phone'shree, its u???

Shr (with authorative tone )-yes.

Gf'oh my god, u r drunk.

Shr'so what???? Its my right.

Gf'ghar aao tum, main tumhari taange tor dungi.aur office se ghar, ghar se office, bas. No outing. (they live together)

Shr (in a pleading voice)'nhi jaanu..

Cho'no janu, only jaa  tu.

Sam and arj'correct.all the bst shree. Jeet ke aana.

Shr (back in order mode)'u 'err'dirty person, gf ho, maa mat bano.tumne mujhe mara?? How dare you?? Aur who mera ghar hai, so niklo uss ghar se abhi. OUT!!!!

3 in chorus 'out, out, out.

Gf'tum wapas aao dikhati hoon main tumhe.

Shr'chal chal hawa aane de. Bohot dekhe hai tujh jaisi.(and cut the call)

Cho'hurrah. U r free again.

Shr'main to gaya.arjun, tere garage mein mere rehne ka intezam kr.

Sam'tu itna darta kyun hain??? Kuchh nhi hoga.hum hain na. hum madad karenge teri.

Arj'akhir dost hote kisliye hai????

 

Shr'u guys r my buddies. Bt only buddies, as I have plenty of chuddies.😛



i know it was just bakwaas. dnt forget to like/comment. want to know if i should continue or nt.

 

and agai, jutey, chappal and compliments are welcome, agar ku6 milne wala hain to😆😆

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Part 2

 

They roamed sometime aimlessly, talking nothing but only nonsense.

Shr—dkh kawwa (crow)

Cho—crowman!!!!!!

Sam—tujhe kaise pata wo man hai ya womaniyaaa???????

Arj—gadhe crowman nhi hota….

Shr—kyu???? Batman ho sakta hai to crowman kyu nhi?????

Sam—gd point.

Cho—dkh main hoon spiderman   (saying this, he stretched his both arms like it's a wing, and started to run  across the street.)😆

Arj—gadhe ke badshah, spiderman nhi urta…..jump krta hai…

Shr—pr iske liye jump krna thoda mushkil hai, nahi???

Cho---what do u mean?????

Sam—he means u r mota……

Cho---tujhe main chhorunga nhi (he ran to beat him)

Shr—humesha main hi kyu phasta hoo, maine to ku6 bhi nhi kahan. Saale kamino, dosti ke naam pr dhabba ho tum…..😭😡

 

 

After sometime, they saw a funeral ceremony going on.many people were there. Some were shedding tears, others were standing like statues.

Shr—dk kisika chautha hai

Arj- par aaj to 20 tarikh hai…..

Sam-wo keh raha hai kisika shoksabha hai shayad.

Cho-chal hum bhi shok manate hain.

Shr-par hum to use jaante hi nhi….

Arj—shree, mat vulo, hum ETF officers hai, kuchh bhi humse chhut nhi sakta…..

Sam—bhasan band karo aur chalo.

 

They entered, and standed at the last row.

Sam (to same1 standing beside him who was criying continuously)—bohot ache the who…

Man – haan, humare sahib ki to jaan the….apne saaath unko bhi le gaye…

Arj—isska matlab 2 2 logon ki shoksabha hain?????

Man—nhi nhi, sahib to wahan samne baithe hain …. (pointed the place where the photo is placed and a man is crying continuously, like its his son or wife)

Sam (whispered) – shayad beta ya beti mari hogi

Cho- kyu biwi bhi to ho sakti hai….

Shr—agar biwi hoti to yahan pr party chal rahi hoti.

Rest of 3—wah wah, kya akal payee hain, kya baat, kya baat.

 

The man—bohot ache the Robert baba, kabhi kisiko tang nahi krte the…..

Sam—oh to beta mara hain….

Arj—kaise huya yeh????

The man—achanak hi tabiyat kharab huyi, aur 10 min ke andar… (he could'nt continue)

Suddenly, sam raised his hand like school students raise theirs to ask permission.

Sam—main bhi iss dukh bhare occasion mein kuchh kehna chahta hoo.

 

And without taking any1's permission, he went near the old man crying and started to blabber.his friends cheered him ''go sam go ''

Sam—thankuuu      …..  aaj , hum sab yahan par ikatthe huye hai, ki hum milkr Robert ko yaad kr sake.robert, sb ka pyara , sabka dulara…….

One man from the crowd—kya aap bhi unhe jante the????

Sam –haan, piche 3 minute se.😆  and continued his speech.

Arj—wah, kya speech de raha hain.

Cho—waise Robert ki umar kyat hi,????

The man—zyada nahi, bas 110 saal.

The 3 --- WHAT?????????😲😲😲

The man—par abhi to unki adhi umar bhi nahi huwa……

Arj—kuchh gadbad hain…..

Cho—jahan tum log hoge, waha gadbad to hogi.

Shr—aur tu kya wine se dhula hai????

Arj—kahawat to milk ki    thi????

Shr—ab hum bachhe thode hi na rahe ki milk piye.

Cho-wah, aaj shree ka dimaag kuchh zyada hi chal raha hain.⭐️

 

Sam continued his speech-- ……. Aur aaj, main aap sab logon ke saath god se pray krta hoon ki, Robert, (he turned to look at the picture frame, and was speechless. His eyes went wide, and suddenly, he laughed like a maniac)

Sam—arre, yeh to ek kachhuwa hain (turtle)😲😕

The 3 ---kya????? (and they burst into laughter)😆😆😆

Arj—mujhe laga kuchh to choot raha hai, pr ye????? (and again burst into laughter)

Shr—kachhuwe ki shoksabha??????

Cho—uska chauthha?????

 

They continued their laughter , but the people around them were not so happy.

Some1 from crowd—ye humare Robert baba ka mazak ura rahe hain…..

Sam—baba?????? (again continued his laughter)

Another man—pakdo isse….

And they ran to catch him, but he was quick. All the 4 men were successful to get out of there.

Shr—who tha kya????

Sam—total pagalpanti…

Cho—pr humne to mirinda pee hi nahi…..

Arj—aaj kuchh zyada hi ajeeb harkate nhi ho rahi hain?????

Sam—hum bhi to ajeeb hain….

Arj—satyaba…ba…. What is that????

Sam-bachan.

Shr—teri English bohot kharab hain.

 

After sometime, they saw a disco.actually it was a striper's club, bt they thought it's a disco.

Shr-chal andar chalte hain.

Sam-par no peena aur pilana. Remember, humein chad gayi hain.

Arj—yes sir.

They entered.there was a centre stage, where girls with very minimal clothes were dancing.they went near bar counter.

The man in bar counter—what would you like to have sir?????

Shr—I want…..

Arj—nothing.

Then the girls came down from the centre stage, and went near people to dance. They come to them and dragged them to take on the dance floor.

Arj—main nhi, main nhi.

Sam—haan, haan,yeh nhi. He is a horrible dancer.

Arjun glared at him. In the mean time, the girls took shree, sameer and chotu to the floor. The song changed from ''halkat jawani'' to ''make some noise for the desi boys''

They standed at the floor like statue. The girls left them alone on the stage.the crowds were cheering them to dance.

A gay couple—hey, take off ur clothes.

And others joined him. ''take off clothes, take off clothes "😳😉

Cho—mujhe apni izzat ki pawbhaji nhi karni. Main bhaag raha hoo, ( he was about to ran when the girls grabbed him and sent him back to the stage)

After like eternity, sam shouted--- okay, man and their …err……but first  (with attitude )  yo dj, change the song re.

The dj changed the song . it was psy gangnam style.

(just imagine these thing guys. The lyrics are out of our senses)

 

Sam took the initiative.he first danced a little, more like mithoon's disco style. Then he took off his shirt and throw it to the crowd. Seeing him doing this, the other 2 followed him. Then they took off their vests, their belts, their shoes and yakky shocks.😉

Again that gay couple—humein laga strip club mein kya karenge..pr yeh to…   (pausing )  hey, take off ur pants.

Again others joined him ''take off pants''

Shr—aaj humara balatkar hoke rahega.

Sameer boldly unbuttoned his jeans, and take it off, and throw it.the others followed him .now they were only in their err… kachha!!!!

Sam—whoo…..i did it….i am the king of the world.  (and did a gangnam style move)

That gay couple—hey, what an ass !!!!!! ( and whistled)😉😳

 

Arj—main bach gaya bhai.(take a fresh breath)

Suddenly, there was siren of police.

One man from the crowd—arre bhago, police ayi hain.

Suddenly there was chaos.every1 was running. The 4 men also ran from there.they were again on the streets.one fully dressed , bt looked less civilized, and the 3, …well… runaways from mental asylum.😆😆😆

They decided to go to their hotels, as they were sleepy.they reached at the hotel, bt stopped by the gatekeeper.

Gatekeeper—kahan ghuss rahe ho tum log????

Arj—hotel mein.

Gatekeeper—dimaag to sahi hai???? Tumhari aukat hain kya yahan par kadam tak rakhne ki????

Sam—humne suit book ki hai.

Gatekeeper—haan, kyu nahi??? Apne kapde bech kr paisa kamana pada hoga, nhi???? Jao bhaago yahan se.pata nhi kahan kahan se aa jate hain.😡😡

Shr—arre par…..

Gatekeeper—suna nhi, chal bhaag.warna police ko bulaoonga.

Arj—main khud police hoo, aur aaj dopahar se sb mujhe hi police ki dhamki de rahe hain.

Shr—I have a plan, chal yahan se.

They  leave the place, and went to a nearby pco booth.

Shr—kisike paas 1 rupiya hai kya????

Sam—humare paas to kapde bhi nhi hain.

Arj—mere paas bas credit card hai.

Shr—amir baap ki aulad……

Seeing their halat , an old woman throw a one rupee coin .

Cho—main apko bhigaari dikhta hoon kya?????😡

Shr—arre, 1 rupiya.

He went inside the pco booth, and locked the door. Now the 3 men outside cant hear him.

Sam—arre darwaja band karke kya kr raha hain???

Arj—su su.

Cho—kya jamana aa gaya hai. Aaj kal mutne ke liye bhi paisa maangte hain.

Shr dialed 100. A beautiful voice answered ''hello police control room, goa.""

Shr (making his voice rough)—ek vises suchna, mashoor gangstar daud Ibrahim…..

The girl cut short--  kya?????? Daud????? D company??????😲😲

Shr—yes, usske mama ke biwi ke bte ke tau ke phoopa ke maasi ke chaachi ke dadi ke…….in short, bohot close rishtedar ne goa k ek mashoor 5 star hotel mein bomb plant kiya hain.👏👏👏

The girl—kya??????? Kaunsa hotel????? Kab???????

Shr—who hotel jiska naam A se suru hota hai aur N pr khatam. Jiske naam pr Arab hain.(the hotel's name was arab queen)

And he disconnected the call.and came out like he has won a battle.

Arj—kisse phone kiya???

Cho—mujhe neend aa rahi hai, hum hotel kab jayenge???

Sam—tu hass kyu raha hain????

Shr—ab dk hum kaise hotel mein ghuste hain.

After waiting 20 mins, they saw the scenario.police, ambulance, fire briget , bomb squad, everyone came into the hotel . they evacuated the the hotel. People were running like hell.

 

Shr—ab chal, chalte hain.

In the chaos, nobody realized that 4 drunken men entered the hotel and reached their room and sleeped peacefully.of course there was no bomb, they searched the entire hotel and found nothing.the police concluded that may be some1 has played a prank.

 

Next morning.

We can see 4 men sleeping on a large king size bed, 4 men together.one was fully dressed while other 3 wearing only their kachha.😉

Arjun was hugging sameer, his head on sameer's chest.sameer's leg was on the top of shree's ass, and shree ' s mouth was dangerously close to chotu's ears. Chotu and shree was lying quite weirdly, their legs were on the pillow.

Arjun (in his dream)—wow, riya, u r feeling so….umm…manly.😳

Sam groaned in his sleep.😡

Arjun hand was on sameer's chest.he felt his chest hairs and mumbled in his sleep – riya, I love ur hair, so soft.par yeh tumhare seene pr baal kab ugg gaye?? (when the hairs grow on ur chest???) jaldi isse remove karado, ok????  Saying this , he started to remove it all by himself. But sameer's chest hair was as ziddy as him, it wont come out easily.

Arjun—kaafi rough hain, thoda aur zor lagana parega. 😆

He again tried to remove it,  but sameer cried out in pain and kicked his leg on shree's ass and get up from his sleep. Arjun jerked back, shocked from what just happened. Shree cried out in pain, as sameer kicked his ass, he shouted on chotu's ear , and chotu, got up at once, shocked that what hit his ears so hard.😲

 

What a beautiful and different start of the morning!!!!!!!!😆😉

 

 

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wah wah...
kya baat h..