4 friends, shree, chotu, sameer and arjun has gathered in goa for their once in a year all guys fun trip. Shree is a IT chief in etf, arjun his boss and chief, sameer a math teacher and chotu, bodyguard of a big socialite.
They met at a big 5 star hotel, and they went to grab lunch at a beachside resturent.
It was full packed, bt they managed to get seats and settled themselves.
Arjun- so guys, how is life??
Chotu'bekaar.meri boss, who budhhi khusat aunty, jo 40 saaal ki hain aur khud ko 25 ki samajhti hain, jeena haram kr ke rakha hain.
Ar and sam together'kyun???
Ch'are, main usska bodyguard hoo, koi waiter nhi. Mujhe hamesha satati rehti hai. Kabhi madam ko juice chahiye, kabhi sandal chahiye.pata hai, ekbar to usne mujhe dry clean ke liye bhi bheja.
Sree'kahin use tujhse pyar to nahi ho gaya?? Tujhse doori bardasht nhi hoti.😉
All started to laugh, except chotu. ''shut up guys''.
Ar'bhai, meri life to set hain.ghar mein bhi no tension, meri riya manages it all. Aur office bhi rocking hain. Aur tu bata, sameer, teri teaching kaisi chal rahi hain??''
Shree'galat sawal , arjun, yeh puchh iske students ab tak isse jhel rahe hain ya bhaag gaye?''
Again all start to laugh, except this time shree get an angry glare from sameer.
Sam'meri life bhi thik hi hain.shree, tu bata, iss khaddos tera boss hai, tu zinda kaise hai ab tak??''
Shree muttered something like '' apni kismet se''
They chatted for more time.they had their lunch and continue chatted like schoolgirls. After lunch, they ordered cola.
The waiter in the resturent, replaced their orders with someone else and gave them strong liquor.
They all drank it.
Cho'kuchh ajeeb taste nahi hain isska??
Shree'haa, yeh vodka hain na issliye. Ab chupchap pee.
They get out of that place and walked towards the beach.but the alcohol was showing itself.they had a hard time standing or walking steadily.suddenly sameer fell on the sand.
Sam'guys , main gir gaya.uthalo mujhe.
The 3 turned to him, then watched one another, and started to laugh.
Arj'arre yaar , yeh to sach mein, gir gaya.
Cho'kitna gira hua insaan hain yeh !!!😕
Same'arrey koi mujhe uthalo. Hey vagwaan!!!
Shree'he vagwan, isse uthalo.
Chotu'yeh kya bakwas kr raha hain??
Arj'arre, sameer ne hi to kaha'.
Suddenly, sameer started to shout
Sam'arre, koi mujhe uthao, yeh waves mujhe le ja rahe hai'
Actually waves were miles away from him.
Arj'tu khud uth nhi sakta?? Itna bada ho gaya hai'.aur koi waves nhi hai.
Shr'lagta hain isse chad gyi hai.
Cho'pr humne to cola liya tha'.
Sam'arre gadho mujhe uthao
They 3 then tried to get him up, bt end up falling themselves.
Arj'arre , hum bhi gir gaye.
Sameer now got up, using all his strength, and shouted ' ullu banaya, bada maza aya' with jumping up and down. The people were watching them like they are runaways from ranchi.😆😆
Arj'arre, ab humein utha le sameer.
Sam'no.tum logon ne kit hi madad??? Dosti ke naam pe tum log dhabba ho saale'.
Arju'mere sona bachha'.
Shree'oye, yeh sameer hai, riya nhi.
Ok, after this all, they all get up from sand, and tried to walk, supporting each other.
Cho'arre, aaj beach pe kitne log hain, zyadatar couple.
Shr'haa, yaar, mostly gay.
(Actually, log zyada nhi the, unhe sb kuch double dikh raha tha.)😳
A sexy lady was sunbathing , wearing only bikini and her glasses.they watched her like a hawk.actually, some other local guys were also checking her out, and making bad comments.the etf officer in arjun rose.
Arj'oye, kya bakkk raha hai be???? Chal bhaag yahan se.😡
The guys paid no heed to 4 drunk guys. They continued.
Shr'oye terri, etf chief ko unsuna kr diya??? Isski saza milegi, barabar milegi.
Cho'hum desh ke ache nagarik hain, in kamino ko sabak sikhana hamara kartabya hai.
Sam'kar' what???
Arj'duty.
Sam'ohhh.chal, duty puri krte hai.
They started to beat that guys . after sometime, they stopped and they were lucky to ran away.
Cho'kamine bhaag gaye.
Sam'chor yaar. Dk, who ladki humein thank karne aa rahi hain.
The girl watched all this tamasha and came to them.
Shr'ab humein thanks kahegi.
The girl was a Spanish.she thought they were making scene in the beachside.she come to them and blasted them in accented English.
Cho'yeh kya keh rahi hain???
Rest of them'kya maloom???
Shr'pr lag nhi raha hai ki khush hain.
Cho'main abhi inhe khush kr deta hoon. And he started to say something in broken English.
Cho to the girl'no need'.thankuuu'..our dutiii'''u r beautiii''..i lobbb u''.
The girl end up slapping him.😭
Sam'oye terii'chotu ko thappar?? Humare dost ko touch kiya'..
Shr---arre, shayad iss ladki ke country mein aise hi thnkuuu bolte honge.
Suddenly, they heard shouting of police, who were coming to them.
Cho'chal bhaag yahan se.
Arj'main kyu'.main etf ka chief hoo'.
Sam'chief hoga office mein, chal bhaag.
They were successfully out of their. Sameer saw a big bike, it was like the bike in golmaal film.
Shr'yippee, bike. Chal baithte hai.
Rest of 3'ha ha.
They sat on it, and sam sat in the front.without kicking it or enter key, he spoke
Sam'arre, iska wheel koi chura le gaya.
Arj'duffer, ye bike hai, car nhi.chor main chalata hoon.
Sam'main pehle racer tha, main chalaoonga.dkhna aise bhagaoonga.
He grabbed the handle of the bike and accelerated it.
Sam making sounds from mouth'vroom, vroom, vrooom.😆
Shr'kitna achha bike chalata hain na ye?? Pata hi nhi chalta ki gadi chal rahi hain ya nhi.
Cho'pr hum log ek hi jagah pe kyun khare hai???
The owner of the bike saw them.he was in a shop to buy something.he shouted ''chor, chor, mera bike lekr bhaag raha hain''
Arj'oye, chal bhaag te hai
Cho'maine to enjoy bhi nhi kiya.
Sam'main nhi jaoonga.
The 3 of them literally dragged him and they were on the streets.
Shr'mujhe gana gane ka man ho raha hain.
Arj'to ga na, kon rok raha hain????
Cho'tu iss ka boss hain na, aadat ho gayi hai puchhne ki.
Sam'toilet bhi pu6 ke jata hai kya???😆
Sam and chotu bursted into laughter and raised their hand to hi5, but missed this.
Cho in a bad voice sang'humne pee li hain, pee li hai, humne pee li hai.
Arj'wah wah, agey???
Cho'bhul gaya.
Sam'pr humne pee hai ya nhi??
Shr'technically nhi, pr agar sare logics pr gaur kare to'
Cho'teri technology aur logics ka sakinaka.😡
Arj'actually, humne pee hai, ya nhi, yeh bohot bada raaz hai'.
Shr started to sing'kaisa ye raaz hai, jo ki khulta nhi
Kyu mere jehan main, tu hain, ae kamini'
Sam-did u just call ur gf a kamini??
Arj'ruk beta, Mumbai jake main use bata doonga.
Cho'chugalkhor kahinka.
Shr'kamini se bhi agar koi bada word ho to who uske liye. Mujhe maarti hai yaar.
Sam'tu ek etf officer hai, aur tujhse baal sosan (child molestation)??????🤢
Arj'be a man.
Shr'darr lagta hai.
Cho'phattu kahinka.
Shr-dnt call me that. Am nt a phattu.
Cho'to sabit kr.ye le phone (he gave him his cellphone), no. ghuma uska , aur nikal dil ki bharas.
Shree dialed her no. bt when his gf picked it up, his voice went dead.
Sam'abbe bol na, saap sungh gaya hai kya???
Arj'chotu is ri8, he is pha'pha'what is that????
Shr'network nhi hain yaar.
Cho-jhoot mat bol phattu, idea rings all over Hindustan. (started to sing) u my pumpkin'
Sam(stopping him)'pr situation ke hissab se to gana modify hona chahiye na.
Arj'main gata hoo (he strted it)
U r my churail gf, kb jayegi kamini?
I am ur bechara bf, kb jayegi kamini?
Feelling to puke on ur head, kb jayegi kamini, jayegi kamini?
Sam and chotu chorus-----churail churail !!!!!😆😆
Shr'shut up guys.
The girl on the phone'shree, its u???
Shr (with authorative tone )-yes.
Gf'oh my god, u r drunk.
Shr'so what???? Its my right.
Gf'ghar aao tum, main tumhari taange tor dungi.aur office se ghar, ghar se office, bas. No outing. (they live together)
Shr (in a pleading voice)'nhi jaanu..
Cho'no janu, only jaa tu.
Sam and arj'correct.all the bst shree. Jeet ke aana.
Shr (back in order mode)'u 'err'dirty person, gf ho, maa mat bano.tumne mujhe mara?? How dare you?? Aur who mera ghar hai, so niklo uss ghar se abhi. OUT!!!!
3 in chorus 'out, out, out.
Gf'tum wapas aao dikhati hoon main tumhe.
Shr'chal chal hawa aane de. Bohot dekhe hai tujh jaisi.(and cut the call)
Cho'hurrah. U r free again.
Shr'main to gaya.arjun, tere garage mein mere rehne ka intezam kr.
Sam'tu itna darta kyun hain??? Kuchh nhi hoga.hum hain na. hum madad karenge teri.
Arj'akhir dost hote kisliye hai????
Shr'u guys r my buddies. Bt only buddies, as I have plenty of chuddies.😛
i know it was just bakwaas. dnt forget to like/comment. want to know if i should continue or nt.
and agai, jutey, chappal and compliments are welcome, agar ku6 milne wala hain to😆😆
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