PART 2
Sam : tumhari inn looks se naa baki staff ka asar padta hoga mujhe nhi…
Arjun : tumhara kuch nhi ho skta sam…good night so jao…..main bhi sone jaa rha hu………….
Next Morning on b'fast table
Sam's Mom : aaj to dono ka off hai kya Karne ka iraada hai….
Sam : main to aaram karunga
Mom : bhul jao aur apna room saaf karo….kab sudharoge tum sam……tumhare ander ek hi burai hai apni almira dekhi hai tumne….kabhi dhang se nhi rakhte…..kapde aise hi pade rehte hai…aur agar main kr du to….2 din me uska fir wahi haal…to tum aaram nhi karoge apni almira saaf karoge….
Arjun : masi sam to sudharne se rha….to iski almira aap kab tak saaf karoge…koi saaf krne wali ye lao….to apki problem bhi solve aur sam ki bhi…..*wink* at sam
Sam to arjun : bhai teri mujhse koi dushmani hai..koi mauka to chod de……
Arjun whispering : aapne kal raat ko mauka choda tha….aur masi ka to ye favorite topic hai… aise kaise chod du…
Sam's mom : main to kab se lane ko taiyar baithi hu…pr tumhara bhai haan kare tab na…. har ladki me koi na koi problem…jaise ye bada kahi ka rajkumar hai….
Sam : maa pls ab naa off wale din subah subah shuru mat ho jao…..aapko meri almira nhi thik krni mat karo…pr meri almira k bahane ye nonsense topic band karo….. arre aap log shadi ki baat to aise kr rhe ho jaise halwa hai…
Sam's Dad : agar hawla nhi hai..to jung bhi nhi hai…jo tum itna bhagte ho…..
Sam : Dad main bhagta nhi hu…pr ladki mujhe bhi to psnd aani chahiye aur ladki ko main bhi…aur I don't want…kisi ko dekhne jao…aur koi cheez kharidane jaa rhe ho kya?????? Wo bhi insan hai…. Bura feel hota hoga….. jab koi unhe aise dekhne aaye…aur altu faltu k swal kare….. ladkiyo ko kam se kam ladkiyo ki tarah treat karo……Insan hai wo bhi…..
Sam's mom : to tu hi koi psnd karke bta de…hum kr denge teri shadi….tere chakker me arjun bhi baitha hai….. uska ek hi dialogue hai….
Arjun : sam bada hai pehle uski shadi hogi……
Sam to arjun : kyun bhai….tujhe agar koi psnd hai to pls maa ko bta de aur kar le shadi… kyun mujhe bali ka bakra banane pr tula hai…
Sam's mom : waise arjun theek hi bolta hai….pehle bade ki hi shadi hoti hai…..
Arjun : Masi meri watch khrab ho gyi hai…main usse repair krane k liye jaa rha hu….
Sam : ruk arjun main bhi aata hu…aur hum watch repair nhi karwayenge…new purchase karenge…aur apni uss watch ko naa sambhal kr rakh….
Arjun : pr mujhe new watch ki zarurat nhi hai….
Sam : pr mujhe gift krni hai tujhe…. Aur main bada hu to meri baat maan….
Arjun : ok chalo….(dono bhai chale jaate hai….piche se…)
Sam's dad : arjun ko sirf sam hi cheers kr skta hai…arjun kuch kehta nhi..
Sam's Mom : haan jaanti hu..maa nhi pr masi to hu naa…. Wo nhi chahta k uss pr koi bhi kharcha hum kare…isliye usne apni zarurate kam kr rakhi hai…..pr sukhr hai k wo sam k bade bhai wale dialogue k aage hamesha jhuk jata hai…….
Dad : dono bhaiyo ka pyar kabhi kam nhi hoga…dekh lena…tumhari bahuye aa jayengi..fir bhi ye dono aise hi rehne wale hai…..
Mom : agar sam ne aane di to….kahi uske chakker me bechara arjun bhi aise hi naa reh jaaye
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At Mall Parking…..
Sam : tum ander jaa kr..dekho…syad wo ear ring wali ladki fir mil jaye… main car park krke aaya *wink*
Arjun : wo nhi milegi…..aur tum jaldi ander aana…(arjun mall k ander jaata hai…..)
Same time Aisha and Naina same mall….
Aisha : ninu tum yahi wait karo…main bs car park karke aayi…..idhar udhar gyab mat ho jana…
Naina : diii jaldi aana pls…
Naina mall k bahar aisha ka wait kr rhi hai tabhi mall me ek lady ka pet dog uske hath se chut kr bhagne lgta hai…jise dekh kr naina darr jati hai..aur wo sidhe mall me ander ki taraf bhagti hai…aur ek baar fir wo arjun se takra jaati hai….arjun naina ko pehchan jaata hai….naina dog k darr k mare arjun k piche chup jaati hai….arjun smiles….
Arjun to dog : stop…….(dog wahi ruk jaata hai aur baith jaata hai….) ladki ko darate ho….. waise choice acchi hai…pr kisi ko darana acchi baat nhi hai….chalo wapas jao……
(dog wapas chala jata hai…. Naina amazed k arjun ne ye kia kaise??????? Pr naina ko yaad nhi aa rha k usne arjun ko kaha dekha hai tabhi aisha aati hai…..wo arjun aur naina ko dekh kr….)
Aisha : Naina tum jaanti ho inhe???(naina kuch bole iss se pehle arjun)
Arjun : ji nhi..wo actual me ye dog se darr kr mujhse takra gyi thi….
Aisha : ninu tum bhi naa….
Aisha to arjun : thanx………….(dono behane chali jaati hai…..aur piche se sam aata hai….wo kafi gusse me hai….)
Arjun : kya hua sam..itne gusse me kyun ho??????? Tum apne gusse pr control krna sikho….wrna jb masi bhabhi layegi naa…..to tumhara kya hoga????
Sam : tu fir shuru ho gya arjun……….. ek to waise hi mood ki band baj gyi parking me..upper se ye teri bhabhi wali nautanki?????? Aur mera chod ye bta teri shirt k button me ye gold chain kya kr rhi hai???? Aur aaj kal bhabhi lane ki badi jaldi hai tujhe??????? Chakker kya hai *wink*
Arjun realized k ye chain bhi naina ki hai…..
Arjun : arre bhai wo ladki takra gyi thi…syad ussi ki hai…..
Sam : wahi???????? Mall wali???????
Arjun with smile : yup………
Sam : kya baat hai…tum dono bada baar baar mil rhe ho…aur har bar gold ka gift….golden girls…hummm..naam kya hai uska…..koi to baat ki hogi….. kuch pta chala kya krti hai…..
Arjun :shut up sam…. Ye bs coincidence tha… aur mujhe kuch pta nhi krna…aur mujhe uska naam bhi nhi malum….(arjun know k agar usne sam ko naam btaya to wo uski aur khichai karega…)..ab jo kaam karne aaye hai kar le..ya ghar wapas chale…..
Naina aur Aisha
Naina : diii maine iss bande ko kahi dekha hai…pr mujhe yaad nhi aa rha kahaan dekha hai?????
Aisha : abhi dekha naa..wo kafi nhi hai…..
Naina : diii sach me maine isse kahi aur bhi dekha hai…pr mujhe yaad kyun nhi aa rha….
Aisha : ninu pls….jb yaad aaye to bta dena…waise hi parking me mood off ho gya mera….ab pls tu pareshan mat kar…
Naina : diii yaad aa gya….ye to wahi police wala hai jisne mujhe mall ne bahar nikala tha
Aisha : what???????? Ninu tu bhi naa..pehle nhi bta skti thi..use acche se thanx bolna to banta hai….chal dekhte hai….
(dono sisters mall k gate k pass aati hai pr unhe arjun nhi milta….)
Aisha : syad wo bahar jaa rha tha jb tu takrai…ab tak to wo chala gya hoga….
Naina : haan syad
Aisha : chal chod…agar fir kabhi mila to thanx bol denge..teri tarah bhulakkad nhi hu main…..
Naina with smile : aap ho naa sab yaad rakhne k liye…..
AT Wrist Watch shop….Rathore ka cell ring krta hai
Rathore : not again…commissioner sir….inka off wale din bhi hamare bina mann nhi lgta….kash kisi aur ka call aaya hota
Arjun : agar girl friend hoti to call krti naa…naa to khud kisi ladki k pass jaate ho…aur na hi kisi ladki ko apne pass aane dete ho to call pr commissioner sir hi milne wale hai aapko
Rathore with fake smile : zyda mat bolo…tumhe tumhari golden girl ka naam tak nhi malum hai…to tumhe bhi ya to ghar se call aata hai ya office se…..
Rathore call attend krta hai….call cut krne k baad..
Arjun : kya kaha?????
Rathore : kuch khas nhi…..kal dono ko sidhe unhe report krni hai..koi special case hai..syad unka koi personal case hai… jo hum dono k sath discuss krna chahte hai..aur chahte hai…k hum uss case ko personally dekhe…..
Arjun : aisa kya case hai….. k hum dono ki zarurat pad gyi sir ko….
Rathore : wo to kal jab unse milenge….tabhi pta chalega…..
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