Daya Jetha Khatt-Patt - Page 7

Jetha :Aaj Ke bad main Babitaji Se Rakhi Nadi Bandhvaunga Daya...😛

Daya : To kaun Bandhega,Aapki to koi behen bhi nahi hai.

Jetha : To Tu Bandh dena...!!

Daya : He Maa...Mataji 😆😆😆

Jethalal :- Daya!! main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar
sakta hu.
Daya:-Thik ha chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.

A SMALL TWO LINES BY JETHA:
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Greatest; Great ha Manan!!!

Daya: Tapu ke papa aap jawani me kaise dikhte they!!

Jethalal: Areh!! Itna smart that ki ladkiya martii thi mujhpar!!
Abhi bhi chahun na to ladkiyo ki line lag jayegi!!

Daya: Ladkiyo ki nahi unki mummiyo ki!!

Roshan Bhabhi: O roshan, Dhek na mere Mobile pe Kisi Ne #ILuvU bheja hai :(
Sodhi: Oye! Aise SMS Recive nai kar. Wapis bhej de us ko

Daya: Tapu ke papa mujhe aapa ek din chahiye!!
Jetha: Are meri puri zindagi tere naam ha. Or tu ek din ki baat kar rahi ha!!
Daya: Lekin fil-hal mujhe siraf ek hi din chahiye!!
Jethalal: To thik lekin...!!!!!! Hum karenge ge kya!!!
Daya: Mujhe aapka ek din chaiye taaki hum dono milkar... Ahamdabad jaa sake!!
Jethalal Shocked.!!

Jethalal & Daya:
Hum dono ki taraf se Rakshabandhan ki bohot-bohot Shubh-Kamnaye!! HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN!!!!!

Jetha :Aaj Ke bad main Babitaji Se Rakhi Nadi Bandhvaunga Daya...😛

Daya : To kaun Bandhega,Aapki to koi behen bhi nahi hai.

Jetha : To Tu Bandh dena...!!

Daya : He Maa...Mataji 😆😆😆

Daya: Badam khane se dimag tej hota hai. Jetha: ni hota
Daya: acha, ye bataiye ke 1 killo me kitne amrod hote hai?
Jetha: Are mujhe ni pata? Daya ne jetha ko badam khilaya
phir boli ab batiye ke 1 darjan me kitne anday hote hai?
Jetha: huh 12 anday. Daya: dheka dheka badam ka kamaal,
ab bataiye tej hota hai dimag badam se ya ni :-)