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Another req OS by one my best well wisher/adviser.
Sit down, i don't want ki aapki bed toote!
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it is her first time she is coming to Mumbai, from Rajastan. Her flight landed and she comes out of the air-poart.
'' iss baar bhi bhaya khud nahi aaye.. Jaisa wahan the waise hi yaha!.'' she muttered under her breath.
Then her eyes fell on a tall strong man.
'' oh ho, toh isko bheja hai bhai ne..'' she looked at the guy.
'' aap arjun sir ki behen hai na!!-'' the man asked.
'' chotu, right..''- size dekh ke toh lagta nahi.. She asked him confusingly.
Haan mai hi hoon bada sa chottu..
He said. And both laughed.
At the same time shree reached there, and said hii..
She answered hii specky!!
Mujhe specky mat bulana ..kitni baar kaha hai, aur tum ho ke..huh..
Naraz kyun hote ho specky, ab toh laptop se romance karna chodo, agar tumhara hard disk bigad gaya toh koi software kaam nahi dega...
She said and laughed.
Shree glared at her.
Tum na bas karo okay!! Khud kitni boyfriends change karte rahate ho koi thikana nahi..
'' lgta hai jaise kara refresh ki advertise kar rahi ho..'' ek se mann bhar gaya toh dushre se restart. Shree mocked at her.
'' arre hum toh hain hi aise, tumhe kya laga, mai itni bewokuff hun ki inhe apne bhai ka paisa barbad karne deti.. Kuch samjhe ya samjhaun..
She winked at him.
'' jaise tum ladke kisi ek ladki ke saath nahi rah sakte waise!
'' tumhe toh fark hi nahi pata , girlfriend aur wife mai...tum ladkiyan kitni type ki ho!!- he said.
'' achha, batao kya farak hai.'' she asked him.
'' suno, girlfriend is like good night. , man mai tajgi bhar de..
Aur wife is like All out, dhund dhund ke mare. -he concluded tht.
She made a puppy face.
He glanced at her.
'' tum kyun muh phula ke baithi ho, tum thodi ghar ki murgi ho!!- he said. '' - tum kisi pizza hutt se kam nahi.. He again winked at her.
'' accha tum mujh se flirting kar rahe ho.. Bhai ko bol dungi..''-shre threatened shree.
'' achha, tumhare bhaya jo ghar ki murgi ko chod ke bahar KFC mai intrested hai uska kya??'' he asked her naughtly.
'' mujhe nahi pata tha bahi ka taste itna improve ho gaya hai.. Bt bhabi, unhe pata hai..- she asked him very worriedly.
No , no aisa kuch nahi mai mai toh mazak kar raha tha..
Shree stated.
Chotu was the silet viewer of this fight and he stopped both of them.
Soon they reached in the offie and riya was there waiting for her nanand..
She saw her and rans towards her and hugged her.
'' bhabi, i missed you a lot..'' she stated .
Maine bhi bahaut miss kiya tumhe. She said hugging her. Then comes her great brother.
She also rans towards him and hugged him.
He also hugged her.
Arjun- tumhe aane koi paresani toh nahi hui na!!
He asked her.
'' no bahaya, arjun rawte ki behen Sakshi ko kaise koi paresani ho sakti hai.- she said.
'' so bhai, aaj aapko KFC Mai kafi interest hai right!..
''khu..ukhuu. Shree coughed.
Arjun looked at shree.
Arjun- kya matlab?
Sakshi- shree ne bataya, aaj kal aapko ghar ki murgi dal barabar lagti hai toh aap KFC mai jada interested hai..poor bhabi..
Riya glared at arjun and then at shree.
Arjun - what? Maine kuch nahi kiya!!
Shree- sir uss din toh aap khud hi keh rahe the.. Aur software exchange ki baat bhi kahi thi..
Arjun again glared at shree.
Arjun- uss din riya ne butter chicken banaya tha. Aur utna jada achha nahi laga iss liye maine kaha..aur tum..
Riya heard this..
What?c achha nahi laga..
Tabhi mai sochu, adhre se jada chicken doggis ke paas kaise..
Arjun- baby mai toh wo..
Riya- tum toh wo kya??
Arjun- arre doggies ka bhi kabhi kabhi mann karta hai ki nahi..
Unke bechare bhai hot dog ban jate hain, aur wo bechare butter chicken bhi nahi kha sakte..
Riya- fine iss baar jab banaungi toh, kutte ke saath hi khila dungi..
Sakshi heard enough jhagda of her bhai-bhabi.
She shouted, '' stopp ittt!!''.
She goes towards shree.
'' arjun bahi, pehele iss specky ki memory card badlo, sahi data restore hi nahi hota kabi..
Tabhi toh mai sochu, liza tumhare blutooth connection ke bawjood bhi tumse connect kyun nahi ho pati hai..
Eeryone looked at her .
'' par sakshi, ye toh tum keh rahi thi na, ''
sakshi- dekha, phir recording ka problem.
Record kuch karte ho aur display kuch aur hota hai!!
His head started spinning and he asked!!
''sir aapki is behen ko kya naam doon!!
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My lovely readers..
Do tell me how is this!??
Thanks lakshana for this idea..
All the chappals and tamaters are allowed.
No ande plz🤣
pms to my buddies..
Do rofl! And enjoy..
One of crazy stuff of mine..
Sit down, i don't want ki aapki bed toote!
--------------------------------
it is her first time she is coming to Mumbai, from Rajastan. Her flight landed and she comes out of the air-poart.
'' iss baar bhi bhaya khud nahi aaye.. Jaisa wahan the waise hi yaha!.'' she muttered under her breath.
Then her eyes fell on a tall strong man.
'' oh ho, toh isko bheja hai bhai ne..'' she looked at the guy.
'' aap arjun sir ki behen hai na!!-'' the man asked.
'' chotu, right..''- size dekh ke toh lagta nahi.. She asked him confusingly.
Haan mai hi hoon bada sa chottu..
He said. And both laughed.
At the same time shree reached there, and said hii..
She answered hii specky!!
Mujhe specky mat bulana ..kitni baar kaha hai, aur tum ho ke..huh..
Naraz kyun hote ho specky, ab toh laptop se romance karna chodo, agar tumhara hard disk bigad gaya toh koi software kaam nahi dega...
She said and laughed.
Shree glared at her.
Tum na bas karo okay!! Khud kitni boyfriends change karte rahate ho koi thikana nahi..
'' lgta hai jaise kara refresh ki advertise kar rahi ho..'' ek se mann bhar gaya toh dushre se restart. Shree mocked at her.
'' arre hum toh hain hi aise, tumhe kya laga, mai itni bewokuff hun ki inhe apne bhai ka paisa barbad karne deti.. Kuch samjhe ya samjhaun..
She winked at him.
'' jaise tum ladke kisi ek ladki ke saath nahi rah sakte waise!
'' tumhe toh fark hi nahi pata , girlfriend aur wife mai...tum ladkiyan kitni type ki ho!!- he said.
'' achha, batao kya farak hai.'' she asked him.
'' suno, girlfriend is like good night. , man mai tajgi bhar de..
Aur wife is like All out, dhund dhund ke mare. -he concluded tht.
She made a puppy face.
He glanced at her.
'' tum kyun muh phula ke baithi ho, tum thodi ghar ki murgi ho!!- he said. '' - tum kisi pizza hutt se kam nahi.. He again winked at her.
'' accha tum mujh se flirting kar rahe ho.. Bhai ko bol dungi..''-shre threatened shree.
'' achha, tumhare bhaya jo ghar ki murgi ko chod ke bahar KFC mai intrested hai uska kya??'' he asked her naughtly.
'' mujhe nahi pata tha bahi ka taste itna improve ho gaya hai.. Bt bhabi, unhe pata hai..- she asked him very worriedly.
No , no aisa kuch nahi mai mai toh mazak kar raha tha..
Shree stated.
Chotu was the silet viewer of this fight and he stopped both of them.
Soon they reached in the offie and riya was there waiting for her nanand..
She saw her and rans towards her and hugged her.
'' bhabi, i missed you a lot..'' she stated .
Maine bhi bahaut miss kiya tumhe. She said hugging her. Then comes her great brother.
She also rans towards him and hugged him.
He also hugged her.
Arjun- tumhe aane koi paresani toh nahi hui na!!
He asked her.
'' no bahaya, arjun rawte ki behen Sakshi ko kaise koi paresani ho sakti hai.- she said.
'' so bhai, aaj aapko KFC Mai kafi interest hai right!..
''khu..ukhuu. Shree coughed.
Arjun looked at shree.
Arjun- kya matlab?
Sakshi- shree ne bataya, aaj kal aapko ghar ki murgi dal barabar lagti hai toh aap KFC mai jada interested hai..poor bhabi..
Riya glared at arjun and then at shree.
Arjun - what? Maine kuch nahi kiya!!
Shree- sir uss din toh aap khud hi keh rahe the.. Aur software exchange ki baat bhi kahi thi..
Arjun again glared at shree.
Arjun- uss din riya ne butter chicken banaya tha. Aur utna jada achha nahi laga iss liye maine kaha..aur tum..
Riya heard this..
What?c achha nahi laga..
Tabhi mai sochu, adhre se jada chicken doggis ke paas kaise..
Arjun- baby mai toh wo..
Riya- tum toh wo kya??
Arjun- arre doggies ka bhi kabhi kabhi mann karta hai ki nahi..
Unke bechare bhai hot dog ban jate hain, aur wo bechare butter chicken bhi nahi kha sakte..
Riya- fine iss baar jab banaungi toh, kutte ke saath hi khila dungi..
Sakshi heard enough jhagda of her bhai-bhabi.
She shouted, '' stopp ittt!!''.
She goes towards shree.
'' arjun bahi, pehele iss specky ki memory card badlo, sahi data restore hi nahi hota kabi..
Tabhi toh mai sochu, liza tumhare blutooth connection ke bawjood bhi tumse connect kyun nahi ho pati hai..
Eeryone looked at her .
'' par sakshi, ye toh tum keh rahi thi na, ''
sakshi- dekha, phir recording ka problem.
Record kuch karte ho aur display kuch aur hota hai!!
His head started spinning and he asked!!
''sir aapki is behen ko kya naam doon!!
--------------------
My lovely readers..
Do tell me how is this!??
Thanks lakshana for this idea..
All the chappals and tamaters are allowed.
No ande plz🤣
pms to my buddies..
Do rofl! And enjoy..
One of crazy stuff of mine..
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