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Note : guys iss story me anshul, arjun and sameer hai...but unke opposite show ki koi bhi girl nhi hai...
3 best friends anshual, sameer and arjun...
3 best friends annu, piya aur shona(soumya)
Sameer rathore aur piya Bhai - behan
Anshul aur annu Bhai Behan
Shona aur Arjun Bhai Behan (sorry shona tumjhe arjun ki behan banane k liye)
college ka principal teeno boys ko bulata hai
princi : tum teeno mere fav student ho...pta hai kyun???
Sameer murmuring : pakka ise humse koi kaam hoga..tabhi tariff kr rha hai...(arjun sam ko chup rehne ka ishara krta hai)
Arjun : aap bataiye na...
Princi : kyunki tum teeno best ho...anshul ki writing skills superb hai...wo kuch bhi likhega hit hoga
Anshul : thank u sir
Princi : aur sameer...tum...tum jab gaate to...girls dil tham leti hai..
SAmeer : thank u sir
Sameer murmuring : ye tariff kr rha hai ya taane marr rha hai..(princi continue)
Princi : aur arjun...tumhare acting skills..tum khud bhi acchi acting krte ho...aur I know tum dusro ko bhi sikha skte ho
(now boys frustrated)
Anshul : sir pls bataiye aapko koi kam hai..kya jo ap hume bula kr hamari tariff kr rhe hai
Princi : good question...college k taraf se youth festival me drama jaana hai...but sirf 15 din bacche hai..hume youth festival se trophy jitni hi hogi
boys : what???? only 15 din...
Anshul : not possible sir...play ki script sochni padegi likhni padegi...15 din me kaise hoga
Sameer : anshul is right sir..arre play jb tak ready nhi hoga..to BG sochna impossible
Princi : BG sochna nhi hai ye musical play hona chahiye
Sameer: what????? matlab k female singer bhi chahiye hogi..(princi haan me sar hilata hai..)
sameer : not possible...ab female singer kahan se layenge...
Arjun : aur hamare college me koi ladki acting me interested nhi hai...wo acting k naam pr bs chipakti hai...aisi situation me main kisi se sath wo bhi musical play me to bilkul kam nhi karunga...
Princi : arre yaar..main college ka princi hu...thodi to izzat kr lo meri...
Anshul : hum kehna nhi chahte..pr sir 15 din bahut kam hai
Princi : yaar main na bhul gya tha letter to 2 months pehle aaya tha..student strike me main bhul gya...ab agar hamare college se play nhi gya..to college ki naak kat jayegi..college ki izzat ka swal hai
Arjun : pr sir
Princi : par war kuch nhi..this is my order..aur tumhe jitne assistant chahiye college se le lo...koi bhi ladka ya ladki...agar koi mana kre..to use bol dena k ya to tumhara sath de ya resticate ho jaye...ab mujhe kuch nhi sun na jao..15 din bache hai
teeno princi k room se nikal kr college ki stairs pr baithe hai...
Anshul : yaar..ye kya baat huyi...15 din me play likhna hai
sameer : galt...musical play likhna hai..
arjun : aur rehersal krke youth festival k liye bhejna hai pr ye hoga kaise...(teeno soch me dube hai...tabhi girls apni class attend krke unhi stairs se niche aa rhi hoti hai..boys ko dekh kr)
somu: inhe kya hua...
annu : baapu ji k teen bander itne udas kaise hai
Piya : lgta hai inn pr abhi thodi derr pehle bijli giri hai...(teeno hasti hai...aur boys k pass jati hai..aur apne apne bhai k aankhon k aage...hath hilati hai..)
Piya : kya hua...itne pareshan...kisi ladki se pit kr baithe ho kya??? (girls laugh)
arjun : pitne k liye tum hi kafi ho bahar se bulane ki zarurat nhi hai
Somu : itna gussa...kya baat hai...teacher ne daanta waata hai kya
Annu : arre inhe kiska darr...princi k fav student jo hai...koi inhe kuch keh skta hai kya
Sameer : ussi ki saza bhugat rhe hai
Girls : matlab??????
boys : kuch nhi...
Annu to anshul : ghar wapas aana hai naa...ya inn logo k sath hi rehna hai..ghar me tumhari shikayat lga dungi...sach sach batao kya baat hai
Sameer : huh...maa ki dhamki...
Somu : main bhi de skti hu meri acchai ka fyda mat uthao
Piya : cool main alag se du...ya meri dhamki ko issi me include samjhoge
(boys k pass koi option nhi hai...they know k unki behano ko pta hai k wo college me kya kya gul khilate hai..so wo sari baat girls ko batate hai..sari baat sun ne k baad)
Annu : le itni si baat...mere bhai ki help to main kr skti hu
Anshul : wo kaise...
Annu : hamari somu hai na...accha likhti hai...tum ise apna assitant rakhoge to sikh bhi jayegi...(somu sunkar shocked ho jati hai wo annu ko ek side me lekar jati hai)
Somu : ye kya bol rhi ho tum...tumhara dimag kharab hai kya
Annu : arre darr mat mera bhai hai...I know...teri jaan nikalti hai uss se baat bhi krne me..aur ye bhi pta hai...k tu uss pr solid wala marti hai...iss se accha mauka nhi milega..pta le mere bhai ko...aur agar tune zyda naa nukr ki naa to main bhai ko sab kuch bta dungi
Somu : pls tu meri best friend hai naa..to tu mere sath aisa kaise kr skti hai
Annu : main kuch bhi kr skti hu..u never know..(annu boys k pass aati hai.)
Annu : somu ko koi problem nhi hai...wo bhai ko assist kregi...to kab kaam shuru karoge...
Sameer : tumhe badi jaldi hai...huh abhi aur bhi bahut kuch baki hai...actress chahiye...play k liye
Somu : le...itni si baat...drama queen..khadi hai tumhare saamne..hamari piya...
piya : haan drama queen hu...kab mana kia...but play me participate karungi bhul jao...(piya wahaan se jane lgti hai..)
Sam to Arjun : abe jaa mana le...saale tere dono kaam ho jayenge
Arjun : dono kaam?????
Sam : ek to tere play me teri dream girl ko tere opposite role milega...aur dusra at least play k bahane hi sahi use dil ki baat bta payenge..wrna mujhe to tujh pr dikkar hai...mera dost hokar ladki ko purpose krne se darta hai...
Arjun : tujhe koi problem nhi hai wo teri behan hai
Sam : saale unknown kamine se accha hota hai known kameena...isliye tujhe bol rha hu...ab jayega...wo waise bhi sach me drama queen hai...
arjun : jaa rha hu main...(arjun piya k pass jata hai..)
Arjun : piya listen to me yaar...request kr rha hu...haan kr do...wrna mera pta nhi kya hoga...
Piya : tumhara kya hoga????? matlab??????? play to college ka hai naa
Arjun : yaar ek baat btao...tumhe mujhse koi problem hai...main to kitna cute sweet aur accha hu..(piya arjun ko uper se niche tak dekhti hai)
Piya : tum...cute sweet aur acche..itni sari galatfehmi kaise ho gyi tumhe apne bare me...
Arjun : okay main nhi hu tum to ho..kitni cute, sweet aur acchi bi...pls pls help kr do..wrna college ka naam kharab ho jayega...(piya kuch soch kr)
Piya : ok thik hai...but ye main college k liye kr rhi hu...
Arjun : haan meri maa..pta hai mujhe
Piya in anger: main tumhari maa nhi hu...
Arjun : okay galti ho gyi...but pls tum mana mat krna...(arjun aur piya wapas aate hai...unhe dekh kr)
Sam : matlab tera kaam bhi ban gya...mujhe to lg rha hai mujhe hi male aur female voice me gaana padega
Annu : good hai...play barbaad krne k liye ek hi ki awaz kafi hai...huh...college me itni sari girls hai koi to accha gati hogi
Sam : agar audition lunga naa..to 15 din yu hi nikal jayenge...
Annu : huh...jo marzi aaye karo..waise bhi tumhare pass time hai...dhund lena koi female singer
Anshul : bas karo yaar kitna ladte ho tum log...thoda to saans le lo...aur haan aaj se hi kaam shuru krenge...
Somu : pr kahaan...mera matlab hai college me to itna time milega nhi..to kiske ghar pr
Annu whishper in somu ear : tujhe badi jaldi hai...*wink* chal tera kaam asan krti hu
Annu : hamare ghar me start krenge..main btati hu..naa... dekho anshul aur somu scene discuss krke likhenge...then arjun aur piya rehersal karenge..aur Mr. damn it sam...ye BG music sochega...
Sam : main nhi aauga
Annu : accha hai...jhagde thode kam honge...
Sam : haan tum to chahti ho...k main naa aau...an to main zarur aaunga..aur tum ghar me kya karogi...hum sab ki seva krna...khane pine ka intzam krna
Annu with fake smile : haan haan sure..aur tumhari chai me zehar mila dungi
Sam : main chai peeta hi nhi...to mujhe marne ki sazish tumhari kamyab nhi hogi
Arjun : enough guys...ladna band karo...
Piya : chalo girls ye boys to princi k fav hai...but hume to classes attend krni padegi...
(girls class me chali jati hai...aur sam ki problem as it is hai..)
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evening me annu k ghar pr door bell bajti hai annu door open krti hai somu hoti hai
Somu :thank god..tumne door open kia...tumhara bhai kahaan hai
Annu :aaye haaye..kya baat hai..bhai se milne ki jaldi
Somu : jaldi nhi..mujhe naa solid wala darr lg rha hai
Annu : wo mera bhai hai vampire nhi
tabhi piya bhi aa jati hai
Piya : kya hua...tum dono darwaje pr
Annu : dekh naa piya..iss somu ko kitna darr lg rha hai
PIya : abhi iska darr khatam kr dete hai...main naa anshul ko sab bta deti hu...k ye somu na chup chup kr tumhari windows shopping krti hai...
Piya shouting : anshul anshul...(enter in the house)
somu requesting : piya sun na..aur mere itna acche hone ka fyda mat utha...wrna mujhe bhi pta hai..k tu jaan bujh kr mere bhai se jhagda krti hai..taki tujhe uss se baat krne ka mauka mil jaye
annu : ho gya tum dono ka...ek dusre k raaz raaz hi rehne do...wrna dono ki poll khol dungi main..(Anshul enter hota hai hall me)
Anshul : kaun kiski poll khol rha hai...mujhe bhi btao...(girls shocked)
Piya to anshul : main soch rhi hu k main tumhari poll khol du...
Anshul : huh..meri koi poll nhi hai..(sam main door se enter hota hai..)
Sam : poll sabki hoti hai...to teri bhi hai saale
Anshul to sam : tera koi kaam nhi hai...tu yahaan kya kr rha hai...jake female singer dhund
Annu : free ka nashta udane aaya hoga...
Sam to annu : huh..jitna ye ghar tumhara hai naa utna anshul ka bhi hai...to main apne dost k ghar jaaya hu
Anshul : pr mere bhai jab tak female singer nhi milegi...to kaise chalega...ab ghar baithe baithe..to female singer milne se rahi
Sam : wo tum log socho...main to ain time pr mana kr dunga..k maine koshish ki thi...pr koi acchi singer nhi mili..simple
Annu : kamchor...
Sam : tumse to kam hu
Annu : mere ghar me khade hokar mujhe hi kamchor bol rhe ho
Sam : agar kamchor nhi ho...to jao aur hum sabke liye coffee banao...(annu kuch aur reply kre uss se pehle)
Piya : haan chal naa annu...mujhe bhi pani peena hai...(girls kitchen me jaati hai..)
Piya : yaar ye arjun kahaan reh gya abhi tak nhi aaya
Annu : aa jayega
Somu : aahaan..mere bhai ki badi yaad aa rhi hai tujhe...kya baat hai
Piya : huh...tujhe sach me nhi pta kya baat hai...ya tu ban rhi hai...
Annu to piya : oh ho..tu gussa kyun ho rhi hai...mazak kr rhi hai wo...
Piya : yaar mere bhai ka kya hoga...use female singer nhi mili to
Annu : huh...accha hoga..agar nhi mili to..wo princi ki nazaro se gir jayega...achcha hgoa uske liye
Somu : how mean..yaar...tu aisa kaise soch skti hai..wo piya ka bhai hai
Annu : haan to...kya karu..aur meri acchai ka fyda mat uthao tum log bhi
Piya raise her eyebrow...
Piya : tum aur acchi...itni sari galtfehmi
Annu : huh...yaad hai fresher day pr...jis ladki se song gaana tha...wo kitna ghabra gyi thi...(abhi annu sentence complete hi nhi kr payi hai)
Piya : damn it!!!(apne bhai k style me) yaar kaise bhul gye..bhai ki problem to sabse pehle solve ho skti thi..
Annu : pr abhi to nhi ho skti...kyunki kuch bhi ho jaye main help nhi karungi...
somu : tu sach me sam se naraaz hai...
Annu : tumhe kya lgta hai...
Piya : lgta hai bhai ko fir se uske style me don't angry with me bolna padega..*wink*...
(tabhi hall me arjun enter krta hai..)
Sam : saale kahaan reh gya tha
arj : yar ek singer ka pta chala hai...tera kaam ban jaye syad...pr tujhe hi use manana padega
Sam : ye ladki manane ka kaam nhi hota..mujhse
Arj wishpers in sam ear : saale agar wo nhi mani...to tu sidhe haridwar chale jaana
Sam : aisi kaun si ladki hai...
(kitchen me girls)
Annu :lo ab to singer bhi mil gyi...huh...(girls hall me aati hai..annu sam ko chod kr sabko coffee deti hai..)
sam : yaar meri coffee kahan hai
Annu : fek di...
Sam : to banai kyun thi
Annu : meri marzi maine banai thi aur maine hi fek di...(annu ki coffee table pr padi hai rathore utha kr use peena shuru kr deta hai..)
Annu : ye kya kia..meri jhuti thi
Sam : jhuta khane se pyar badhta hai *wink*
Annu : very funny..huh..(annu uth kr jaane lgti hai..)
Sam : annu...(annu palat kr dekhti hai)
Annu : haan
Sam : don't angry with me dear...(annu smiles)
Annu : tumhe pta hai to tum iss baat ka solid fyda uthate ho...k tumse ye dialogue sun k main naraz nhi reh skti
SAm : okay to ab haan bol do
Annu : kis baat k liye???????
Sam : yaar mere dimag se nikal gya tha k tum bhi to accha gati ho...pls han bol do...
Anshul : dekh annu jitna nakre karegi..utna kam whqt bachega..to sidhe sidhe haan bol...
Arjun : arre iski himmat k ye sam ko mana kare...huh...jhute jhute ladte hai dono...college k bahar dono chup chup kr milte hai...(piya and somu cough)
Piya : haye ram mere bhai ka affair meri best friend k sath...aur mujhe pta hi nhi hai...
Sam : huh meri poll khol di...tujhe pta hai naa meri behan kaisi hai..ye ghar me bta degi...ab teri bari hai...tu kaun sa kam hai...meri hi behan ko patane ki firaq me rehta hai... aur wo kya hai naa k meri behan drama queen hai...to jaan nikalti hai uske aage bolne se...
Somu : arjun bhi ??????
Anshul :arjun bhi se matlab
Annu : piya bhi...to arjun se jaan bujh kr pange leti hai...taki arjun ki window shoping kr skte..aur arjun se baat kr ske...
Anshul : cool matlab mere dono best friends k pass gf hai...aur main to writer hu naa...to mere pass to ladki aane se rhi...huh...saalo kamino...durr ho jao meri nazaro se
annu wishpers in piya ear : yaar hum dono ki poll khul gyi...aur somu ki bach jaye...ye to acchi baat nhi hai...
Piya : bilkul acchi baat nhi hai...ladka bhi samane hai...ladki hi saamne hai..to baat pakki karwa de...kya khayal hai
annu : bahut hi accha khayal hai
PIya : anshul...tumhe koi ladki psnd hai...kya...
Sam : psnd hai???? ye to ladki pr marta hai...but writer hai naa..to llikh skta hai...bolne me jaan nikalti hai iski
Piya to annu dhere se : le somu ki kahani shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho gyi...
sam : ye anshul kamine k pyar naa library wala hai...sala library me window shopping krta hai...
Annu to piya dhere se : tabhi hamari somu library me rehti hai mostly
Arjun : accha...fir to ho skta hai baat aage bhi badh gyi ho...ise kaun mana karegi...ab libarary me kya hota hai hum thodi dekhne jaate hai
Anshul : aisa kuch nhi hai..tum logo ko galat fehmi hai
sam : ho skta hai..table k niche se hath pakdane se lekar...bookself k piche gale milne tak kahani pahuch gyi ho...
Somu : aisa kuch nhi hua...hum log bs library me sath me baith kr padhte hai...(everyone shocked..k anshul jis girl k piche library jata hai wo somu hi hai..and somu reaction ye maine kya keh dia..)
Arjun : meri behan ko ye writer hi psnd aaya hai,,,,kya kya sapne dekhe the maine apni behan k liye
Arjun to anshul : kamine..tujhe meri hi behan mili thi
Sam to arjun : sale tujhe bhi to meri hi behan mili thi kya
Arjun : tu mera sala hai main tera nhi ...sys
Anshul : bs karo yaar
Sam : tu to kuch bol hi mat...humne to bataya tune to chupaya...huh...aj se dosti khatam
Anshul : yaar ye koi baat nhi huyi
Arjun : yahi sari bat hai..aur main tujhe apni behan se milne bhi nhi dunga...bodyguard ban jaunga iska...sale
Anshul : ab to pta chal gya naa..to ab kya chahte ho
Piya and annu : confession...hamare saamne somu ko purpose karo
Anshul : bilkul nhi...main roz ise I luv u bolta hu...huh...apni saheli ko bolo aaj ye bolegi
(again everyone shocked)
Sam : tujhe I luv u bolna aata bhi hai...gunge...mujhe to lgta tha tere muh me zuban nhi hai isliye likhta hai...pr tu to hum sabse aage nikal gya..
Arjun : no problem dono bolo...kisi ko koi problem hai
Somu to arjun : tujhe sharm nhi ati..apni behan ko I luv u bulwa rha hai
Arjun : aur tujhe sharam nhi aati..k tu mere best friend ki gf hai..to jo bol rhe hai chup chap kr
(both anshul and somu had no option...baki charo wait kr rhe hai...thodi derr bad...)
Anshul : yaar ye sab mujhse nhi hoga
Sam : accha jaise roz bolta hai naa waise hi bol...no problem
somu : okay thik hai...
(anshul aur somu dono papers ki chit pr kuch likhte hai..aur ek dusre ko dete hai...)
Annu : ye kya tha???????
Somu : wo library me baat krna mana hota hai to aise hi bat krte hai...
(charo apne sar pr hath marte hai..k inka kuch nhi ho skta...but suddenly anshul kiss on somu cheek )
Anshul : I luv u...(somu blushed)
Annu : aaye haye...I am proud of u...bhai..u make my day...
Arjun : huh ..aur meri behan sharmili no 1 hai...reply to kr de uska
(Somu wahaan se jaane lgti hai..but annu aur piya uske raste me aa jate hai..aur piya jaan bujh kr somu ko anshul ki tarf dakka deti hai..somu anshul ki bahon me...eyelock)
Somu : thank u
Anshul : accha hota luv u to bolti ...
somu : luv u to...
(ab aage play ka kya hua...ye to mujhe bi nhi pta...but jo hona tha ho gya )
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