Shriza OS - Pyar ka Dushman

Guys this os only for fan...kisi ka dil dukhane ka koi irada nhi hai...hope u all like it

(Shree is full frustrated'rathore aur arjun use liza k sath time spend krne hi nhi dete hai'.use badi muskil se himmat krke liza ko purpose kia tha..aur liza ne haan bhi kr di thi'but uss din k baad se arjun aur rathore ki wajah se sare official time me shree aur liza ko bilkul bhi sath rehne ka whqt nhi mil pta'.arjun aur rathore shree ko aisa kaam dete hai k wo liza k sath time hi spend nhi kr pta'.jis wajah se shree irritate bhi hai aur gussa hai apne dono boss se'but wo kuch kr nhi skta'.It's fresh morning)

Shree in  mind : aaj to kuch bhi ho jaye'main case me sara din liza k sath hi rehne wala hu'.chahe koi kuch bhi kahe'(Shree enters in the conference room'new case is waiting for entire team)

Rathore : team new case aaya hai'.ek flat me ek lady ka murder hua hai'case high profile hai jaldi solve krna hoga..to hum teams me kaam krenge'taki time save ho

Arjun : hummm..main shree aur sakshi'.uss lady k husband se milne jate hai'.jo iss whqt apne dusre ghar me hai

Rathore : okay'chotu, liza aur aisha k sath main crime scene pr jaata hu

Shree in mind : aaj to kuch bhi ho jaye'main liza k sath hi crime scene pr jaunga'..

Shree to Rathore : sir main aata hu naa apke sath'syad aapko meri zarurat pad jaye

Rathore : nhi shree..tum rawte k sath jao'agar tumhari koi zarurat huyi to hum call kr lenge..

Shree : but sir'

Arjun : teams decide ho chuki hai shree'.time waste krne ki koi zarurat nhi hai chalo'abhi to case ki investigation shuru bhi nhi ki hai'

Shree in anger : main to aaj liza k sath hi jaunga..kuch bhi ho jaye'.pta hai aap sabko kitne muskilo se pataya hai maine liza ko'aur jis din se liza ne haan ki hai'pta nhi kahaan se Arjun sir aur rathore sir ko to jaise pta hi chal gya ho'..hume baat tak krne ka mauka nhi dete'Mere Pyar k dushman hai dono'Main jaa rha hu'(itna keh kr shree gusse se..conference room se bahar chala jata hai)

Rathore : stange..isse kya hua'humne kya kia hai'aur ye aur liza ek team me rahenge to inka case hume hi solve krna padega..

Arjun : pyar me pgal hai wo uska kuch nhi ho skta'..hum to apna kaam kre.

Rathore : you are right rawte..chalo hum log chalte hai'.(Team ETF se nikalti hai'to bahar dekhti hai k shree..parking area me baccho k sath baitha hai'iss look me)

Child to shree : ye log kaun hai

Shree : sab mere pyar k dushman hai'..(ek baccha uske kaan me kuch kehta hai..aur team shree ko chod kr apni SUV's ki taraf badhti hai..shree start singing'team ruk jati hai aur shree ko plat kr dekhti hai)

Ho frontier pe tere, aaya hai jawaan
Doorbeen se taake woh apna nishaan

(shree ek dum Imran khan k style me khda hoke ye lines gaata hai'.)

O.. Tayyab, tell me, tell me, how? how?
Tayyab, tell me, tell me, how? how?
Ho Ladki teri Taj Mahal si hum kare wow wow
(Rathore aur arjun sath me khade hai'shree piche se jaake un dono k bich me khada ho jata hai'aur dono k shoulders pr hath rakhta hai'dono uske ek gusse wali nazar se dekhte hai'.to wo dono k shoulders se hath hta leta hai'.)

 

Kyun hone na de, ban.ne na de
Salma ko dulhan
(shree liza k pass jata hai aur ko side se gale lgta hai'aur liza bhi use cute hi smile deti hai'jis se shree ko aur badhwa milta hai..)

Tayyab Ali pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere yaar ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay (x2)
(shree ek dum rishi kapoor style me signature step krta hai'iss song ka'wo bhi bacho k sath..aur ye dono lines rathore aur arjun ko dedicate krte huye krta hai..)

Ladka aur Ladki raazi
Phir bhi naa maane Qazi
Ye zidd na chhodein
Ye dil ko todein
(Shree liza k pass aata hai..aur uska hath apne hath me leta hai'usko aisa krte dekh arjun use ek solid gusse wali look deta hai'aur step me request krta hai'k use aur liza ko ek team me rakhe'then rathore use gusse me dekhta hai..)

Kyun hone naa de, ban.ne naa de
Salma ko dulhan
(rathore ki look dekh kr shree muh latka kr baccho k pass aa jata hai'.)

Tayyab Ali pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere yaar ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay
(but bacche use boost up krte hai'to ek bar fir wo wahi signature step krta hai'baccho k sath mil kr..aur arjun aur rathore ko dedicate krta hai..)

Purana chaawal tu - haay haay
Nayi biryani hum - haay haay haay
Middle mein dekho kaise murgi phadphadati hai

(shree ye 1^st line rathore ko dedicate krta hai..aur rathore k pass aakar ye line bolta hai..then second line khud ki tariff me bolta  hai..and 3^rd line bolte huye wo liza ki taraf badhta hai'pr bich me arjun aa jata hai..)

Tera toh ho gaya - haay haay
Hum se kyun jalta hai - haay haay haay
Humko maloom teri Fiat kahaan jaati hai

(Shee 1^st line arjun aur sakshi ko dedicate krte huye bolta hai'he know k arjun aur sakshi k bich me kuch chal rha hai'.2^nd line me wo khud ko aur liza jo dusri taraf khadi hai'uski taraf ishara krte huye bolta hai'3^rd line me wo arjun ko kirane me lejate huye bolta hai..)

Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow
(Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow)
Kisi ko pata chala toh B O W bow bow
(only shree ko confirmed hai arjun aur sakshi k bich me kuch chal rha hai'.wo wink krke arjun ko ishara krta hai k wo bta bhi skta hai sabko'.but arjun use uske collar se pakad leta hai..)

Kyun hone na de, Ban.ne na de
Salma ko dulhan
(Shree fatafat se arjun se khud ko chuda kr bhagta hai'aur ye lines shikayat k laheje me bolta hai..)

Tayyab Ali pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere yaar ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay
(shree baccho k sath jaa kr ped k niche baith jata hai..aur apna forehead hit krte huye ye lines gaata hai..)

Haaye nigaahein tadpofy (haaye haaye)
Hai armaan bhadkofy
Beautiful baby teri
Apne parlour aane de
Jawaani dekho fly (haaye haaye)
Hai kab se hum toh try
Family mein do couple ko tu jaane de
(1^st two lines me Shree ko aisa krte dekh liza disturb ho jati hai'but wo kuch kr nhi skti'shree ki nazar liza pr padti hai..there is eyelock for some second'3^rd  and 4^th line  me shree ek mast si walk krte huye liza k pass jaane ki try krta hai'.but iss bar uske raste me chotu aata hai'aur shree to chotu se darta hi nhi hai'to last ki three lines wo chotu se hi request krta hai k use liza k pass jaane de'.but chotu to chotu hai apne seniors ki insult kaise sahi'..to raste me diwar banke khada hai'use aisa dekh kr shree gussa ho jata hai..)

Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now
(Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now)
Dilon ko mila de ab toh N.O.W. now now
(But shree ko pta hai chotu hi uski help kr skta hai'to wo chotu se request type kr rha hai..'k wo hi uski kuch help kare..aur use aur liza ko mila de'.but chotu naa me sar hila deta hai..)

Kyun hone na de, Ban.ne na de
Salma ko dulhan
Tayyab Ali pyar ka dushman haay haay
Mere yaar ka dushman haay-haay haay-haay

(shree chotu ko gusse wali look deta hai..aur 1^st 2 lines me chotu se shikayat type step kr rha hai'k wo bhi mila hua hai..aur baki ki 2 lines wo puri team ko dedicate krte huye baccho k sath signature step krta hai')

(now  team puri gusse me hai'specially arjun aur rathore'.dono shree k pass jate hai jo baccho k sath abhi bhi dance kr rha hai'arjun shree ko uski shirt k coller se pakadta hai.. ye dekh kr bacche bhag jate hai'..)

Rathore : ETF ka mazak bana rakha hai tumne'(and rathore shree ko ek solid wala thappad marta hai'.aur shree apne bed se niche'..shree khud ko bed se niche dekh kr'sabse pehle side table se apne spects utha kr pehanta hai)

Shree to himself : thank god ye sapna tha'main aur aisi galti nhi nhi kabhi nhi'aur liza k sath agar time spend krna hoga to office time k bahar..but rathore aur arjun sir se panga nhi lunga'.(shree room clock me time dekhta hai..it's 5 AM)

Shree : subah ka sapna'ye to kabhi bhi sach ho skta hai'no never'main iss sapne ko bilkul sach nhi hone dunga'.(shree dobra so jata hai..pr time se uth kr'office k liye taiyar ho kar office k liye nikalta hai'aur raste me liza k ghar k bahar liza ka wait krta hai..thodi derr me liza apne ghar se bahar nikalti hai..)

Liza : kya baat hai specky sen'aaj time se pehle

Shree : ab time se pehle hi aaya karunga'taki hum thoda aur whqt sath bita sake

Liza : kya baat hai specky sen'romantic hone ki soch rhe ho *wink*

Shree : kuch bhi soch lo..wo tayyab ali'pyar k dushman jo office me baithe hai'

Liza : specky tumhe hua kya hai'kaun tayyab ali'aur kaun pyar ka dushman

Shree : chodo ye sab'chalo naa..chalte hai'mujhe mood kharab nhi krna hai subah suban

Liza : mujhe pta hai tumhara mood kaise sahi krna hai'(liza shree k face k pass apna face le jati hai aur shree k cheek pr kiss krti hai')

Shree : okay..not bad'Ms. Liza D'Cruz'apko to abhi se hamare bare me kafi kuch pta chal gya hai'but sirf itne se kaam nhi chalega'

Liza : ahaan specky sen'.kafi demanding ho gye ho'.but tum syad bhul rhe ho..k tumne mujhe nhi maine tumhe purpose kia tha'to jitna mil rha hai..usme khus raho'..tumhare chakker me rehti to kabhi naa mere dil ki feelings samjhte naa hi apne dil ki feelings batate'..ab chalo..wrna late ho jayenge office k liye

Shree with smile : as u wish mam..banda khidmat me hazir hai '..

(dono ETF office pahuchte hai'ek case already unka wait kr rha hai..office me liza aur shree alag alag enter hote hai..conference room me)

Rathore : team new case aaya hai'.ek flat me ek lady ka murder hua hai'case high profile hai jaldi solve krna hoga..to hum teams me kaam krenge'taki time save ho

Arjun : hummm..main shree aur sakshi'.uss lady k husband se milne jate hai'.jo iss whqt apne dusre ghar me hai

Rathore : okay'chotu, liza aur aisha k sath main crime scene pr jaata hu

(shree remembers aaj subah usne aisa hi dream dekha tha')

song link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOqPMgphc84

Edited by chulbuliannu - 10 years ago

Haha rofl 🤣
Cant stop my laughing 🤣
Pyaar mein logo ko kya kya karna padta hai
Poor shree
RR ne bichare is cute couple ko bhi nahi choda
Thank god sapna tha
Awsome!!!!

Originally posted by: princess2507

Haha rofl 🤣
Cant stop my laughing 🤣
Pyaar mein logo ko kya kya karna padta hai
Poor shree
RR ne bichare is cute couple ko bhi nahi choda
Thank god sapna tha
Awsome!!!!

hehehee nice bacxh gya pehle warning mil gyi

Originally posted by: ila_tanwar

hehehee nice bacxh gya pehle warning mil gyi

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Originally posted by: krutishah

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ha finally hasi rukne ka naam hi nahi le  rahi thi..

Great!!

Awesome...hilarious 😆
Thanks for the PM 😊 Edited by DesiiiDivaaa - 10 years ago

thanks a lot RJ🤗Edited by shona14 - 10 years ago