A Girl was standing near a window, niharofying(Staring) Moon & little little stars... her Lips curved in small smile... feeling cool breeze on her face... her eyes were shining... When moon hidden behind clouds she laughed and shook her head ,smiled widely then sighed and turned to leave and her eyes caught sight of a diary... A diary, mirror of Samrat's heart... he never let her touch his diary... He always says ,"Chashmish Zindgi ke kucch panno ko naa kholo to hi accha hai..." she sighed and went to bed sat there she knew no matter what her Samrat won't ever let her touch his diary.. Might be he didn't want to hurt her... she again stood up and went near table and touched his diary... she looked here and there... He was out of town for his basketball tournament still she was scared... She knew Samrat was caring, sweet, flirt, handsome, Casanova, Charming, Dilfek, funny, idiot, prankster, stubborn, lazy, A player... But once he said No then it's NO for ever... She never touched his diary after his statement "Do Not Touch My Diary" .. She never dared to... She could tolerate him but not Mr. Do-Not-Touch-My-Dairy... she never argued knowing Mr.i-am-Stubborn-and-do-not-mess-with-me... But today he was out of town because of his basketball tournament and Mrs. I-am-missing-my-husband-like-hell was alone at home... already talked to him 5 times that day.. But she was still missing him. So now she turned into Mrs. I-want-to-know-my-that-husband-at-any-Cost. So she opened his diary. And smiled seeing his smiling face Picture ... he was looking so small in that picture... and she once again fell in love with him.. His eyes were so captive and she drawn in his eyes as usual. Under that picture there was written ".:SaMrAt ShErGiLl:." And after that in big letters there was written his Wish "With your Ocean Eyes Heal Me Forever." She couldn't understand meaning of that sentence may be after reading his diary she would get .She turned page and read heading WARNINGS...
1) You dared to touch my diary??? Must say you have guts... Do you really think it's that easy to Ghusofy in my privacy??? You Dhapofy my diary So i know you must be Mr/Ms/Mrs.Chor-and-gonna-burn-in-heaven-till-eternity. because hell is for me *ANGRY*
2) After reading Angry and that too in CAPS if you dare to read it i BET you will Die in pool of your Vomit ...
Gunjan closed his diary. Gosh this man is so scary kaise kaise curses deta hai... She relaxed herself.. Relax Gunjan its Samrat Mr.i-will-say-or-do-on-my-way... Knowing him she again opened diary and read scary warnings.
3) Hmm you are still reading this diary i am sure you Don't like your own Life.. Please pray i won't catch you Red handed otherwise i am sure my hands will be red with colour of your RED BLOOD... bwaahhhaaa...
4) Whatever, you are succeeding in ghusofy my private lala-land. After reading my diary even you try to voice it i swear you will hear your voice last time.. i will cut your tongue and with tie it around your neck...
5) Last warning close this diary now and get lost yourself in gutter...
Gunjan laughed reading his warnings and turned next page. She started reading index.
Chapter 1: "Mr. I-am-awesome-and-I-know-it" (Childhood stories)
Chapter 2: "Mr. I-am-sinking-still-in-the air" (teenager stories)
Chapter 3:"Mr. I-have-seen-all-crimes-and-i-am-pure" (another side of Childhood)
Chapter 4: "Mr. my-Life-is-screwed-still-I-am-ME" (fighting with life stories)
Chapter 5: "Mr. I-am-pressure-cooker-and-I-can't help-me " (f**ked life stories)
Chapter 6: "Mr. I-am-Collecting-Broken-and-unsaid 'Words-and-relations" (relation stories)
Chapter 7: "Mr. Lost-all-Hopes-Still-hoping-for-something" (waiting for someone stories)
Chapter 8: "Mr.I-Got-treasure-of-my-life"(and then she came stories)
Chapter 9: "Mr. I-met-my-purple-Horizon" (Romantic stories)
Chapter 10: "Mr. I-am-awesome-and-I-know-it" (Not Chapter 1 its end of one phase.)
She heard her cell was ringing. 'Mr. My-only-Husband' calling. She closed his diary and picked phone.
With a very sweet voice she said, "Hello".
"CHASHMISHHH" he screamed on his top of voice. Gunjan rolled her eyes and replied "Samrat Chilla kyu rahe ho?" "Chashmish kabse door bell bajaa raha hu Open the door." As soon as these words left from his mouth she ran to open the door and shocked to see him at door. Samrat walked in and hugged her tightly. Gunjan was surprised seeing him at this time of night. She too found solace in his warm hug and hugged him tightly and automatically she closed her eyes to feel him. Finally Samrat broke the hug and smiled seeing his wife. Gunjan too smiled and suddenly asked him , "Samrat tum aa gaye? Itni jaldi? " Samrat took her to the hall and made her sat on sofa and sat beside her and held her tightly and said, "Chashmish wo actually..." he was finding words. Gunjan sensed his odd behaviour and asked him, "What did happen Samrat? You came home at this time of night and now fumbling with words kya hua hai?? Now you are scaring me." Samrat closed his eyes for a moment and looked in her eyes and said , "wo Chashmish I killed someone" "What?" that was the instant reaction of Gunjan. "Haa chashmish mein killer hu meine kissi k khoon kar diya.mere hath uske khoon se range huye hai Chashmish..ye dekho Chashmish.. mere hath meine usko maar diya Chashmish I committed sin Chashmish CRIME kiya meine... ab mujhe Jail hogi Chashmish. Jail OMG mujhe jail jaana hogaa... aur tum kyu ek criminal ke sath rahogi tum mujhe divorce de dogi aur mein waha jail me Chakki pissing and pissing aur tum apne ghar pe ussi Chakki ka aata thussing and thussing " he said and wiped his fake tears. Gunjan put her hand on his mouth to stop him and said, "Samrat kya bol rahe ho mujhe kuch samaj me nahi aa raha hai.khoon kiska khoon samrat.? Bina koi bakwas kiye mujhe batao."she sat on sofa and now sat beside him. "Wo meine macchar ko maar diya.. " "Kyaa??" her face was worth watching... and samrat laughed like hell.. "Chashmish tumhaara Chehra." He again laughed and gunjan too laughed with him and hit him on his shoulder and hugged him "Tum bhi naa dara diya tha mujhe." "what daraa diya tha ? You remember that day you stepped on cockroach by mistake and screamed and made me scared like hell then i killed that weird creature.tabhi mein Killer bann gaya tha Chashmish " Samrat again laughed. "Tum bhi naa Samrat weird creature wo nahi tum ho... No doubt." "Chashmish iska matlab ye hai kit um cockroach se bhi shadi kar sakti ho.." Gunjan broke the hug instantly"what? i am scared of cockroach samrat " "I know Chashmish but agar hum dono weird creature huye to jaise tum mujse shadi kar sakti ho usse bhi kar sakti ho naa.. i am sure jarur tumhe uske legs jyada lage honge issi liye usse chod kar mujse shadi karli aur mein bichara JAAL machli me phasss gaya. " and again make fun of her and laughed Gunjan went to room without saying anything.. Samrat went to main door and closed it. Then he went to his room and saw his wife was sleeping. Of course she was faking. He put his bags in cupboard and without changing or removing his shoes he went to bed and started to sing
"Machli meri rani hai jeevan uska Samrat hai fish bolo ge to darr jayegi gaana gaaoge to aapko maar jaayegi..." Gunjan sat on bed and shouted Samrat... Samrat hugged her. "Chill Chill mere bacche ki amma Chill.. mere ane wale bacche kya sochenge uski maa ke baare me..." "Samrat tum bhi naa ek No1 ke nautanki ho... aur remove your shoes samrat... and change your clothsss gooo..."
"Kyu Chashmish mujhe to lagga tumhe meri smell bahut pasand hai??" he asked naughtily and gunjan saw mischief in his eyes and she was shaking her head in No... and smiled shyly "Nooo Samrat" and soon he took her into long lip kiss.. ;)
ps: criticism allowed :P
INDEX
part 2 : Next Part
part 3: Next part
part 4: NEXT PART
part 5:NEXT PART
part 6:NEXT PART
part 7:NEXT
part 8 : NEXT
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