Bhabhi-Yeh...
Both the brothers bump into each other and batta falls down on the floor .
Bhabhi - Adi , lagi toh nahi ...?
Bhaiya - Are usse chodo , batte ko dekho ki woh ok hain ya nahi . Baate ko kuch ho gaya na toh doosra nahi milega . Adi ko kuch ho gaya toh doctor theek kar dega na .
Bhabhi-Mohit ...you are so mean . Haan ...
Aditya-Nahi bhabhi , bhaiya bilkul theek keh rahe hain . Yeh batta theek toh hain na (picking batta up and checking the batta ). Isse kuch ho jaata toh 40 kilometre door jaana padhta watchmen ke ghar isse laane . (Both adi's wife and bhabhi laugh on this )
Bhaiya - Adi , uski silbatte ki dukan nahi hain , uska ghar tha jismein ek hi silbatta tha jo hum log leke aa gaye hain .
Suhani-Par aap yeh sab laaye kyun hain ?
Bhabhi-Sunhani , tumhe yaad nahi hain ? Kal mummy ji ne kya kaha tha ? Is silbatte pe masala pisega aur is hasiya pe saag katega .
Suhani-Kya ?
Bhabhi-Haan ...
Bhaiya-The saag will be cut on the hasiya . Hasiya ki angreji bata bhai(to adi) .
Aditya-Hasiya yaani yeh (pointing towards hasiya ). Woh samajh gayi . (Suhani nodds in yes )
Bhaiya -And the spiced will be grinded on the silbatta . Silbatte ki bhi bata de angrezi(to adi ).
Suhani-Bhaiya main American nahi hoon , mujhe hindi aati hain . Par jab mixer grinder hain toh silgatte par ...
Aditya-Suhani , silgatta nahi silbatta . Ba...Ta .
Suhani-Haan , haan whatever , par silbatte par kyun karna ?
the scene changes ...and shifts to the frame where both the daughter in law and sitting with mother in law...
Mother in Law- Kyonki bahu silbatte par pisse masale ka swaad hi alag hota hain aur saag kaatne ka bhi tareeka hota hain . Beta tum yeh saag kaat lo(to bhabhi )and tum masala pees lo (to suhani ).
Both the daughter in laws say " jee mummy ji "
Suhani-Adrak aur lasun dono ?
Mother in Law-Haan... Dono ...saath mein milake
( both the bahu's get to the work )
Mother in Law to suhani - Are , are bahu yeh kya kar rahi ho ?Kootna nahi hain ...peesna hain .
(She teaches suhani the way to do it ...suhani says "aise" showing her ...and she says yes .)
(Both the daughter in laws and giggling and working )
Bhabhi-Ouch...
Suhani-Kya hua bhabhi ?
Bhabhi-kat gaya ...
Mother in Law- Are kaha kata hain bahu...🤣..abhi toh poora saag baaki hain .
Bhabhi-Are mummy ji meri ungali kat gayi . (showing her finger )
Mother in Law-Are , yeh toh...jao jao bahu , jakar dawai lagao ...jaooo . Saag main kaat leti hoon . Bhabhi-Jee mummy ji . (She goes out of the frame )
(Suhani and her mother in law are working ...Mother in law is working happily...suhani is shocked seeing her speed of work . )
Mother in Law-Are bahu aise kya dekh rahi hain , saag kaatna bhi ek kala hain . Aise saag kato na , bahut acha swaad aata hain .
Suhani-" jeee "and continues her work ...
the scene changes ...comes to aditya bandaging bhabhi's finger ...
Aditya - Bhabhi dhyan dekar kaam karna chahiye the , dekha chot lag gayi na . Jyaada bhi lag sakti thi . Pata hain aapko kitchen mein jabhi bhi kaam karo na toh dhyan dena chahiye . (he was saying that with so much care ❤️)
Bhabhi-Adi , plaster karwa le ?
(both bhaiya and bhabhi laugh )
Bhabhi-Chota sa cut hain .
Aditya - Chota sa cut hain ? Lohe se kata hain , teatnus ho sakta hain , septic ho sakta hain .
Bhaiya-Right adi , are waise hi itni akad ke chalti hain , teatnus ho jaata toh litrally akad jaati . ( his wife takes his name ...😆)
Suhani comes into the scene and adi looks at her .
Aditya-Suhani , kya hua ?( with so much care )
Suhani- kuch nahi ...( so innocently she says )
Aditya-Phir tum aise spider women ki tarah kyun khadi ho 🤣.?...theek se khadi ho...(.he tries to put suhani's hand straight and suhani shouts with pain...aaa...aditya shifts backward )
Aditya-Kya hua ?
Suhani-Adi don't touch me please , mere haath bahut dukh rahe hain . (Bhabhi is feeling bad for her )
Bhaiya - Hua kya suhani ?
Suhani-Bhaiya masala peeste peeste haath aise akad gaye .
Bhaiya -Bakre (to adi) , mara ja raha tha na saag khaane ke liye , dekh tere saag ki wajah se kya ho raha hain .
Suhani-Bhaiya , dheere boliye , mummy ji kitchen mein hi hain . (Adi is like slow , slow🤣 )
Bhabhi-Adi ko kyun bol rahe ho ?ismein uski kya galti hain ?
Bhaiya- Kya galti hain ? ( bhabhi nods asking hmm kya ?)
Bhaiya - Ek akad chuki hain , tum taetnus ke baad akadne waali ho , iska pair toot te toot te bacha hain aur ab sirf main bacha hoon . Are 200 rupaye par plate milta hain yaar , kisi restaurant mein jakar khaale na , saag khana hain , uth kahi ka .
Suhani-Bhaiya , adi ki sach mein koi galti nahi hain . Woh kya hain na , hamein hi kaam karne ki aadat nahi hain .
Bhabhi-Haan . Suhani sahi bol rahi hain .
Bhaiya - Adi this is not a saag anymore , its a saaga 🤣...pata nahi kaise banega yaar .
Aditya - Bhaiya woh main kaise bhi manage kar loonga , aap bhabhi ko doctor ke paas lekar jayiye aur injection lagwayee . Jaiiiye ...
Bhaiya - haan ..chalo , chalo , chalo
Bhabhi-Injection lagwane mein bahut dar lagta hain .
Bhaiya - Are kuch nahi hota yaar , aak bandh karna... ho jayega , chalo . (she is still saying no but he takes her )
Aditya - Chalo suhani ...he bumps into her and once again suhani shouts in pain ).
Aditya--Sorry...aa jaoo ...aa jao...
Aditya goes to his mother with suhani - Mummy ji aap yeh kya kar rahi hain ?
Mother -Are beta suhani bahar gayi thi na , toh main masala peesne lagi thi . Ab yeh aa gayi hain , toh yeh pees degi .
Aditya-Nahi nahi mummy ji , aap isse mujhe dijiye , aap bahar jayiye aur arram kijiye . Aap thak gayi hongi .
Mother - Are nahi beta , ye bechari itna saara kaam akele kaise karegi .
Aditya-Main madad kar doonga na ...😊
Mother -Tu...and she laughs . .shirt mein batan taakna tak toh aata nahi hain , masala kya peesega ...
Aditya-Are mummy ji prestige ka mixer grinder hain na , 2 minute mein ban jayega . Kyun suhani ?
Suhani - Haan ...
Mother-Nahi beta , swaad toh silbatte mein pisse huye masale mein hi aata hain .
Aditya - Mummy ji , swaad aapke haatho mein hain us pathar mein nahi . Jab aap chaukengi na , toh apne aap swaad acha ho jayega .
Suhani - Aayiye...mummy ji ...aap kar li jiye ..main a.c. on kar deti hoon .
Mother - Nahi beta , a.c mein to mujhe ghabrahat ho jaati hain . Main aisa karti hoon ki main garden mein jakar tehalti hoon .
Aditya-Good Idea...
Mother-Jab tayaari ho jaaye toh mujhe bula lena ...
Suhani--Jeee
Aditya----oookkk...with a cute si smile...
She leaves from there leaving adi and suhani alone in the kitchen ...
Suhani-Adi , isse pehle ki mummy ji ka mood badal jaaye, chalo jaldi se saari tayaari kar lete hain .
Aditya-Tum nahi , saara kaam main karunga . Tum thak gayi ho...aram se baitho...(..he lift her and make her sit on the slap of the kitchen ) .Theek hain don't worry.( He by mistakes touches her hand and she shouts yet again . ) Sorry , sorry , sorry , sorry...
Suhani-Tum mere haatho ke peeche kyun pade ho adi ...
Aditya(bending towards her )- Jaldi se theek ho jao madam , main itni der tumse door nahi reh paongaa .
Suhani(with cute si smile)-Dooriyan enjoy karna seekh lo mr khanna , ab main manager ho gayi hoon . Kabhi bhi meeting ke liye foran jaana pad sakta hain .
Aditya-Toh acha hain na , main bhi saath mein chalunga , meeting ki meeting ho jayegi aur honeymoon ka honeymoon .
Suhani(with smile)-Pehle masala pees de honey phir moon nikalne ke baad sapne dekh lena .
The scene shifts...Adi is searching for mummy ji in garden...
Adi-Ye mummy ji kaha reh gayi ...
She founds her...she is doing yoga...kapal bharti to be specific...adi sees her and get shocked...runs towards her and bump into bhaiya and bhabhi coming from other side ...
Bhaiya-Adi , kya kar raha hain yaar .
Aditya-Bhaiya , acha hua ki aap aa gaye , woh dekho mummy ji .
Bhaiya-Are mummy ji...and all the three ran towards her .
Bhaiya-Kya hua ?
Aditya-Heart beats kitni tej chal rahi hain .
Bhabhi(towards her husband )-aap khade khade mooh kya dekh rahe hain , doctor ko bulaiyee , ambulence bulaiyee ...jaldi..
Mother in law- Are , kya hua hain ?
Bhabhi-Mummy ji aap baith jayiye .
Aditya-Haan mummy ji , aap baith jayiye . Ek kaam kijiye , aap late jayiye .
Aditya(to bhaiya)-Are aap phone lagayiye na .
Mother-Kaise baatein kar rahe ho , ghar mein ambulence bulane ki nobat aa gayi hain aur tum keh rahe ho late jao . Haan ? Kya , hua kya hain ?
Bhabhi-Mummy ji lagta hain aapko heart attack aaya hain .
Mother-Heart Attack .
Aditya-Haan , aapki heart beats bahut tej chal rahi hain .
Mother-Mujhe , heart attack ho mere dushman ko
Bhaiya -Hello J.K.G hospital , ambulence hain ?
Mother-Aree main pradayam kar rahi thi , kapal bharti ...haan
Bhaiya-Nahi Chahiye .(on phone .)
Bhaiya-Dekh
Aditya -Kya bhaiya aap bhi , bekar mein sabko dara diya . Mummy ji to bilkul theek hain .
Mother-Haan
Aditya-Mummy ko heart attack thodi na hua hain .
Bhaiya-maine , maine daraya ?
Aditya-Haina , naina bhabhi ?
Bhabhi-Haan , bas yuhi pareshan hote rehte hain , PANIC .🤣
Bhaiya-Panic , main main panic ? mummy ji maine panic.
Mother-Aur nahi toh kya , tum hi ne to kaha ki mujhe heart attack ho raha hain .
Aditya-Haan .🤣
Bhaiya-Are nahi mummy ji woh main nahi , woh aditya bol raha tha . .
Mother-Aditya ke peeche padna band karo beta . Haan . Chota bhai hain tumhara . Bade ho tum .
Aditya-Are chodo mummy , kisi kisi ke naseeb mein bade bhai ka pyaar hi nahi hota . 🤣
Baiya-Abe Oye ,abhi batata hoon bade bhai ke pyaar .
Bhaiya runs after aditya and mom and bhabhi leaves from there smiling . The scene shifts to the kitchen . Suhani is preparing things and mummy ji enters .
Mummy ji-Arre wah , saari tayaariyan ho gayi ?
Suhani-Jee mummy ji . Sab kuch ho gaya hain . (she tells all the ingredients name to her )
Mother-Bilkul sahi ...ab tum jakar aaram karo .
Suhani-Nahi mummy ji , main yahi rahooo ?Woh aditya ko na saag bahut pasand hain , toh main bhi seekhna chahthi hoon .
Mother-Haye Beta ...kitniii pyaari hain . Chal main sikhati hoon . Pressure cooker dena .
Suhani-Ek minute main abhi laayi .
Mummy ji-Sabse pehle ...sabse pehle pressure cooker mein ghee dalkar usse ache se garam karenge . Ab thoda sa jeera dalenge . Uske baad thodi se heeng daalenge ...Haan.(suhani nods) ...Ab isse ache se bhet(mix) denge , ab thoda sa lehsun daalenge ...Haan.(suhani nods) ...Ab yeh pyaaj ismein daalkar mila denge , ab ek chammach adrak daalenge ...Ab yeh hari mirch daalenge ...iske baad isko ache se brown hone tak bhoonenge .
Suhani-Mummy ji , mehak bhi kitni achi aa rahi hain na .
Mother in law -Haan beta , jo hain , so hain . (both smile)
Mummy ji-Bahu , yeh sarso pakda na .
Suhani-Hanji
Mother in law -Haan
Suhani-Yeh lijiye mummy ji
Mother in law-Ab yeh ismein daal denge ...
Suhani-Thank you so much aap mujhe yeh sikha rahi hain...
Mother in law-Are betaaa ...ab isko na ache se chalakar mila leta hain ...phir swaad ke hisaab se namak daalenge ...haina ...Namak ka andaaz sahi hona chahiye beta ...haan ?(Suhani nods )and says "ji".
Mother in law-Ab beta isse ache se milakar na ismein thoda sa makke ka aata daalte hain .
Suhani-Aata kyun daalte hain mummy ji ?
Mother in law-Are isse beta yeh gaadha ho jaata hain , saag bahut acha banta hain . Jaldi jaldi milate hain . Ab beta yeh jab tak pak raha hain na , hum salan bana lete hain . (Suhani says "ji")...salan bahut jaruri hain ...beta salan banane ke liye ek katori mein thodi se lal mirch(powdered)...thoda sa pisa hua dhaniya ...thodi si haldi ...aur thoda sa garam masala daalte hain . Haina ?(Suhani says "ji")...uske baad thoda sa paani daal lete hain aur isko ache se mila dete hain . Theek hain ?(Suhani says "ji")...ab yeh salan jo hain , yeh ache se mil chuka hain . Ab isko cooker mein daal do , ab isko mila dete hain ache se . Acha bahu , tujhe ek nuska batati hoon , saag banane ke liye na ...acha saag banane ke liye isse dheemi aach par jitni der tak bhoona jaaye , pakne diya jaaye . Saag utna hi acha banta hain .
Suhani-Jee mummy ji , main yaad rakhoongii .
Mother in law-Bahu ab na hum isse dheemi aach par pakne ke liye chod dete hain ...haan ..(Suhani says "ji")
The saag gets ready in prestige cooker .And then mummy ji plates it .
Suhani -Mummy ji ...ban gaya saag ...
Mother in law-Are nahi beta , ismein abhi tadka lagna baaki hain . Iske liye mujhe chahiye kadhai .
Suhani-1 minute . Yeh lijiye , prestige ka tadka pan .
Mother in law-Beta ismein nahi hoga , mujhe lohe ki moti kadhai chahiye .
Suhani-Mummy ji please try to kijiye na , ismein tadka acha se lagega ...i promise .
Mother in law-Theek hain beta , dekh lete hain . Tadke ke liye sabse pehle ghee daalenge , ghee ache se garm ho jayega toh thodi si heeng . (Suhani says "ji")Heeng ne swaad bahut acha aata hain aur khana jaldi pach bhi jaata hain . Phir thoda sa jeera ...thoda sa lehsun ...adrak...sabut lal mirch...thoda sa lal mirch powder...theek hain . Ab isko ache se chalake(put on the saag)...yeh jal na jaaye ...bahut jaldi se daalte hain beta ...dekho...ban gaya saag .
Suhani-Mummy ji iski khushboo toh bahut badiyan hain . Jab yeh dikh aisa raha toh iska swaad kitna badiya hoga .
Mother in law-Par sarso ke saag ka maza na makke ki roti ke saath aata hain . Toh chal makke ki roti banate hain . (suhani says "ji mummy ji")...Aaja...makke ke roti ki liye chahiye 300 gram makke ka aata ...100 gram gehu ka aata ...aur 50 gram maida...(Suhani says "ji")...ismein swaad ke hisaab se thoda sa namak daal lenge ...(Suhani says " haanji").Ab isko beta halke gungune paani se goondhte hain . Haan ?...Yeh ho gaya aata tayaar ...(suhani says "wah")...ab iske aise gole banakar...thoda sa sookha aata lagakar...haath se gol gol isko badate jayenge ...(Suhani says "ji mummy ji ").
Suhani-Isse haath se hi banate hain ?
Mother in law-Haan beta ...yeh aise ek taraf sek ke ...ab seedhe aach par...yeh ho gayi makke ki roti tayaar . (suhani says "wah")
Aditya-Bahut vadiya bana hain mummy ji.
Bhaiya-Maza aa gaya ,
mummy ji waise hain kamaal...itne saalo baad bhi aapke haatho mein wahi
ka wahi swaad . I mean aap kar kaise lete ho yeh .
Mother-Ek baat
batao main , aaj main bahut dari huyi thi . Kya hain ki poori tayaari
aditya aur suhani ne apne hisaab se ki ...aur phir maine kadhai mein bhi
nahi banaya ...aur swad bilkul waise ka waisa hain .
Suhani-Mummy ji yahi toh kammal hain prestige ke appliances aur utnensils ka .
Bhabhi-Hann mummy ji , unki madat se toh ab aditya bhi khana banana seekh gaya hain .
Mother-Haan ?
Suhani-Aur mummy ji , inse khana banane mein time bhi bahut kam lagta hain .
Mother -Phir to mohit bhi khana banane (adi coughs at this , bhabhi smiles)
Bhabhi-Yeh , inhe to kitchen ki spellig bhi nahi aati .
Mother-Acha ...
Bhaiya-
Nahi mummy ji woh kya hain na mujhe naina ke haath ka bana hua khana
itna acha lagta hain na , ki mujhe khana banane ki jarurat hi nahi padti
. Ha ha ha🤣
Suhani-Bhaiya aap yeh kehne ki koshish kar rahe hain ki main acha khana nahi banati isiliye adi banane laga hain .
Aditya-Haan ...🤣
Bhaiya-Are nahi suhani , maine toh apni jaan bachane ke liye kuch bhi bol diya ..
Bhabhi-MOHIT...
Aditya-Iska matlab aap bhabhi ki jhooti taarif kar rahe the ?
Bhaiya-Oye , kya ...sab jane mere peeche aaj haath dhoke kyun pade ho yaar ...?
Aditya-Dekhiye bhaiya baat mat badaliye 🤣, aap kitchen se bachne ke liye bhabhi ki taarif kar rahe the na ?
Bhaiya-Ae bharat muni , chup chap khana kha , tere liye mummy ne especially banaya na .
Bhabhi-Bharat muni nahi , pyaas muni
Suhani-Are nahi bhabhi woh vyaas muni..
Mother in law-Are woh narad muni the jo chugali karke jhagda karate the .
Aditya-Haan
Bhaiya-Are
jo bhi muni the ...tu khana kha na ...mummy ji ne tere liye specially
banaya hain ...tu bak bak bak kiye ja raha hain yaar , kitni baat karta
hain yaar .
Aditya-Ok bhaiya sorry , bhabhi bhai dooj ka tilak bhi karna hain , jaldi kha lete hain .
Bhaiya-Dekha
...dekha main tera kitna khyal rakhta hoon ...maine shaadi karli taaki
tere ko behen mil jaaye . Tujhe rakhi baandhe , tilak lagaye . Meri toh
koi behen hi nahi hain .
Suhani-Bhaiya...main hoon na . Aap mujhe
bilkul choti behen ki tarah pyaar karte hain , mera itna khyal rakhte
hain ...aur main aapko kehti bhi toh bhaiya hi hoon . Toh aapko tilak
main karoongii .
Bhaiya-OOOKKK superb idea yaar , suhani . Maza aa Gaya . Very good .
Bhabhi-Jaldi jaldi khana finish karke sab log change kar lete hain . phir tilak karenge ...kyun suhani ?
Suhani-jee bhabhi .
Mother in law-Waise ek baat toh hain , bahu maine dono bahut samajhdar dhoondi hain .
Aditya-Aree mummy ji aapka toh har kaam perfect hi hota hain . ...chalo jaldi khao ...change bhi karna hain ..
Bhaiya-Common , common ,common ...
Both
the bahu does tilak to their respective brothers . Made them eat sweets
. Everyone is so happy . Adi makes bhabhi eat sweet .
Bhaiya-Good good . Mera bhi banta hain yaar .
Suhani-Oh...
Bhaiya-ek minute (he makes suhani eat )
Suhani-Bhaiya , sirf mithai se kaam nahi chalega ...🤣
Bhaiya-OH, yeh toh bhool hi gaya ...(he gives her money)
Suhani-Thank you...
Bhaiya-God bless you...
Bhabhi---Adiii...
Aditya-OH , (he gives her money.)...
Bhabhi-Thank you...
Suhani-bhabhi , aapke bhai ne kam diye hain .
Bhabhi-To aisa karte hain , dono milakar aadha aadha baat lete hain .
Suhani-oookkk...done
Bhaiya-Kanjoos(to adi)
Bhabhi-Mohit , ab toh aap khush hain na . Is bhai dooj aapko bhi behen mil gayi .
Bhaiya-YES
Bhabhi-Ab agle bhai dooj se dono bhai muskurate rahenge .
everyone smiles .
Suhani-Haan aur mummy ji ko mehnat bhi nahi karni padegi ...kyonki maine unse saag banana seekh liya hain .
everyone is like waooo...
Bhabhi-Acha ...kaise banate hain
Suhani tells the whole recipe for saag and makke ki roti to bhabhi .
Suhani-Sahi hain na mummy ji ?
Mother in law-Bilkul sahi ...aur aaj sirf suhani ne hi nahi , maine bhi suhani se kuch seekha hain .
Bhabhi-Acha ,woh kya ?
Mother in law-Woh yeh ki jo kaam phatafat kiya ja sakta hain , uske liye bekaar mein samay barbaad nahi karna chahiye .
Suhani-Matlab ?
Mother
in law-Matlab yeh beta , ki jo kheer 20 minute mein itni swadisht ban
sakti hain , uske liye 3 ghante tak dhoodh ubalkar samay aur gas barbad
nahi karni chahiye .
Bhaiya-Mummy ji yeh toh mere prestige ke appliances ka kamal hain .
Mother-Haan
beta tayaar ho jao...kyonki mere ghar pahuchne se pehle ...prestige ka
saara samaan mere rasoi ghar mein pahuch jaana chahiye .
Everyone is smiling .
Bhaiya-SURE MUMMY JI...aapka hukam to sarokho pe ...
Aditya-Bhaiya , dialouge marna band karo , mummy ji ki kal shaam ki train hain . Shop par jayiye aur saman lekar aayiye .
Bhaiya-Oh yup...
Mother-Aeee
ruko , 18 ghante tak train mein baithkar kaun jayega . Tu to mera train
ka ticket cancel karwade . Aur flight mein mera ticket book kar de .
everyone is happy .
Suhani-Yeh hui na baat mummy jeee .
Aditya-Sabse jyaada toh papa khush honge , mummy change ho gayi .
Suhani-Mummy
ji , aap itna kar rahi hain toh ek mobile bhi le lijiye na . Aap gayab
ho jaaye toh hamein baat karne mein badi pareshani hoti hain . (everyone
bursts into laugh on this )
Aditya-Suhani...
Everyone continues laughing...and the episode ends with bhabhi hugging suhani .
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