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Posted: 10 years ago
Sharp Teeth - quickie review

Sam and Dean are apparently
relentlessly auditioning for parts in a
Spaghetti Western this second half of
the season, Cas too.
They're Tuco, Blondie and Angel
Eyes from Leone's The Good, the Bad
and the Ugly (1966).
Purgatory Dean and his monster
killing rampage seems a shiny
distant memory full of hope and
queer romance compared to Mark-of-
Cain Dean.
I think back to the two beardy guys
whom Cupid caused to fall in love at
the end of S8 and wonder if TPTB are
going as rufty tufty, beardy, growly
and fightin' machine on Dean as
possible , before he rides into the Bat
Cave in slo-mo on a rainbow-shitting
unicorn to sweep Cas off his feet.
Unfortunately, probably not. And what
a great surreal sequence too; Charlie
and Dorothy riding behind on a fair
wind from Oz with flower crowns and
a flying monkey entourage. But, I
digress...
I like Garth as a werewolf and the,
eventual, Winchester wolf-hugs.
Definitely the best note of the
episode and very bitter-sweet when
you think back to the day Dean killed
Amy, or the night Sam shot
Maddison, the way Sam judged
Benny or how they both left Meg to
die under Crowley's blade. Papa
Winchester taught them the world
was black and white, monsters and
us, and it's great to see how tough it
is for them (Dean especially as he
always bought John's line harder) to
square a world in shades of grey, but
they're doing it.
Meanwhile, a family of born religious
lycanthropes who have cast off the
old intolerant ways of their religious
book and formed loving bonds with
those who are a bit different - the
bitten (not born) Garth? The subtext
for gay religious acceptance is so
bloody heavy it's ten pounds of raw
steak on Dean's pillow.
But c'mon, some snarky scheming
Abaddon and a resurrected Naomi
playing chess as they talk war
stratagem (contra Metatron) in a bar
is sorely needed to add a splash of
femme film noir. There's only so
much gravelly Western saddle and
soap I can take.
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SPN #9x12 Sharp Teeth (episode
review)


Some scattered thoughts on this
one...
First, is it me or have we seen the
guy who played Reverend Jim
before? He looks like the guy who
played Uncle Harley (I think that was
his name) in S1's Scarecrow. He
was also in a couple of Stargate
SG-1 episodes (and a New Outer
Limits) but I digress. And as soon as
I heard Reverend Jim it immediately
made me think of Christopher Lloyd
in Taxi. I'm weird like that with tv
references, lol
Garth as a werewolf. Hmm. So why
did he leave again? Involved in a
case and then got bitten and involved
with these werewolves? The premise
reminded me vaguely of the vampires
in Bloodlust, although with a twist in
that there *were* some bad ones
among them. And the whole thing
with Garth gong on about having a
wife and family, etc. is this the whole
theme of people getting out of the
hunting life and wanting a more
normal (whatever that is) life?
Wow, Dean's gettin' scruffy there, eh?
And is it me or is Sam's hair starting
to look a lot better (it nearly killed
me in the scene where he was tied
up & the werewolf mom was bitching
everyone out... *swoon*)? Looks like
my SamHair theory is indeed falling
into place. :D Gadreel is gone, and
thus the evil influence on Sam's hair,
lol
Awkward meeting of Sam and Dean in
Garth's hospital room. But it turns
out Dean was the guy from the police
blotter or whatever it was? Ugh, don't
like how Dean was lying about no
evidence caught of Garth's escape.
But I guess it goes with his whole
attitude about how he doesn't want
them to hunt together that carried
over from last episode.
i did like how they were both
involved in this case, even if they
weren't doing everything together.
Even near the end when Sam went to
find Garth and his wife while Dean
checked out the church, they kind of
intercut the scenes of them
investigating in similar ways. And I
did like that Reverend Jim turned out
to not be a bad guy. It did bug me
how Garth seemed so trusting of all
of them, even if he'd been around
them a while. He was partly right, but
so was Dean...all was not well there.
Even if Garth thought he was leaving
the hunting life in a way, it's still a
good idea to watch your back and
not totally trust everyone. It's a sad
reality but there it is.
The end scene...it was sad how Sam
said their attitudes are just different
now. I was glad that Dean told him
how messed up he felt (and yeah I
know people don't like him feeling
sorry for himself but he did come
clean in a way with Sam, and Sam let
him know that he has trouble trusting
him). And Sam's line about we can
work together but to be
brothers...and "those are my terms."
So, they both get into the Impala and
drive away. This definitely isn't over,
though I hope they won't drag it out
too much.
Won't spoil for next week but the
promo looks good...think I will be
doing some swooning... *grin*
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Dull Edge: Supernatural Review,
Episode 9x12, "Sharp Teeth"


After the high-octane intensity of
the recent episodes, it's FILLER
TIME! "Sharp Teeth," written by
Adam Glass and directed by John
Showalter, was took one of the
most fun, quirky characters, Garth,
and turned him into a sweet,
skinny guy. And I think removed
Garth from Supernatural. Quit
doing that! Kevin's dead, Charlie's
in Oz, and now Garth is a werewolf
living in a good Christian pack. At
this rate all we'll have is Sam and
Dean standing there staring at each
other across the Impala, endlessly
talking.
From "The French
Mistake" (written by Ben Edlund):
BOB You know, the part where
they hit the window is the good
part.
KEVIN Well, we can clean up, reset
the window, takes about 95
minutes, basically. So, we'd have
to blow off the scene where they
sit on the Impala and talk about
their feelings.
BOB Ha. Right. You answer the
hate mail.
Episode by the Numbers!
1) Man is saved/changed by love of
a good woman: check
2) A tremendous amount of clunky
exposition and virtually no action:
check
3) Dean clenching his jaw, raspy
voice, and wanting to kill
everything in sight: check
4 ) Monster talking about why they
are good monsters, even if they
used to be bad: check
5) Sam tied up: check
6) Unexpected (but not really)
villain who gives one of those lame
this-is-why-I'm-killing-you speeches
which give Dean enough time to
bust in and save the day: check.
7) Talk at Impala at the end, which
was by far the best part.
THEN: Dean tricked Sam, Kevin is
dead, "I'm poison, Sam!" "Go" , the
mark of Cain will make the First
Blade work. Montage of Garth
being delightful, including my
favorite moment. When he looks
at the funny papers and says,
"Marmaduke, you so crazy!" So
we're in for delightful
shenanigans? Uh, no.
NOW: Wisconsin. A dark farm. A
cow howls in pain. The farmer
comes running, gun in hand. A
tall skinny man runs out. The
farmer shoots at him, but misses.
The man is Garth, and he runs into
an oncoming car.
As usually happens, Dean and Sam
both arrive to investigate the case.
They find Garth unconscious in a
hospital bed. Dean's ready to pump
Garth full of adrenaline to wake up
him, but Sam slaps Garth in the
face, which does the trick. Garth
wakes up, hysterical, and runs into
the bathroom to puke up what
sounds like an entire cruise line
buffet. While waiting, FOR ONCE
they have a straightforward
conversation. Sam tells Dean about
the Gadreel trace, Dean tells Sam
about the mark of Cain. Sam
doesn't seem to care, except Dean
was on a hunt with Crowley. Both
are tentative, and Sam is decidedly
wary throughout the episode.
The vomit-a-thon has stopped.
When they investigate, the
window's open and Garth's hospital
robe is on the ground. The car
belongs to a Beth Myers. They go
into her apartment, bust in, and
find Garth. A female werewolf
jumps out, but Garth begs the
brothers to chill, because he's a
werewolf, too. If I hadn't seen this
50 times in the promos I might
have been surprised. I was sooo
hoping this was a misdirect. My
bad.
Garth takes Dean to meet Beth's
pack. Beth was born a werewolf,
whereas Garth is a "bitten," which
is a nice callback to the Alpha story
in season six. Garth got bitten,
became a werewolf, yada yada,
met Beth and turned his life
around. Wait, wasn't that the last
episode? No, wait, it's only
similar, not exactly the same.
Right. What is it with this damn
show that keeps saying that getting
with a good woman is the only
way to change your life? Not
moral reasons, not intellectual
choices, but the love of a good
woman. Excuse me, I have to go
imitate Garth and puke.
"Meet the wife."
The pack turn out to be humble
hymn-singing Christians, their
leader Reverend Jim, Beth's father.
Her stepmother, Joy, is a sweet
home-maker type who assures
Dean that he's safe. The next
scene is great: Dean sits at a large
table, surrounded by polite
werewolves eating bloody entrails,
hands and faces bloody. "There's
pie!" Joy assures him. Heh.
The werewolf equivalent of the
Atkins diet
Joy is a fourth-generation werewolf
(they prefer "lycanthropes").
Forgive me if I don't remember
exactly what happened for a bit,
Dean going to the Reverend Jim's
church to find there's a cult that
wants to destroy mankind,
Reverend Jim shows up and is all,
no, that's not the way we are,
we're good now. The brothers are
called to see a ripped-up deer, the
sheriff is a werewolf, Sam gets hit
by a tire iron and wakes up tied to
a tractor. We good?
Oh, right, short heartfelt scene
between Dean and Garth where
they compete to see who's guiltier
of Kevin's untimely demise. "It's on
me," Dean declares. No it isn't, it's
on the angel you let into Sam and
then lied about to both Sam and
Kevin. Especially Kevin. You'd
explain that spell to Kevin, he
might still be with us. But let's not
cry over spilled prophets.
Back at the barn, Beth and Garth
are chained up, and Sam's tied up.
Must be Tuesday. Do you think
having Sam tied up keeps the fights
from being short and simple?
Sam's bigger than anyone in the
cast ever and he could take out
most of the villains without trying
too hard. They probably wouldn't
need this trope if Jared Padalecki
was 6 feet even. Then Jensen
would be "the tall one." Boy, I bet
that gets Jensen pissed. But I
digress.
"I don't need this gun, I'm going to
exposition-dump you to death."
Outside, Dean fights with and ices
two cousins. At the time, I'd
wondered why they'd mostly shot
Garth in the dark, especially when
he wolfed out. Now I know why:
Garth makes a really sucky
werewolf. The sweater vest doesn't
help.
Joy blathers on about being in the
Bad Werewolf Cult which will
exterminate humans--evidently she
hasn't run the numbers--and
repeatedly slaps Beth. Earlier Beth
said, "she couldn't have been more
of a mother to me." Mommy
Dearest slaps her again. Sam kicks
the gun out of her hand with his
long, lovely, strong legs...gimme a
minute...okay...Dean busts in, ices
yet another cousin, then he shoots
Joy through the heart with a silver
bullet.
"Shit! I just bought this blouse!"
The next morning, Beth is
consoling her father. Garth sees
Sam and Dean to the door. Sam
and Dean hug Garth and leave.
Sam's driving a really cool bright
blue Dodge Charger. "Send me a
postcard," Dean says, and Sam gets
out of the Impala. Then Dean
thinks, and also gets out of the
Impala. "Hey," he calls to his
brother.
Dean: That night that we went our
separate ways--
Sam: You mean the night you split?
Dean : Fair enough. I was messed
up. Kevin was dead and I...I don't
know what I was.
Sam: Okay.
Dean: Hell, maybe I still don't. But
I took a piece of you in the process
and for that... *Somebody changed
the playbook, man. Right is wrong
and wrong is more wrong. I just
know that when we rode
together...
Sam: We split the crappiness.
Dean: Yeah, so...
Sam: Okay.
Dean: Okay. Sam: Something's
broken here, Dean.
Dean : I'm not saying it's not. I'm
just saying...we put a couple of W's
on the board and we can get past
all this.
Sam: I don't think so. I wish,
but...we don't see things the same
way anymore. Our roles in this
whole thing. Back in that
church...talking me out of boarding
up Hell...or tricking me into
allowing Gadreel to possess me. I
can't trust you. Not the way I
thought I could. Not the way I
should be able to.
Dean: Okay, but...whatever
happened...we're family.**
Sam: You say that like it's a cure-
all. Like it can change the fact that
everything that has ever gone
wrong between us has been
because we're family.
Dean: So...we're not family now?
Sam: I'm saying, you want to work,
let's work. You want to be
brothers... Those are my terms.
"Sammy, don't be so meeaan!"
* How about a nice "I'm sorry"
right there, Dean? Would've
worked wonders.
** "We're family." You told Kevin
you would die for him. He's dead.
You told Cas he was family. Then
kicked him out of the bunker
without explanation. Walter
White's mantra "I'm doing this for
my FAMILY." Which kind of
means nothing here, but it's what I
hear every time the word "family"
comes up.
Dean comes closer to an apology,
but here's the thing: he's still not
really apologizing. He told Garth,
"Kevin's death is on me." If you
mean, "Kevin's death is my fault,"
that's right, but why are you
erasing the part where Sam's
possessed body, his possessed
hands, killed Kevin? And the
others? And now Sam knows
about it? I still can't believe Dean
doesn't get how violating that is.
Particularly Sam, who keeps trying
to do the right thing but ends up
doing the wrong thing. He drank
demon blood in the mistaken belief
that killing Lilith would prevent
Lucifer from walking the earth.
Both brothers make mistakes, but it
was Souless!Sam who actually did
shitty things to Dean. Like
throwing him to the vampires.
Do I think Dean hurts? Oh hell
yeah. He's heartbroken. Sam is
his whole life, and Dean can't
evolve past that point. Which
means Dean will always be let
down, because his brother is a
grown man with different needs.
Dean is not Sam's whole life any
more. Sam told Death that when
he died, "This time will be final.
And nobody gets hurt because of
me." We know he meant Dean.
And now not only Dean, but others
have been hurt because Dean could
not respect Sam's choices, his
autonomy, the fact that Sam is a
separate person. So Sam doesn't
trust Dean. Frankly, I don't trust
Dean either. Sam gazed at Dean
during this scene as if he was
thinking, "Oh, shut up."
Sam is so done with this crap
Next week promises the boys in
workout gear. I don't care if the
episode sucks donkey balls because
BOYS! WORKOUT GEAR! DEAN
IN A HAIRNET!
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SPN 9X13 THE PURGE REVIEWS:
                 by: ign.com

Things aren't rosy with the Winchesters, and after last week's episode, they shouldn't be. We know they can put emotion aside and focus on the job at hand, but they just talked through some serious crap. I'm glad references to their recent confrontation were sprinkled throughout the episode, but I would have expected more cold shoulder. However, they were put in a pretty ridiculous situation.

Watching Sam and Dean as day spa employees was amusing - I can't deny it. It's obvious Ackles and Padalecki have fun with the sillier undercover gigs like these and seeing their enjoyment made the episode better. And that's fortunate because "The Purge" only has a few legs to stand on.

The events played out in Minnesota, and the location is relevant this time because the local Sheriff, Donna Hanscum, went full on Frances McDormand in Fargo. While an homage is nice, and I understand there is a certain local dialect, it was completely unnecessary. One "you betcha" goes a long way.

What's today's juice special, boys?

Though the monster of the week was barf-inducing, it was creative. The researchers who pull information for episode fodder keep turning up new material, and that can't be easy after so many seasons. So yes, there are indeed urban legends about Peruvian fat-stealers. The lame part, however, is it was another creature fighting against its nature and wanting to live in peace with humans while another member of the species was all about doing harm to humans. We just watched that play out last week with werewolves, and on top of that, both arcs also involved family ties.

Everything felt forced and very going-through-the-motions. Like at the last minute they realized, "Hey, we need another monster of the week episode here, what can we make work?" The dialogue was often bland and included gems like, "You were too monstrous even for her." What. And then scenes like the hunt for the guilty brother through the dark seemed to drag out for many seconds longer than they should have. It didn't build suspense, it built tedium. Additionally, they covered what seemed like every possible stereotype about being overweight. Lazy and uncool.

One of the few highlights of the episode happened as it ended. Sam and Dean had another real talk about Dean's selfishness. I'm relieved they're still working it out and arguing, and the writers haven't just put the brothers' problems entirely aside. A huge rift has developed between them, and I can't buy reconciliation unless Dean goes through some changes and learns to let go. Seriously - Dean is close to going full on Anakin Skywalker. I don't know if Dean can change, but I hope the brothers don't make up completely unless it happens.

Slightly related: when do you think Sam will host an intervention for Dean?

Regardless of the issues, this installment definitely takes home the grossest episode of the season award. Supernatural has so many instances of splattering blood and guts you sort of become immune to it. But a creature that sucks fat through a mouth tube? Yeah, the spectacle gets your attention - especially if you made the mistake of eating your dinner late. Ewww.

THE VERDICT

Tonight's episode is one of the few instances with more bad than good. The monster of the week was a creative interpretation of an urban legend, and the Winchesters started to face their issues. Those were the positives. The rest? I could leave it.



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SPN REVIEW 9X13 THE PURGE
                        by screencrush













Supernatural' season 9 summons its 13th episode of the year in "The Purge," as Sam and Dean go undercover at a health spa to investigate a series of murders that end with victims mysteriously dropping hundreds of pounds.

Last week's Supernatural' installment, "Sharp Teeth," saw Garth (DJ Qualls) resurfacing among a reformed pack of werewolves, though his newfound happiness quickly proved less than it seemed. So, what does the 13th season 9 episode bring? What strange and unexpected challenges will the Winchesters face next?

Read on for your in-depth recap of everything you need to know about Supernatural' season 9 episode 13, "The Purge"!

An overweight man named Wayne in Minnesota wins a hot dog-eating competition against a rival who accuses him of cheating, to no avail. Later, Wayne gets in his car and reveals that he had in fact cheated, before an unseen figure grabs him from the backseat, sucking the fat out of his body and killing him. Dean learns about the case days later but still snipes at Sam about his earlier decision that they keep a strictly professional relationship.

Sam and Dean meet with Minnesota Sheriff Donna Hanscum about the crime, which continues to baffle police, as they'd established an alibi for Wayne's competitive eating rival, Jim Morgan. The two next talk to Jim, supposing his gypsy wife Mol might have used a hex bag of witchcraft on Wayne, though the woman privately identifies the bag as a blessing in her culture, as she had been having an affair with Wayne and wouldn't have wished him dead. Elsewhere, the fat-sucking figure claims another victim in a nearby gym.

Sam and Dean investigate the scene, learning that Sheriff Donna has gone on vacation, before Sam notices a peculiar suction burn on the victim's back. Dean interrogates the gym owner, who reveals she'd left the victim alone in the gym the previous night, before Dean sees her to have the same suction marks on her own back. The woman identifies the mark as a treatment from Canyon Valley wellness spa, which Sam and Dean go undercover to infiltrate, Sam as a yoga instructor and Dean as a cook.

While Sam and Dean settle in, Dean gets harangued by his boss and the spa's founder, Maritza, prepares to administer the "cupping" suction treatment on Sheriff Donna, who quickly falls asleep during the procedure. With Donna asleep, Maritza unveils a disturbing sucker from her mouth, through which she begins sucking fat from Donna. Elsewhere, Sam notices the cupping mark on all his yoga practitioners, while Dean samples some of the cafeteria's pudding and promptly passes out.

Sam observes a groggy Sheriff Donna in treatment, before a distress call takes him to the weary Dean, still drowsy from the drugged pudding. After his recovery, Dan and Sam learn from Donna that she'd dropped 10 pounds in one session. Meanwhile, Maritza's husband Larry pulls her aside to reveal that Sam and Dean are hunters, and their worst fears have likely come true.

Dean finds Maritza attempting to dispose of fat stores, though she insists the rash of killings weren't her doing. Identifying herself as a Peruvian fat-sucking parasite, Maritza insists that she and Larry want only to coexist peacefully, though her brother (and Dean's boss) Alonzo likely grew tired of portion control and fatally fed off the victims. Elsewhere, Larry confronts Alonzo about his behavior, before Alonzo finally kills his sister's husband.

Using a special knife obtained from Maritza, Sam and Dean pursue Alonzo to the basement before the creature attacks and nearly devours Sam. Dean saves his brother at the last moment by severing Alonzo's sucker, ending the threat. In the aftermath, Sam sympathizes with Maritza for losing her family, insisting to Dean they have no reason to kill an otherwise innocent creature.

Back at the base, Dean admits to Sam that he doesn't feel wrong about saving Sam previously, as it had been the right thing to do. Sam counters that Dean makes himself out to be a savior, when in reality keeping Sam alive has cost far more lives than it has saved thus far. In fact, Sam posits that Dean only saves Sam for his own inability to be alone, as even his self-sacrifices prove equally hollow. Dean insists his brother would do the same if the situation were reversed, to which Sam grimly disagrees.

OUR REVIEW:

Well, given that last week's installment attempted to ease its transition back to more silly conceptual episodes, we can't say as we're entirely surprised to see Supernatural' in such poor form to night, baselessly lobbing Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki's natural charisma at a storyline vacillating between fat parodies. Sure, sending the boys undercover as a yoga instructor and cafeteria worker make for a decent sight gag, and Ackles clearly has fun with some of the broader moments, but neither the initial setup nor the ultimate execution of "The Purge" really do more than force another episode-ending conversation with Sam and Dean.

It isn't that such lighter episodes always necessarily fail or that Sam's grave insistence on Dean's inherently selfish nature doesn't ring true, but "The Purge" seems entirely disinterested in the road it takes to get there. Competitive eaters, one of whom is married to a gypsy? Sure! Crazy weight loss spa, secretly run by a fat-sucking demon? Why not! Let's toss in a few Fargo nods for good measure! Who cares, right? Cheap shots perhaps, but it isn't as if Supernatural' seems to have much of anything to say or any jokes to make on either side of the case this week, while its characters and "surprise" villain fall predictably flat, despite the admittedly unsettling visual work behind their parasitic anatomy.

It'll be interesting to see how the brothers address Sam's brutal speech going forward, as either side makes reasonable points that adequately highlight Dean's selfish behavior in the guise of altruism. We've long passed the point of hoping that either brother could have a happy life, separately or together, but if Supernatural' can find something new to say on the brotherly dynamic beyond the strain placed by the current season, "The Purge" will have almost been worth it. Dean's notions of family can't provide the cure-all he wants, though Sam needs to find his own reasons to live, as well.




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SPN 9X13 THE PURGE REVIEW
                  by spoilertv.com  

 This week's episode of Supernatural, "The Purge," was written by Eric Charmelo and Nicole Snyder and directed by Phil Sgriccia. This writing team hasn't impressed me in the past with episodes such as "My Heart Will Go On" or "Mannequin 3: The Reckoning." The preview  of the episode lead me to believe that this was going to be a lighter, filler episode, played for laughs. However, I did like the duo's fall episode "Dog Dean Afternoon," and this episode managed to blend some lighter moments with a good monster of the week hunt and some much needed clarification of where the brothers are in terms of their relationship. The return of Sgriccia as director ensured that the scenes between the brothers were exceptional.

    A quick shout out to the VFX team for their work this week. The victims who were drained of their excess weight were a great effect as was the Pishtaco. Is it ever not skin-crawlingly creepy to have a monster have something come out of its mouth to feed on its victims? 

    The monster of the week story followed the basic pattern that is familiar to Supernatural viewers. The first victim appears in the teaser before the title card, Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Sam (Jared Padalecki) are alerted to something strange in Stillwater, Michigan and pose as FBI agents to get information from the local police. Their first lead proves to be a red herring before they get on the trail of the real monster. After identifying the monster and how to kill it, they chase it down and do just that. 

    However, as with the best Supernatural episodes, this hunt resonates with much of what is transpiring between the brothers. At the center of the hunt are the two Pishtacos, a brother and sister and the sister's husband. The sister has learned to control her appetite and pass easily as human but the brother cannot control his appetites and has had to be shoved further into the background away from the humans. Maritza's love for her brother is what motivated her to try to help him, but he is ruled by his appetites and ruins the Spa for all of them and kills his sister's husband to save himself. She tried to show him a better way, a way to co-exist. Given what we know of the spin-off, that it includes sympathetic monsters, Maritza is another sympathetic monster who simply wants to co-exist, much like Garth last week.

    It's no accident that Dean is placed in the kitchen with Alonso (Joseph Julian Soria) or that we see evidence of his appetites - he's back on the whiskey, seemingly a bottle a night, and eats the pudding laced with drugs. In fact, Maritza (Anabelle Acosta) and Larry (Corey Sevier) place Dean in the kitchen because of his excessive zeal over fitness - Dean has a hard time blending in as "regular" folk. 

    There were lots of lighthearted moments. Dean wearing that hairnet and Sam teaching yoga was another one of them, and also demonstrated that Sam doesn't blend in as well as he thinks he does either. I loved all the betrayed looks the spa-goers gave him as they exited the yoga class - they clearly had not expected to get a workout! 

    The theme of family comes up again at the end of the hunt. Dean is determined to make it a "family affair" and kill Maritza after everyone finally leaves. Sam tells Dean that she doesn't deserve to die - certainly not for what her brother did. He tells Dean that he doesn't want to kill her because he has a heart, implying, of course, that Dean does not. She might be a monster but she helped save them by telling them how to kill her brother. Sam draws the comparison to if a hunter had tried to kill him when he was possessed by Gadreel. It wasn't Sam's fault he was possessed after all - it was Dean's, but would Sam have deserved to die? Dean can't argue with Sam's logic and agrees to let Maritza live as long as she goes back to Peru. However, it's clear from the reaction on Ackles' face, that Dean is aware of the irony here. 

    It was interesting that the victims were hollowed out by the monster - much as Sam was hollowed out by Gadreel. Maritza has just said that she is all alone now, and Acosta does a great job of showing how distraught she is over that. Is it possible, especially given the final scene that Dean views killing her as a mercy killing? Sparing her from being alone with no family left?

    Maritza's failing to see how her brother was different from her and trying to save him, ended in the deaths of a number of people. She failed to see his true nature or to deal with it. In many ways, Sam and Dean have suffered from this very failing. The theme of "honesty" running throughout the episode resonates with the importance of acknowledging the truth, even when that truth is unpleasant or hurtful.

    There is another nice moment that resonates with the larger themes of the brothers. When they are explaining - as much as they can - to Sheriff Hanscum (Brianna Buckmaster) why they are "undercover," she tells them why she's at the spa. Hanscum's husband left her because of her weight, saying she loved food more than him. Here again, her compulsive eating of the donuts which she shares with Dean, makes her an obvious comparison to him. 

    When she tells them her husband left her, Ackles and Padalecki do a wonderful job of conveying without words the brothers' different reactions. Dean clearly identifies with her feelings of loss. Sam seems more embarrassed and uncomfortable - both agree that Doug was a dick. Dean also clearly identifies with her declaration that she was in a dark place and guzzled her pain away - much as he is doing with alcohol at the beginning and end of the episode. Buckmaster was a terrific guest star. I adored her homage to Frances McDormand's portrayal of Sheriff Marge Gunderson in Fargo.

    I've saved what will, no doubt, be the most debated scenes for the end of my review. The two main scenes are nicely bookended in the episode and both take place in the heart of any home - the kitchen - where Dean seems to have retreated. Both Padalecki and Ackles are outstanding in both these scenes. 

    In the first scene we see that Dean is not sleeping and has returned to self-medicating with alcohol. He's stayed up all night watching movies, researching, and clearly drinking. As Dean leaves the kitchen, Sam stops him and asks if he's alright. Dean pauses on the threshold and turns back denying that anything could be the matter. Sam asks if it was what he'd said before, not stating it, clearly wanting Dean to repeat it to him to prove that Dean had, in fact, heard him. Dean does repeat that Sam said they couldn't be brothers anymore. Sam doesn't correct Dean, proving what many wanted to deny, that that was what he meant. In true Dean fashion, Dean denies that he's at all bothered by it - that he doesn't break that easy. Sam tells Dean that its good he understands and that Sam was just being honest. Dean continues to try to deceive both Sam and himself that he doesn't care.

    Dean's attempts to lash out at Sam are pretty juvenile at best, and while annoying, don't have the impact of Sam's honesty. He tells Sam he's just being honest when he won't let him questions the fitness employee because Sam is weird and awkward around girls. There's also a nice contrast in the brother's attitude toward honesty in that scene. Dean actually calls the victims correct weight as 180 when she'd listed it at 165 - saying that all women lie about their age and weight. Sam turns to Dean immediately and calls him on having told a waitress the previous week that he was 29. Dean just looks at him and agrees - not denying it, not necessarily seeing those white' lies as a bad thing. It's no secret that Sam has never been comfortable with the lies they have to tell just to do their job - even in the "Pilot" he complains about them having to impersonate federal marshals, and his discomfort is also evident when he bumps into Sheriff Hanscum and he becomes completely flustered.

    The fact that Sam may not be being completely honest with himself or Dean is also evident in how upset Sam gets when Dean is drugged. He almost takes the cook's (Brendon Zub) head off. If Zub seemed familiar, you may remember him as Johnny Campbell in "Exile on Main St." There's another interesting juxtaposition of the two brothers that underscores Sam's ability to maintain some innocence even in their world when he doesn't recognize the roofies and Dean does. Dean returns the favor of Sam rescuing him by rescuing Sam from Alonso - in a scene that was very reminiscent of the many times Sam was rescued by Dean from being strangled in season one.

    The final scene brings the brothers back together in the kitchen of the Bunker. Dean has just settled down with a new bottle, but he's just opened it, so we can assume that what follows isn't to be blamed on his being drunk. This time Dean stops Sam on the threshold by telling him that he saved him back at the Spa, just as he'd saved him at the Church and the hospital and telling him that he'd do it again. Sam then closes the gap and calls Dean on what Dean sees as his self-less drive to save his brother. Sam is not wrong to call Dean on saving Sam for selfish reasons - Dean's fear of being alone. This isn't news to anyone; we've known this since Dean told Sam this himself in season one. 

    Sam's logic falters in assuming that things would be significantly better if Dean had let him die, however. Would Kevin still be alive? Would Metatron have grown bored and come to earth anyway, gunning for Kevin? In all likelihood, Dean would also be dead by now, killed at Abaddon's hand. Sam's assertion that Dean is willing to sacrifice as long as he's not the one being hurt ignores several of Dean's choices - foremost of which is selling his soul for Sam's life in season two. Again, Dean may have been guilty of not seeing what that would do to Sam, but he knew what it would do to him. 

    However, Dean's logic is flawed because he thinks he does things because they are "right." But we've seen that Dean's choices often turn out badly. This assertion also seems to fly in the face of Dean's recent guilt over Kevin. Dean's belief that he helps more people than he hurts is also at the core of what keeps him going. This may be tough love on Sam's part to hurt his brother enough to really reach him, but it's still unclear exactly what Sam wants in the end. Perhaps it's as simple as Dean making better choices.

    When Dean turns the honesty tables on Sam and says that if the tables were turned, Sam would do exactly the same thing to save him if he were dying, Dean does not get the answer he was expecting. He clearly expected that Sam would say yes. But Sam painfully admits that he wouldn't. He tells Dean that he would not do anything to prevent Dean's death. Sam gets up and leaves the kitchen at that point - leaving Dean both physically and spiritually alone. The final shot of Dean is Ackles' acting at its finest as Dean's devastation shines through. Really, this entire final scene is some of the best acting we've seen from both actors in the run of the series, making this a very powerful scene - which will no doubt spark some strong fan reaction.  

    "The Purge" clearly refers to the hunt, but it also refers to the brothers really purging their thoughts and feelings during the episode. We may not like what they've said, but given the emphasis on honesty throughout the episode, it seems we are meant to take their words as stated. What did you think of the episode? I'd love to hear your thoughts and opinions - I know there will be a lot of them. I urge you to be "honest" but respectful of each other's opinions. Let me know what you thought in the comments below!



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SPN 9X13 REVIEWS by mstarz.com

Supernatural returned with its latest Season 9 offering, "The Purge," in which Sam and Dean went undercover at a health club to stop a fat-sucking monster. Yeah, it was pretty much how you think it was.

Look, I don't want to completely dump all over this episode, because it had its moments. Anytime Jensen Ackles gets to crack jokes and do something comedic, like act drugged up from food, it's a plus. And taking the boys out of their comfort zone, like making Sam a yoga teacher and Dean a cafeteria worker, usually makes for good television.

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But this episode was just symptomatic of the problems of a show in its ninth season. Eventually, you just run out of material and a show likeSupernatural resorts to more and more ridiculous monsters to fill the gaps between the more important episodes. The show cannot be completely serialized; if it were, seasons would probably last only 13 episodes (which, honestly, may not be such a bad thing). But the self-contained, procedural episodes of Supernaturalare starting to wear thin. The characters have just been through too much for me to get invested in a Monster of the Week case.

This is not to say that all such episodes are not worth watching. In fact, some of them are downright entertaining. But throwing in a scene where Sam and Dean hash out their feelings at the end of a weak main plot does not make up for said weak plot.

The end of the episode was a bright spot, though, as the brothers hashed out more of their issues. Much of this episode was just training wheels for the boys to get back to work together so, in that sense, it worked. Like last week, it was nice to see Sam be assertive in talking to his brother, who again tried to use the "but we're brothers" argument to prove his point. Sam is right in that Dean's motives were mostly selfish; he didn't listen to what Sam wanted and just forged ahead no matter what. And what has the two of them "fighting the good fight" together gotten them lately? As Sam points out, Abaddon and Crowley are still on the loose and the angels are still wreaking havoc on Earth.

But the real truth bomb came when Sam told Dean that, if the situation were reversed with the exact same circumstances, he would let his older brother die. I got the sense briefly that Sam might have to follow through on that statement before the end of the season, especially with Dean's whole Mark of Cain problem, but only time will tell.

Notes from Dad's Journal:

-       There haven't been enough "Dean loves food" jokes lately, so I'm glad they were back this episode.

-       Sam got to brag about a sexual conquest to his brother!

-       I still can't get past the phrase "Peruvian fat sucker."

-       Dean is either the best or the worst on a job interview.


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SPN 9X13 REVIEWS by den of geek:

Sam and Dean serve up a Supernatural fish taco.

The creative team of Supernatural digs deep into the monster files to come up with the pishtaco, the Peruvian fat sucker. And yes, Dean, I also heard that as "fish taco."

Again, when we begin the episode (after the teaser with the unfortunate 300-pound man getting an impromptu monster-based liposuction), Dean gets some fancy camera work staged around him. This seems to be a theme in recent episodes. Intentional, or does it just look cool? And I want to mention how happy I am that Dean says "So we've got a Thinner situation?" Mostly because I made that reference at the end of my review last week.

We have a red herring very early on, when the Winchesters accuse the wife of an eating contest runner up of hexing Victim #1. Never trust a woman in a pink wedding dress. I guess. Turns out she's not it, which is unsurprising because we were only like ten minutes in.

Sam and Dean eventually connect the fat-sucking murders to a spa and go undercover. Sam ends up a yoga instructor and Dean a kitchen worker. This is almost a direct opposite of their roles in the episode "After School Special," when Dean plays a high school gym teacher and Sam a janitor.

The funniest moment of the episode is ironically when Dean is in trouble. They drugged the pudding! Dean sounds like he's drunk-dialing Sam when he calls for help.  It's another one of those roll-your-eyes-at-Dean moments where he eats something he shouldn't and suffers the consequences. Anyone hungry for turducken?

Our villain, the pishtaco who runs the spa turns out to just be skimming the fat off her clients. Her brother is the bad one. I didn't expect a "good monster" story so soon after the werewolf episode. I think these episodes should have been spaced out differently. It's a bit of a buzzkill to have the same ending two episodes in a row.

The only way I can figure why this episode was aired now is because there are a couple mentions at the beginning and end of the episode of Sam's ultimatum to Dean about them not being brothers anymore. We never expected Dean to go along with it, and he even makes the remark that he doesn't break that easy. That familiar fight changes when Sam calls Dean out for being selfish and lonely. He claims Dean only keeps saving him because Dean doesn't want to be alone.

All around, not a terrible episode, but there wasn't really anything new here. Themes and even characters seemed recycled from the past.


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Supernatural 9.13 - The Purge

Stillwater, Minnesota. "Stand By Me"
level eating contest, but with $0.50
hotdogs. Big boy versus the thin
man. You'd think they'd be setting it
up for the scrawny kid to win; nope,
tubby takes the trophy, but not
without accusations of cheating.
Later in his car, Chubs removes the
hidden hotdog from his pocket and
chuckles smugly, right before
something shanks him in the back
and sucks him into a mummy.
In the bunker, Dean looks done. He
hasn't slept; his breakfast is whiskey
and Cornflakes with a cold pizza
chaser and he sounds like he gargled
a Batarang. He's been up all night
researching, full on Google vortex
style, if he's found anything new
about anything we're all really
worried about he's not telling, but he
has found the Stillwater case and
Sam is down to investigate with him.
Dean gruffly gets up and says he's
just gonna scrub down with some
Wet Wipes and be ready to go. Sam
stops him, concern seemingly
creasing his brow. He asks Dean if
he's okay, if maybe what he said a
few days ago (remember? The whole
"if you wanna be brothers *ELLIPSES
OF HEART RENDING
HORRIBLENESS*"), but Dean mocks
him; as if his brother breaking up
with him is anything new or worth
internalizing and agonizing about.
Get over yourself, Sam.
For the record, Sam seems like this
isn't bothering Dean enough for his
liking. For the other record, I don't
believe Dean at all. I mean, he's still
rocking the face fur, so clearly he's
still too bummed to shave.
Over in Stillwater they meet up with
the local fuzz, a softly round sheriff
with a penchant for being sweet and
eating sweets. She offers Dean a
powdered donut while she breaks
down the case; the vic was Wayne
McNut, competitive eater
extraordinaire and his only real
"enemy" was a the stick figure he
competed against and swindled out
of the spoils of supreme scarfing,
"Slim Jim", who has a clean alibi.
Speaking of eating like glutton, Dean
has powdered sugar unattractively
adorning his mouth. Sam helpfully
indicates it to Dean, who delicately
dabs at his mouth and cleans up
nothing what so ever.
Sam and Dean head over to Slim
Jim's to question him. He's training;
overeating lettuce to stretch out his
stomach. Dean always knew a rabbit
food diet was bad for you. Dean
keeps questioning him while Sam
creeps around the house. He finds a
hex bag belonging to Slim Jim's
Romanichal wife, Mala, and steals it
while she's showering. Back at their
motel, they find strands of Wayne's
hair and other personal doodads and
thingamabobs. Their research is
interrupted by a knock from Mala
herself who tearfully explains that
it's not a hex bag, but a protection
bag that she made for Wayne
because she was eating snacks with
him on the side, if you catch my drift.
As they square this away in the motel
room we head over to the not-
so-24-hour gym where a woman is
peddling her way to a smaller
wedding gown. Except, despite
spinning like a hamster in a cage,
she's actually managed to gain
weight, hitting 180.3 lbs. She's
upset and unwilling to believe the
scale. She goes in for a redo and
gets bashed on the head by a hand
weight. The same thing that vacu-
sealed Wayne latches onto her and
takes her down to a super svelte and
deadly 74.6 lbs.
The next morning Sam and Dean
investigate the scene. According to
the victim's gym club records she
weighed 165 lbs. Dean argues that
it's a fact all women lie about their
age and weight. Sam reminds 35-
year-old Dean that mere days ago he
told a waitress he was younger than
Sam is now. Dean accepts that he's
the woman of the team.
Dean spots a hot gym employee and
decides they should split up; Sam to
the morgue while Dean questions the
staff. Sam isn't into that division of
labor, for once he wants to stay and
interrogate the scantily clad,
distraught female. Dean derisively
shoots him down, claiming Sam is
weird and awkward and way too
"Sam" to talk to girls.
After all, Dean's just being honest.
What Dean finds out is that the
employee and the victim have similar
weird, inflamed suction marks on
them. Turns out so did Wayne
McNut. Dean also finds out that just
one month ago the hot Rollz Gym
employee was more apt to be a new
member, but recently lost a bunch of
weight after spending a week at
Canyon Valley Spa.
The boys go undercover as certified
fitness training brothers, except only
Sam is hired to make the spa guests
sweat to the oldies. Dean, however,
gets to don a hairnet and spoon up
tofu-licious delights. He and Sam are
trying to outsnark one another by
mocking each other's work attire.
One of the fellow food staffers,
Alonso, scolds Dean for flirting with
hot trainer Sam. Neither brother even
misses a beat.
Meanwhile, in the same spa, our
adorable sheriff is getting her first
taste of cupping treatment. Which to
most Westerners is actually as
disturbing looking as this episode
makes it seem, but thankfully Sheriff
Donna is too sleepy to stay awake
during it. Good thing, since the
woman who runs the spa, Maritza, is
apparently a scary, snake-like, fat
sucking monster. I was hoping for
Adipose. Adipose are adorable. This
was kinda terrifying in a sci-fi way.
Sam is teaching his yoga class while
Dean skirts around dishing up
undeliciously healthy food. He's also
hungry, but Alons tells him that they
eat what the clients eat. Dean's not
eating any of that vegan nonsense.
Alonso impatiently tells Dean to start
serving up pudding cups from a
giant vat. Dean is confused, that is
not dietarily sound. Alonso informs
him that it's a last meal type of thing,
one last treat before food becomes
fuel not feelings. Dean gives it a
taste and likes it, so he steals a cup
for himself. And eats it. And then
promptly gets the vapors and hits the
deck.
Sam is finishing up his yoga class
when he spots Sheriff Donna. She
still a little loopy, but she
unfortunately recognizes him. Sam is
saved by his phone ringing. A
pharmaceutically enhanced Dean is
slurring at Sammy to come help him.
"Sweet potatoes" is now the new
"Poughkeepsie". Sam rushes off to
find Dean. By the time he finds him,
Dean is face down on a bag of
potatoes, champagne wishes and
salted caramel roofie pudding
dreams. Sam brings him a can of
Monster and as soon as Dean is
sufficiently caffeinated they go to find
the sheriff.
Sheriff Donna is down two dress
sizes in just a few hours and happy
as unquestioning clam about it. She
credits the cupping Maritza did and
shows off her markings, which match
everyone else's.
Sheriff Donna also explained that
she'd been in a sadness food
vacuum for a while now, eating her
pain away, numbing the hurt with
delicious liquid calories before and
after her husband left her. I'm pretty
sure there was a lesson here for
Dean, but I'll admit it was much
more subtle than any of last week's
anvils so I'm not entirely sure what
Dean was supposed to learn, but
considering he commiserates with
her it must have hit him in the
feelings box.
While the boys learn all this, Larry
steals Martiza away from a guest to
let her know that he went through the
new guys' car and found evidence
that they're hunters. So, not only do
Larry and Maritza know about
hunters, but more importantly, Larry
violated Baby. Martiza tries to get rid
of all the larden laden evidence while
Larry offers to take care of the
problem. Dean catches her in the act
and ties her up. She admits to him
that she's a Peruvian fat sucking
parasite, but she's no murderer. The
murderer is the problem her husband
went to take care of: Alonso, her
brother. Because Dean did not make
the connection between the only two
people aside from him and Sam not
Fargo accenting around the joint.
Sadly, Larry isn't successful at
talking down his hoggish brother-in-
law and gets his jugular nicked for
his efforts. Sam finds Larry's body
and returns to Dean, where they get
the rest of Maritza's story. She and
Larry met in Peru. He accepted her
and loved her for who she is and
together the came up with the idea of
a ritzy fat camp so Maritza could
feed just enough to live and bonus!
the clients all got a better quick fix
than cabbage and grapefruit ever
could. Since they had discovered an
acceptable way to live, Martiza opted
to bring her brother with them to
show him this more harmonious way
of living.
Too bad Alonso doesn't have the first
clue about 80/10/10 dieting and
binged on the locals. Sam and Dean
head down to the basement to finish
this; communicating almost solely
without words they agree to split up
to track Alonso down.
What's this? Blood. Bodies. Fights in
the darkness. Is it 2007 again? Did I
get what I wanted? A strong MOTW
and a nice early seasons feel?
Alonso gets the jump on Sam and
they hand-to-hand it for a bit until
Alonso gets the upper hand and pins
Sam. He snakes out his fat vac
attachment and aims for Sam... as if
there's any fat in Sam to begin with.
Just as he's about to go in for the
kill, Dean swoops in, cuts off
Alonso's' mini-Tremor, and watches
him die. In the aftermath, Dean tells
Sam that they have to kill Maritza as
well, double-double. Sam disagrees.
Dean argues that she's a monster,
they kill monsters, ergo they should
kill her.
Um... like you killed Lenore? Or
Benny? Or Garth? Or Kate? How soon
we forget how grey our area is.
Sam wins though and they send
Maritza back to Peru. Why can't she
continue in Canyon Valley? Who
knows?
Back home in the bunker, Dean sits
and ponders the bottom of a whiskey
glass as Sam comes in to say good
night. Dean stops him and tries to
talk to him about their relationship,
explains to Sam that whether it's a
pishtaco or internal burns from gate
closing trials, he's always there to
save Sam, because it's the right
thing to do. Sam pulls out the last
stable Jenga tile and lets it all spill
out. He tells Dean that he while he
may think he's being a heroic,
selfless brother he's wrong. Sam
claims that Dean saves Sam for his
own benefit, not Sam's. Saves Sam
so that he doesn't have to be alone.
That given the same circumstance,
Sam claims that he would let Dean
die. And then walks out.
Let's examine this shall we?
In this episode we actually saw the
brothers act more like their bratty,
bantery selves with each other than
we probably have for years. Probably
because no matter what Sam says,
siblings don't have an on-off button.
Sam showed more than a casual co-
workers level of concern for Dean not
sleeping and seemed awfully
perturbed that Dean was acting like
he didn't care about the new "no
brothers" rule.
They didn't have to pose as brothers
at the spa, but they did.
Dean called for "Sammy" and Sam
came running.
But let's go further.
Sam Winchester, you're a lying liar
that lies. May I remind you, and the
writers, that you refused to let your
brother die of a cardiac infarction.
Even after he told you to let him die.
After he told you that you couldn't
stop it. That was the first time one of
you did something sketchy to save
the other's life. That pattern was
established by you, Sam.
And let us not forget: "Yeah, I've
been following you around my entire
life! I mean, I've been looking up to
you since I was four, Dean. Studying
you, trying to be just like my big
brother. So yeah, I know you. Better
than anyone else in the entire world.
And this is exactly how you act when
you're terrified. And, I mean, I can't
blame you. It's just... I wish you
would drop the show and be my
brother again. Cause... just 'cause."
Again, that was you Sam.
Oh and by the way Sam, you know
why it's better that you're alive?
Because you living is not the reason
angels are tearing up the earth right
now. Because Kevin's head had a hit
the moment he was tapped as
prophet. Because things like ghosts
and pishtacos aren't hell demons
and wouldn't have disappeared if
you'd closed the gates. You would
have left your brother behind, alone,
to keep fighting. Wonder if he'd have
made it longer than a month?
There are things you can be pissed
about Sam: Dean manipulating you
while you were in a coma, Dean lying
to you. But some things aren't part of
this equation.
And hey Dean, try the words, "I'm
sorry". And maybe try them sober.
And maybe try being honest with
Sam and with yourself. Because
yeah, you don't want to be alone, but
it is about Sam. Not just any person
would do and that's a fact that Sam
needs to know.
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Supernatural "The Purge" Review: Hunger Games

Supernatural S09E13: "The Purge"


"The Purge" was poised to be goofy and gross, but silly me, I didn't consider soul-crushingly sad as an option even though this is Supernatural and I really should know better by now. The epic sadness behind "The Purge" came in on the tail end of some brutal honesty regarding the state of the Winchester brotherhood. Season Fine really loves its brutal honesty. 

But first: silliness, sexiness, and some strange happenings at the ol' Canyon Valley Spa. We haven't seen Sam and Dean take on full-blown, immersive undercover work"complete with working a boring and occasionally demeaning nine-to-five in the name of all-access sleuthing"in some time, and that aspect of "The Purge" didn't disappoint. Sam in clingy workout attire, Dean in a hairnet: What more could one ask for? (Um, IDK, maybe another sweaty topless chin-up session a la that time Soulless Sam showed off for one of his numerous hooker hook-ups?)


Unnnfortunately for all the shallow people in the audience (HELLO, FRIENDS) Bendy Sam's screen time didn't extend much further than what we saw in the promo. That's okay, we'll always have that time Jared Padalecki went to Brazil. Lunchlady Dean was a good time, though. Any time Dean puts down the whiskey and cornflakes long enough to steal pudding from spa patrons and make out with a bag of sweet potatoes is a good time. 


Another trend that Season Fine appears to love so well is its humane monsters. This was the second episode in a row to feature flesh-eaters or fat-suckers who were determined to coexist peacefully with humans, and even hunters. This is also the second episode in a row to feature those peace-loving monsters getting completely screwed over by the malcontents within their ranks. Maritza took her approach to living with humans one step further than what we've seen in the past. Not only did Maritza work to avoid harming humans, she devised a system where she and others like her could actively help humans. She needed to eat fat to survive. Chunky monkey humans wanted to lose weight with minimal sweating and without spending all their time at the gym. Dude, if I could just go to a schmancy spa, eat roofied pudding all week, stare at Sam Winchester doing a downward facing dog at least once a day, and then come back like eight dress sizes smaller, I'd be all over that. It was a perfect match. 

Except for Alonso, Maritza's grumpy brother, who got himself demoted to eating the jarred fat when he got greedy and almost killed a spa patron by sucking out too much fat. Resentful of Maritza's stance on humans and apparently starving out of his mind, Alonzo opted to go on a fat-sucking murder spree in the next town over because that wasn't a terrible plan or anything. And then he ate Maritza's hunky husband just to hit home the message that being a friendly monster on Supernatural never ends well. 


Like, when all was said and done and Maritza's innocence couldn't be made more clear, Dean wanted to waste her anyway because she was a monster and it's not like Sam and Dean have ever let a goodie-two-shoes monster go before or, gee, it's not like Dean ever spent half a season being BFFs with a kindly Cajun vampire named Benny. That never happened, right? 

Shut up, Dean. 

And shut up, Sam. 


Except not really, because as much as it sucked to hear Sam say that if the tables were turned during the trials he wouldn't have tried to save Dean, it was a thing that needed to be said. It was also a thing that Dean needed to hear, because he just wasn't understanding why Sam was so upset over the Gadreel incident, and I was starting to feel really bad for him (I mean, I still do, but he just seemed so helpless and confused before). It was also a thing that we needed to hear because, okay, full-disclosure, I'm one of those obnoxious people who never shuts up about how Twilight and 50 Shades are NOT healthy pictures of romance and Supernatural has gradually landed in that same realm except with sibling relations, where in one camp we have a group who believes that the Winchesters are the most amazing and positive brotherly relationship on TV because they just love each other SO. MUCH, and then there are the buzzkills like me who are routinely horrified by what the writers seem to think "love" means, which results in sitting around and wondering if maybe they just don't realize how messed up the Winchesters' relationship comes off? They're professionals, they can't possibly lack that much self-awareness... can they?

No. No they cannot, and the payoff-in-progress is so delicious. 


Everything that Sam said was true. Now, the way he said it is a source of contention, and I won't argue that the bluntness was hurtful and that Dean didn't proceed to get blackout drunk on every bottle of booze in the Batcave, including the sacramental wine meant only for spells and stuff, but Sam wasn't wrong, and based on what we've seen in the last few seasons, Sam isn't a hypocrite. When Dean was lost in Purgatory and thought to be dead, Sam let him stay dead. When we first dove into the trials storyline, Dean was totally aboard the let's-slam-the-door-on-hell train until he realized he wouldn't be the one making the great and noble sacrifice required to lock the door. That's not a new pattern for Dean: He sold his soul to bring Sam back from the dead, he was willing to be Michael's vessel if it would stop the Apocalypse (but he wasn't willing to let Lucifer wear Sam), if he'd been more mobile after the smackdown at Stull Cemetery, Dean would have jumped into the cage with Sam, and when Sam was soulless, Dean risked his life to meet with Death and make a deal for Sam's return. This is all very heroic and selfless, but it's also pretty damn sad and indicative of the damage that the hunting life has inflicted on Dean. There's a reason "Bad Boys" aired when it did, both in terms of which season and when in that season. It confirmed what a lot of us long suspected regarding what exactly makes Dean tick, and it set the stage for all of this (for once) timely man-angst to come spilling out. 

When Sam and Dean's messed up relationship is written poorly, without addressing the legitimate concerns that outsiders have (such as Lisa and Bobby, but also viewers), it's frustrating to watch. The repetitive cycle of sacrifice-resentment-more sacrifice-more resentment looks more like a pattern of lazy writing and spent ideas than a pattern of damaging behavior brought about by unavoidable traumas and an emotionally fraught upbringing. When Dean and Sam are written well, and Supernatural manages to be honest about the realities of being Dean and Sam, their relationship is one of the most fascinating sibling relationships on TV.