Prishna Humour! - 2 updated pg 2

Prishna Humour

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Prishna are married for around  5 years. They obviously have this little girl --- as we all know --- Gudiya or whatever! Krishna thinks it is about right time for an addition. She does not know how to say this to her darling Pintuji --- So being a bookworm and now into all kinds of books and reading she tells him ---

"When will I become a refree?"

Pintu could not get a clue and as always thinks what Krishna could mean by that.

Krishna softly whispers in his ears

"Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee."😳

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Prishna are at a party and Pintu is having a great time cracking jokes.

He meets one of his newly wedded friend who was asking him on the secret of happy marriage.

Pintu: Simple - Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway!😃

Krishna gets angry.

Pintu adds to his friend: My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.😆

Always remember this golden rule - Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!😉

What followed after this you all can well imagine!!!!!

Krishna stayed away from Pintuji for nearly a week causing him to miss her more and more...

So finally one morning he told her while having breakfast: I am really getting old now.

Krishna wonders why should her young handsome husband feel that way.

She asks him: Why you feel that Pintuji?

Pintu: Because - You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.😳😆

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Have a wonderful day!😃

Just a fun post!!!!!😆

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Originally posted by: trinilisa

Shanti I remember you once said "your friends know you are such a tease", and boy is it true 😉

 

Here I was thinking it was a game, then opened and saw it's a story, then getting all excited while reading and it ends.. 😔

 

But I loved it, Thanks, it was short, funny and too sweet,,

 

Thanks again and take care,,

Originally posted by: trinilisa

Oh and I really enjoyed Pintu's naughty sense of humour😆😃 he truly is naughty,,

Originally posted by: kmfan_2

Thanks a lot my dear Lisa...

My lack of much time forced me to keep it short...

But will try to put up something whenever free...

And yes...Laughter is the best medicine!!!!!!😆

Love you !!!!!!!!!!!🤗

 

 

You are most welcome Shanti and Thanks for taking the time off your less active mode to enlighten Prishna Lovers !!

 

Love you too !!

Congratulations @Jackie for finally reading and commenting on a Prishna fiction,, welcome !!!

Prishna Humour - 2

Too much of reading by Krishna was bothering Pintu.

So he did a Google Search and came up with a quiz for her!!!

Pintu: Define Tears.

Krishna: What do you mean --- the water which comes out from our eyes when we cry...

Pintu: You got it wrong dear ----The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.😆

Pintu: Next one --- I am sure you will know this. Define Yawn.

Krishna: Tells you that you are sleepy.

Pintu: Wrong again. The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.😳

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