Humour for the Day!

Humour for the Day

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.😃

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.😛

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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.😆

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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.😃

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.😛

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.😳

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.😆

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.😃

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Have a lovely weekend!!!

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